TQR

Thursday: 747

Suppose his tracks are covered then when it transpires the economy's fucked.

Carrie's given birth to his 6th/7th/8th kid, a son. Warmest congratulations to them, and sincere hopes that the littlun ends up absolutely nothing like his father.

Wednesday: 691

Nice work! You'll have to change your rank to 'translator'.

It appears my symptoms are disappearing, but this has left me with absolutely no energy whatsoever. I feel a tad better generally but I don’t think I’ve ever felt as tired. Still, Quim 1-0 Corona.

Are there any modern day Alan Turings out there who could help decode this bizarre smörgåsbord of words?

The problem isn’t so much the spam as it is the folk who’s general posting is devoid of anything intelligible or entertaining. The problem isn’t so much those calling everyone a cunt as it is those who direct discriminatory slurs towards another member, make light of another’s personal losses or are plainly just attempting to belittle them. The problem isn’t so much the spammers/ranters being banned as it is the fact that other odious knobs get away with it at the same time. The problem isn’t so much the people that (truculently or otherwise) converse about something off topic as it is the people who suck the humour out of the place. The problem isn’t so much the people that engage in any kind of debate and swap opinions however passionately they may choose as it is the fuckers who are under the impression that only their opinion matters. The problem isn’t so much the angry bastard as it is the whingy twat. The problem isn’t so much the raving lunatics as it is the silly cunts who take this shit, and their egos, far too seriously. Apart from that, lovely place this

My most sincere condolences, Handy. Take it easy.

Tuesday: 646

Yes. You're an arsehole. Disprove that, arsehole.

Monday: 525

Let's not piss our knickers yet mate. The Express are about as insightful and reliable as Khoi Huynh.

D'you think?

744 is hospital deaths. Scotland usually counts care home deaths too. Sunday: 597

Pratti Patel in the daily briefing proudly proclaimed that cases of shoplifting have plummeted. Is she aware most shops are shut? Useless waste of piss and wind.

Saturday: 672

Bracknell for me.

Donald Trump: Kills 99.9% of all known Americans

New from the Stones. First in 8 years. A song for the times. Pretty good, I think.

Friday: 680

Thursday: 801

In a bit of a warry mood. Yes, “shoot down” those pesky Iranians with their flying boats.

Meh, try everything once innit. Substance-wise, I’ve left it at that, no bother. I only smoke cigs/cigars when I’m twatted, which ain’t that often. I drink more days than not, but pretty much always in moderation. I definitely drink what the NHS guidelines would deem ‘too much’, but it’s not my fault beer, wine and gin are so delicious. I do Octsober every year for a liver holiday.