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Crikey fucking Moses...that was one of those BBC Breaking News notifications that made the ticker jump the fuck back. First big shocker of the year.

Sorry, autocorrect innit

Haggis’d the fuck out of lunch. I’m out out this evening, I’ll be sure to incorporate whisky in my alcoholic refreshment at some stage. Happy Burns Nicht!

It’s just a good job this fascinating experience of yours has made you a nicely well-rounded individual in the end.

Nandy. She's also got the backing of the National Union of Mineworkers. One affiliate endorsement needed to join Starmer (and most likely RWD) on the final ballot.

Exactly, you didn't have a pot to piss in already. Makes no odds if you've got squat to your name; you're starting from jack shit wherever you are. If you do have a pot to piss in, though, and you're not entirely fond of the idea of losing it and starting from jack shit again, it's more difficult, unless you have a vast pissing cauldron. I'm not about to throw away my financial soundness just for the sake of getting out ASAFP. I'm just hopeful, much like everyone else pissed off with the country to this degree, that the opportunity to get out arises before my pissing pot diminishes. As far as the US is concerned, I'd frankly rather live in Syria.

Looks like it. GMB are revealing who they’re backing later, that’ll be interesting (though that was never gonna be JP)

Phillips pulls out. Oh no.

June Mummery, Brexit MEP, complains we won’t have any representation. It’s almost as if that’s what she voted for? The absolute pinnacle of stupid cuntery.

Genuine question, is that seriously all they get paid?

Shit it. My sole hope is another imposed holiday.

I've only just seen this. Fuck you.

I had no idea you were reading his eulogy at his funeral?

@Squonk mate, you're a Cup eponym, you simply must join us again!

This was one of the few DP's I've attempted that wasn't a total disaster, so I'm going in again to prove that was a fluke. Queen Elizabeth II Olivia Newton John Linda Nolan Billy Connolly Paul Gascoigne Dick Van Dyke Angela Lansbury Doddie Weir Barbara Windsor Rolf Harris Betty White Jimmy Greaves June Brown Bill Turnbull Greg Gilbert Henry Kissinger Pope Benedict XVI Michael Robinson George Alagiah Mikhail Gorbachev Jimmy Carter Kirk Douglas Olivia de Havilland Vera Lynn Prunella Scales SUB: Sam Lloyd

Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Don’t you know, pump it up You’ve got to pump it up Jesus fuck. Whoever did this song, I’d happily hit them very hard with a travel iron.

28 days, 4 hits already. Not bad going. Quim: 4 Crowdsource: 4 Deathlist: 1

Yep. Must be. By the looks of this thread, something happened between 13th and 18th November that made it go tits up.

New song, somehow strikes a chord. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aOy9P_OAeM (Khalid - Up All Night) Fuck, this YouTube not embedding nonsense can do one as soon as it likes.

A very active blog, too. Oh, and nice touch.

Listened to this masterpiece on the way to work this morning. https://youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk (Rush - Tom Sawyer)

Peart was up there amongst the greatest drummers of all time imo. As mentioned before, how in fuck is Kerslake still alive and Peart not?

Well, bladan might be a long shot for that

Barry Gardiner too? For fuck sake.