TQR

Oh bless, it’s never you, is it?

Friday: 552

I’m taking the well-wishes as implied, you fossilised chode

Since I was born I started to decay...

Being virus-free for just over a week and only left with fatigue, I started back at work on Tuesday (we’ve some medical parts to machine so I guess we’re key workers), equipped with Lucozade, Metatone/Methadone and bananas. This morning, my legs gave way and I had to be driven home. It seems the legacy of this thing is more than a bit of tiredness. More home time, deep joy. EDIT: Taking another week and a half off. Does the self-employed bloke taking over my duties a favour; more hours for him innit.

Yep, 649. Points for me (one out!) and Old Crem. Thursday: 631

Thanks for that, one of my favourite bits of Bill Bailey genius!

Watched PMQs earlier, the first with Big Job vs King Keir. Starmer wasn’t necessarily full of attack but his questions were forensic and, in their own subtle way, quite devastating. As for Johnson, well, Jenni Wren off of Grauniad comments says it best:

Both are sure as fuck to outlast this user.

No scorers for Tuesday, as it turns out. Weds: 650

Figure for Monday was only 288. Weekend reporting innit. Tuesday: 555

Monday: 507

@Sir Creep there, after TQM's first hit. Just imagine his insufferable grin after securing a commanding and brilliant back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Feeling almost embarrassed, The Quim Meaper decided to let the randomiser select the next pick. Randomiser came up with Abderrahmane Youssoufi.

But probably at least five times as dull.

20-year-old Craig David song is given a Corona refresh:

Sunday: 409

Lovely name for the sprog: Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas Johnson. Will Law Nick Johnson? Here’s hoping.

A plethora of today's chart-topping artists have done a stay-at-home collective of Foo Fighters' Times Like These for Radio 1. A few of the contributors are a bit naff (AJ Tracey, Paloma Faith, Jess Glynne) but it's a good reminder of how brilliant the song is.

Saturday: 691

I'm having a break from this pool this year; until now I've been too busy trying not to die myself without needing to think about other people dying I'll watch from the sidelines and join again for '21-'22!

I've bandaged up my wounds, got myself a beer and taken a seat in the @CaptainChorizo grandstand. Best of luck, Cap'n!

Jesus Christ...

Let's have a look then. I'm always in charge of the music questions in my pub quiz team. EDIT: Marked. 7/10. Meh. Not bad questions!

I’m up for carrying on this sick little sweepstake. Friday: 626