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Imagine defending a nonce, choosing instead to be part of a campaign of hatred against a couple who don’t want to be part of outdated royal norms. Bin the royals after the Queen dies.

Oh, the trio of dickheads won’t let the opinions of us mere forum members get in the way of their personal vendetta against someone who embarrasses them time and time again. Poor dears. Keep doing what you do best, ToD™!

Cheers! This song was released the year I was born but still makes me nostalgic; not just the lyrics, but the fact that this was one of the songs when I was ‘discovering’ my musical tastes in early adolescence that really got me hooked on 90s stuff. I love this, it’s my favourite by the SPs

Because Moyles is a fucking cunt.

Oh yeah you’re not wrong. I polished my bread bin the other day and had a celebratory wank.

I’m atheist. Does that mean I can just carry on with my plan to drink and shag the 20s away?

Well, I want more threads like this to give the forum a fucking buzz again.

Going to be taking a bit of a step back from this forum. You shan’t see me posting all that much. Truth is, it’s dying a death. Entertainment is being suppressed, tedious data entry is growing. It’s becoming a very soulless place. I’ll be back if it livens up again.

I didn’t know who Kamen was, so I Googled him. Whew...

Emo-ish 90s rock is my thing.

I’ll play ‘bored’, please. I do enjoy sometimes looking at the ‘who’s online’ list, for the sole fact that some of the things guests look at is hilariously random. Just now...New Year Greetings, Charlton Heston and The 7th Death of 2016. What the shimmering fuck?

Why do people give a flying fuck clap clap

A small problem has been discovered with Labour’s campaign.

Nadine Dorries here, once again making clear her room temperature IQ, claiming that Johnson created 180,000 jobs for a town with a population of 92,000.

In fact, bollocks, while I’m here, all of Star Wars can go to Room 101. All of it. Every character, every film, every reference. Get to fuck.

I got this at work. Probably because he knew that I’d consider “May the fourth...” a sackable offence.

“Happy Star Wars Day!” Cunt off.

Might not be the best way to save money...

This one has me stumped. It hadn’t occurred to me just how many of the songs I know mention waking up

And we have a winner!

Nope. Further away. Get back to food.

Nope, but on the right lines with palatable