TQR

No no no, this cannot be possible. Nope. Not accepting it. Don’t like it. Not playing.

Get Brack to where you once belonged.

England by 14 New Zealand by 25 Wales by 7 South Africa by 10

I thought I was nailing this song when I was launching out with it in the car earlier. Unfortunately, a friend of mine who I'd accidentally pocket dialled didn't totally agree.

Canada by 18 Tonga by 27 Wales by 21 Japan by 10

Ireland by 24

Australia by 59

Ah shit. Fiji’s early onslaught looked promising but no Wales upset as I predicted. Was within 3 of the Argentina game though so not all bad!

Argentina by 27 Scotland by 17 Fiji by 8

Apparently loads of people (don't look at me) have done it before. Sorry to take down all the bunting.

South Africa by 31

Still, at least he’s popular with the public.

New Zealand by 82 France by 21 And if Namibia wins I will personally fly over to Japan and streak on the pitch during NZ's next game.

This one's a touch heartbreaking, particularly for Kurt Cobain fans. The pain in the vocals and lyrics of this song, the haunting simplicity of it, it's quite easy to imagine this being his last. It's highly likely it was, in fact.

Fresh as fuck new track from Green Day. Album out in February.

Oit, I’m missing a point for SA! Anyway... Australia by 18 England by 34 Japan by 38

South Africa by 31

Fiji by 10 Ireland by 26

R.I.P. Chu-Chi Face I would say I'm back in the game but Dick Van Dyke is going to live until he's 170.

Rest well, Peter.

New Zealand win 63-0. Well shiver my timbers. The sheer greed of the All Blacks. No drop goals or penalty kicks, though. Just the 9 tries. Bloody useless.

Correct. But Jerry Lee Lewis didn't.

Lol.

France by 24 New Zealand by 45