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I'm so glad this was picked up as I was intending to join in this time round. Grazie @Sean

#Tomasz2020

I forecast a bit of a shake up for 2020...

Yep, Matt Hancock has really got this nailed on. Clever bollocks.

You say that, but he hasn’t actually empty-chaired him yet. Much like he did with a Labour MP in 2010, where he replaced him with a Peppa Pig toy. He’s being decidedly lenient with Johnson. But then they were on the same payroll for a long time.

New polling data from Cali. Interesting swing against Biden & Warren.

Avalanche.

It was started by Brits, so having British-known people on the official DL is a side effect of that. But hey, look at the picks on forum pools; very international indeed! I’ve never heard of Soulages, but there’s every likelihood I’m just ignorant This is the thing, fame is subjective.

Is he well known enough in the UK though? Bracknell was generally watched by 5m+ people per day at the height of her career, and McCririck was a household name (for reasons largely bad). So internationally famous or nationally famous in Britain is the criteria.

One of the best bits of advertising I’ve ever seen:

Actual photo from Midsomer Norton in Somerset, constituency of Jacob Rees-Cunt. We can but hope.

I reckon he’s 58, retired CEO of Skanska, worth about €80m and now wiles away the time shouting philosophical quandaries at a block of cheese in Lidl whilst clutching an artisan bottle of single malt.

Source?

This, too, is happening in Wokingham. Wokingham, of course, being the constituency of John Redwood, off of cunts.

Raab’s looking dodgy. Lib Dems are within a couple of points of him in his constituency of Esher and Walton. I’d honestly cry with unbridled joy if we never had to see or hear that cunt again.

I’ll do a more detailed exit poll when I don’t have work to do. As for the Tories and the number of seats they get, what I would do at this point if I was a certain person from Americaland who refers to himself in the third person is bet you five pounds of coffee that they don’t. Fortunately I’m not, but I’m open to a charity bet on it. Their campaign is slipping. They’ll fail.

And today’s special guest on Pointing Out The Bloody Obvious is Kinnock My point broadly was that this is the likely outcome, though, being an election where one can very much expect the unexpected much more than in recent memory, him getting the seat could happen. Not saying it’s the most likely outcome, but basically, I see there being more independent MPs elected than the norm (of about 1). Headline is, neither major party is gonna get anywhere near 300 seats in my view. And, frankly, neither do they deserve to. Particularly the cunts that’ll inevitably get more.

The important thing! I’d genuinely not be surprised in the slightest if the votes for him were at least enough to unseat Stephen Metcalfe. People on all ends of the spectrum (political and otherwise) are so disenfranchised that’s this election of all is one where we can expect surprise results. The ‘missing 10’ as it were are likely, in my view, to go to well-campaigned for Independents, or maybe a couple for parties like the Greens, or one for Anna Soubry’s racket. The prospect of all outcomes of this election are all scary. But it’s not boring. And the result won’t be.

Go to Basildon mate. They love him. Sadly.

I know; Independents. Dominic Grieve, for example, looks like he could win his seat. My constituency has an Independent bloke, Kerry Smith, who, despite being so poisonous he was kicked out of UKIP, is very popular among cunts here and likely to do well. IGC could get a couple, too.

I've just got a sneaky feeling it's gonna be quite bad for the Tories. Hung like Ron Jeremy. Quim's Exit Poll (based on bollocks all): CON - 284 LAB - 259 LD - 36 SNP - 37

So far things are going swimmingly for the 14,252nd new UKIP leader, Pat Mountain. Notable only for, other than looking like Catherine Tate’s Nan, revealing a bit much about her party.