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Her raspberry jam is to die for, you know.

That's her! Ooh, she's ever so good. Pillar of the community. And the stray cats love her.

Jean Page, yes! Mrs Page. His elderly next door neighbour. You must know her!

Henry Gray, off of Blues

December: Chris Rea (fuck it, it's Christmas) (5) Daniel Arap Moi (5) Tony Britton (5) Sam Lloyd (5) Lee Kerslake (5)

I'm intrigued now; why can't you see these?

Yeah, see this kind of proves that it's a subjective thing...who knows what the powers that be think?

I'd say the bold ones may be. The others are a bit of a stretch.

I do hope the competition lasts for longer than 1 heartbeat. Though to be fair that's how long it took for Banana to win last year.

How dare you be so UK-centric on a UK-based forum with largely UK-based membership discussing deaths reported in the UK media. Oh, Happy Thanksgiving.

Lost another round? Hau dare you!

A stabbing and subsequent gunfire at London Bridge this afternoon. Numerous people injured.

Me! Me! Pick me!

MAKE. THE FUCKING VOTES. PUBLIC. YOU MORON. Anyway...Javier Perez de Christmas croaker, I reckon.

I dunno, you get 40 wrong guesses in a row, then 2 correct in quick succession. Clearly Clive didn't want to be my Bracknell. Also well done to Deathtreat, Drewsky, Perhaps, Chilean, Leon & FB.

Five for Clive thank you very much please

Gary Rhodes has died, aged 59.

Gary Rhodes, aged 59.

My personal highlight of the Tory campaign so far...

Form Guide #18 - Prince Philip, DoE The Queen has had an Anus Horribilis this year. Her son's a nonce, her grandsons and their respective wives think each other are dicks, her Prime Minister is a lying cunt and her husband has failed as a stunt driver. Will Phil crash and burn this December and top it all off for her?

Revel in this awesomeness from Feeder! Old school grungy style rather than their softer approach they had in the 00's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz5FDFYGR3Q

Given the shittiness of the source, I'd say he's almost certainly fine.

Reading some of the Arron Banks leaks. Interesting. I won’t share incase it’s legally shaky but there’s people less tentative than me spreading it all over Twitter and everywhere else.

Bracknell’s death has left me with abandonment issues