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I don't have to answer, that's the beauty of it. Read this point again:

So combative...are you in the closet too?

Ooh yeah, and you really put me in my place, didn't you? Most of your diatribe was guff so I shall leave you to stew. Hope you get more comfortable with sexuality soon hun.

Now THAT we can agree on

Sadly, this isn't even the most trivial and pedantic disagreement I've heard this week. Maybe it's the heat

Okay, I didn't want you to figure this out until you were a bit more grown up, but you're merely a play thing on here. You're easy to trigger, easy to make feel uncomfortable, and I capitalised on that. Sorry, petal. Oh fuck, look at that. I can't help myself. I'm just too FABULOUS So, I ask again, have you any examples of the LGBT+ portion of society constantly ramming it down people's throats? (less the obvious pun)

I don’t understand...

Is it? How? Where?

It’s the human equivalent of polishing dog turds, isn’t it? Which, incidentally, is exactly what Tesco’s own brand sausages taste like.

Tesco begs to differ:

Wednesday: 69

Good news that it didn't come back positive but tests do sometimes come back inconclusive, which 'not proven' could be. The wording is unclear there. Just to be safe, if you're not feeling 100%, try another?

We're unlikely to get today's result today. Might have to do a double update tomorrow or something.

The fuck are Tesco playing at? It's a hot dog. It's supposed to be unsophisticated. It's supposed to appeal to people who've never heard of coriander and think avocados are for narcissistic millennials with rich parents. Twat some fried jalapeños and a slice of Jack on there and whop your face into that bastard. Bosh. (It does look nice)

Tuesday: 72

I just...I don’t know what to say.

Monday: 13

9 and a half minute compilation of some of Murray's brilliant isms. He always cheers me up.

Talking live on the phone to Brundle and Button on Sky F1 just now. Sounds great; he mentioned he's been better and he's a "doddery old man" but he's still very much the same old Muzza. Absolute legend of the highest order.

Sunday: 14

Nigel Mansell, off of impressive moustaches, is 67 today

Fucked up with wine. I'll try again later.

Still 24C here. Feels hotter. It’s nights like this I envy Prince Andrew, lying in bed dry as a bone.

That’s just the EastEnders titles zoomed in isn’t it?

Saturday: 69