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Obviously, seeing how I shove it down people’s throats all the time.

Good day, Planetist. You shall fit right in, it sounds.

Saw this on Twitter, it’s a list of 23 words for things people feel but have difficulty explaining. I only knew a couple of these, and most of the rest I’ve been searching for for years.

Sunday: 5

I'll have Tomiichi please!

No. Fuck off.

Okay, I have no idea how I'm doing this now.

ABBA are disappointed to announce that, due to new Department for Education algorithms, they will now be known as CDDC.

Saturday: 6 Or not published. Or lower because they’ve changed the classification again. Cunts.

Heaven knows he’s miserable now, etc.

Just casually talking about his druggy days. I’m disappointed they didn’t go for the headline “Charlie in the Chocolate Factory”.

Death by Kate Garraway.

A concert of electricity here but no rain. Sitting out in it now, with a large G&T with ice just in case I get fried.

I'll say 45, but it depends on what they class as a Covid death tomorrow. They might've suddenly decided that people who've been to the doctors before in their life don't count, or to only count people called Margaret.

I don't have anything to add, other than the subtitle of this thread is undoubtedly the best on the forum. Excellent work!

This’ll be a huge relief to the families of the 5,000 people who now haven’t died of Covid.

The irony is too much to bear.

Thursday - 57

Ooh which gin, which Fevertree? I have some Silent Pool, Meditteranean Light and a wedge of lime crying out my name.

I quite like "Put to bed with a shovel".

It’s not the outbursts that were the issue! He was pretty indiscriminate about where the rants were directed and it was amusing. Posting shemale porn gifs to 110 people though? Very route 1, attention seeking strategy for a quick ban. He knew that.

I’d pay top dollar for a thunderstorm right now. I’m on the workshop floor, all the machines are going full chat and it’s 32C outside. I’m playing keepy-uppy with my bollocks.

What, like picking a name then killing them?

I think Zorders is having a crisis of identity. And popularity. And sexuality.