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Either that or he’s about to die. (Don’t wet yourself Iain)

Glynis Johns, off of being picked on here because she’s old, is 97 today

It appears the president has started a new trial treatment, a cocktail of bleach and cocaine: INSANE CAPS LOCK. ZORDERS STYLEE. VOTE!

The second thought. Definitely. He briefly left hospital to sit in a car and wave to supporters. As Walter Reed physicians have said, the people in that car will now have to quarantine for 14 days, they’re now likely to get Covid themselves. Trump has decided to put these people at risk just so he could have a theatrical ‘presidential’ wave-by like he’s the Pope. How reckless and stupid can you get? His priorities are still fucked, and he’s still a fucking toilet.

Monday: 27

Careful with that now, there’s already enough legal trouble to worry about

That is not “just in”, rather it’s the same status as last night. You fucking ball bag.

I mean I largely approve of your post because Iain is a twat, but this bit...please, decide whether you want to refer to yourself in the first or third person. Illeism is wankish enough but such inconsistency gets right on The Quim Reaper’s tits. EDIT: Ah, Ulitzer puts it much more succinctly than me/Quim

He was funnier on single malt.

“Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard...” EDIT: Enjoyed, randomly, three and a bit years later, by Diego.

You’ll probably marry someone 40 years younger than you, will you? You've probably never had sex. (With another consenting human, who isn’t a family member)

They want to fob me off with a Mercedes hearse. I’ve never been so insulted in all my life. I wanted a Bentley one.

I haven’t accepted the job yet, there’s an ongoing dispute over pay and the company car.

As Moderator-elect (that’s right, isn’t it PB ), I most definitely agree with this. We’ve seen enough of Iain wanking himself into a hysterical coma over something completely inconsequential.

Sunday: 46

Nah. I honestly don’t think he or any of his cronies could say anything convincing, to be fair. And, let’s face it, it’s quite easy to pretend to be Trump in a tweet. All you need to DO is CAPITALISE the odd random word and come ACROSS like a narcissistic, sensationalist FUCKING BELLEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just tweeted. Still alive, battling this PLAGUE.

His physician in this briefing just mentioned he was 72 hours into his diagnosis...that’d be Wednesday. So, unless Dr Conley misspoke, Trump was still doing campaign trips and meeting the public after his diagnosis. EDIT: Here is an aggregate timeline of events, which of course the White House are disputing.

This is how careful he was being at this spreading event: What an arsehole.

Good god...Hallowe’en decs go on sale earlier and earlier every year.

His was one of the first celebrity deaths I remember consciously being upset about. I absolutely loved watching re-runs of The Two Ronnies on UK Gold as a kid. Still the best sketch show of all time by a long way IMO.

You need to stop wetting your knickers mate...you’ve posted in this thread 10 times in the past hour or so, most of it the usual pile of nut-brown piss we’ve come to expect from you, when all that’s happening is, as a precautionary measure, Trump will be working from the offices at a military medical centre. When the cunt’s at death’s door, by all means carry on with the mindless hysteria. But he isn’t. So piss off. Oh, and fuck off @Steve.

It’s BOGOF. Though it’d serve nicely as a before-after picture.

Yeah...two weeks later he was back to his normal fuck-up self.

Oh nah, I’m gonna save up for a bollock-lift.