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It's a pisstake of a colloquialism used by us millennials, more prevalent in the (South of?) Englandland. If they exclaim "This is a CHOOON!" that means "I very much approve of this piece of music, ole chap".

I clicked on this thread and David Jason’s face was in black and white. Damn nearly had heart failure.

Winner! Your turn...

This song was number 2. They did alright as a band.

It's worth saying the name in the title is only in the title, the song doesn't mention this person at all. YW has got the time frame correct at least

Not Buddy Holly...further back...

Keep going backwards in time...

Warmer, in the sense that it's someone in the title. It's someone older than all the Beach Boys, though.

Not bad. Not right, but not bad.

It's a choon, I'm not even ashamed to say it! Truly Madly Deeply is horsewank though... Right... Rock song that charted pretty well from the 1990's, references someone from long before that.

Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back?

Lucky sod.

I can't get James Blunt out of my head, which is something really unfortunate. One that fits in with that is Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls. Without Googling, I think it was later than '06 and it deffo got to No.1 Carly Rae kind of makes sense though

The 'similar to James Blunt' thing got me thinking so I looked up this one song and, lo and behold, it was at No.1 for 4 weeks... Gotye - Somebody I Used To Know?

Struggling here...did it get to No.1 in the UK?

Predictions: JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem - Our aged Japanese friend will nick it. LizLemon vs Etushispushingupdaisies - Etush, and for fuck sake best of luck to you in Round 2. FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man - Fixed Biz, I reckon. Annami vs Grobler - Annami. A close one. HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria - Shame about HDS' initial joker. Unc will get Joker points and win. An Fear Beag vs Markb4 - AFB to nick it. DeathByArsenic vs Sean - Arsenic, by 1 unique point. Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny - Wormy, I'd say. Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker - I'm gonna have a punt on beginner's luck for Djemba. Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep - They'll get two hits each, they'll be names they had in common and it'll go to a coin toss. Skinny will win the toss and Sir Creep will hunt both him and Roey down and raze their houses to the ground in a fit of rage.

ARAP MOI

The round hasn't started If it had, Ulitzer has already picked him (also invalidly) When it does start, I'm going to be on that name like a fucking puma

Somewhere between now and then, someone might give a fuck. Keep your fingers crossed.

Prepped.

Landed in the UK.

Some 25 year olds are, too.

Katie Hopkins, off of poisonous twats, had been flown all the way to Prague to collect a fake award:

Is that advice addressed to Sir Creep, or to people reading Sir Creep’s posts?