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You very obviously don’t. A dope is what you call someone who gets something a little bit muddled up, or trips over their own shadow or something clumsy like that. Trump is a sociopathic, solipsistic, perverted, misogynistic, racist, treacherous, precarious, imbecilic serial liar.

Oh fuck off.

Hello. That’s an intriguing first post. But yeah. What Clorox said. If a random old Doris keels over and you’re laughing, that’s fucked up. But if, say, Jacob Rees-Mogg had a massive aneurysm tomorrow, maybe an ear-to-ear grin wouldn’t be quite so sick Just to be clear though, this isn’t a place to celebrate deaths.

I'd forgotten who I'd picked.Turns out I'm waiting on Dick van Dyke, who'll live until he's 150, and 90-year-old Sally Ann Howes, on whom I can't find anything recent, other than a namecheck a week or so ago in an article about all the women who've bounced off Prince Philip's cock in the past.

Building on that, I suppose you could also have On His Vladimir’s Secret Service

Bored Twitter is best Twitter. What’s everyone got then? My initial thought was Grabapussy.

Harald Hardrada, aged 51, went to Stamford Bridge 954 years ago. It didn’t go terribly well.

Dec, off of Ant and, is 45

But everything’s okay, of course.

Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto.

Victoria Pendleton, off of peddling, is 40 Also, one of the best albums of all time is 29.

We’re gonna be alright in the UK, as us absolute world beaters have today launched the official NHS twat and trace app, a mere 5 months after the virus’ peak in this country. I’m only at medium risk of my own personal second wave so it’s all good here.

4,482 days until she turns 130.

Oh don’t get me wrong, I absolutely wish you were right. Unfortunately, this and everything else you say goes right off the end of the scale of my mind’s bollocksometer.

The country in a general sense is fucked. But we’ve known that for a fact since December 2019, I suppose.

“Fuck off, Steve” is in danger of becoming the site motto.

UK had 6,178 new cases today, the most since the record of 6,201 on 1st May. Deaths are highest since July too, and remember they count deaths differently now. Fucked, I tell you. Fucked.

Bruce Springsteen, off of bosses, is 71 today

U fukin wot m8?

Just allow yourselves, everyone, to try and comprehend the mind of a person who’d put Jackie Stallone in the same fucking bracket as RBG.

Liam Fox, absolute fucking prick, 59. And the lovely Sue Perkins, absolutely not a fucking prick, 51

Liam focking Gallagher is focking 48, the cunt.

Ignore.

You mean the bitter hate you demonstrate in your celebrating RBG’s death and using the junior school favourite term ‘loser’ to describe everyone who has a different viewpoint, the bigotry you demonstrated in your brushing off BLM simply as ‘leftist riots’ that need ‘crushing’, and the sexism you demonstrated in referring to Justice Ginsburg repeatedly as “old bat”. This place is not a political rally, you delusional, impertinent little cretin. Stop treating it as such.