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Mike Pence’s fly has a Twitter account. Already has 100k followers.

ORDER, Madam Speaker Betty Boothroyd is 91 today. to the absolute legend! Dale Campbell-Savours still has a nervous twitch to this day.

It IS banter. I know you’re incapable of partaking yourself (without immediately muting the other party anyway), that doesn’t mean other people can’t. And two more pointers for you: - Pack that patronising tone of yours in. - They’re ‘changing rooms’ in the UK.

Iain does what he does as the character he plays, 'CoffinLodger', as a source of entertainment, and other people reciprocate. You're grossly misconstruing a bit of pisstaking as contempt. Be better, please.

You’re absolutely right. Fixed.

The death of a true winemaking legend ! I cried over many years drinking her wine ! I am crying more than ever tonight ! R.I.P you genius !! !!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently today’s number is 70. Though, in actuality, who the shitting hell knows anymore? Thursday: 73

Gahhh, false alarm for fuck sake.

So tragic ! I type this in floods of tears !

Not long ago, Trump was saying how, if the Democrats won, it would definitely be a fix. Now, the exact opposite is true. He’s fucked.

Yeah but...it needs rationing. There’s only so much idiocy one can stomach. And who the fuck is Tonto?

God I wish Paul’s promotion comment the other day came true so I could moderate the living shit out of this useless fucker.

Radiohead’s Thom Yorke is 52 today

Happy Birthday to @Putin, who turns 68 today

Well, definitely Iain’s for a start.

You cry a lot; on a quick search, you cried at Van Halen here, and also Doris Day, Caroline Flack, Tessa Jowell, Leslie Grantham off of finger sucking, Erick Morillo off of "I Like To Move It Move It"...

@maryportfuncity. Twenty times a twunt, for fuck sake! Still quality as well. Congratulations, if that’s the right word for the occasion

What in fuck’s name is that?!

I’m 24. I know of Cat Stevens. Not all of us are ignorant to anything other than Calvin Harris or Stormzy. Anyway, have some Basildon’s finest. This is 6 years older than me, shock horror, and it’ll never not be brilliant.

76 is the right answer, it appears. Wed: 53

I’d go with this, minus Pru and Le Pen. Probably General Perv and, yes, Lansbury instead.

If you had sufficient common sense and basic intelligence, you’d have put this in the Political Discussions and Ranting thread.

Tuesday: 47

I mean...we’re now living in an episode of The Thick Of It, I’m absolutely convinced of it. Over 16,000 Covid test results have been lost due to them running out of room on the Excel spreadsheet they were logging all tests on. Excel of course, being merely a consumer app and not fit for purpose as a national database (obviously, for fuck sake), has a limit of 1,048,576 rows, so thousands of tests dropped off the bottom and weren’t recorded.