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7 minutes ago, time said:You can embed Twixxer
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On 26/03/2024 at 22:11, RoverAndOut said:Saw this story earlier. Susan Hall has denied all knowledge of this video and has not watched it. Who made it? Tory Head Office. Brilliant. Oh, and this is the second version I believe, the first showed people running on the underground - except it was Penn Station in New York and not the London Underground.
It's a pity you can't embed Threads here, but this really made me laugh.
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That's the five. Good round, that. Has to be said, there's clearly a very real chance of Gorillaz winning yet another 00s game. Anyway, onwards to the next very mixed bag. Remember, if you don't know it, please give it a listen. There're a couple here I'd completely forgotten about.
2006-07
Thu 28 Mar
21 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On +1
21 Rihanna — SOS +1
21 Arctic Monkeys — Brianstorm +1
21 The White Stripes — Icky Thump +1
20 Chris Brown ft. Juelz Santana — Run It
20 Pussycat Dolls ft. Will.I.Am — Beep
20 Embrace — Nature’s Law
20 Mary J Blige & U2 — One
20 Shayne Ward — No Promises
20 Red Hot Chili Peppers — Dani California
20 LL Cool J ft. Jennifer Lopez — Control Myself
20 Infernal — From Paris To Berlin
20 Rihanna — Unfaithful
20 Christina Aguilera — Ain’t No Other Man
20 Cascada — Everytime We Touch
20 Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone — Ridin’
20 The Killers — When You Were Young
20 Bodyrox ft. Luciana — Yeah Yeah
20 U2 & Green Day — The Saints Are Coming
20 Justin Timberlake — My Love
20 Booty Luv — Boogie 2Nite
20 Cliff Richard — 21st Century Christmas / Move It
20 Eric Prydz VS Pink Floyd — Proper Education
20 Just Jack — Starz In Their Eyes
20 Fall Out Boy — This Ain’t A Scene It’s An Arms Race
20 Gwen Stefani ft. Akon — The Sweet Escape
20 Avril Lavigne — Girlfriend
20 Mark Ronson ft. Daniel Merriweather — Stop Me
20 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough
20 Maroon 5 — Makes Me Wonder
20 Mutya Buena — Real Girl
20 Kate Nash — Foundations
20 Fergie — Big Girls Don’t Cry
20 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah
20 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake & Timbaland — Ayo Technology
20 Shayne Ward — No U Hang Up / If That’s OK With You
20 Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand — Let Me Think About It
20 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie
20 Take That — Rule The World
20 T2 ft. Jodie Aysha — Heartbroken
14 Lee Mead — Any Dream Will Do -6
Don McLean was wrong…the day that fucking “talent show” Lee Mead emerged from aired was the day the music died.
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Thu 28 Mar
67 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc.
40 Razorlight — Somewhere Else
27 Kelis — Trick Me +4
20 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You
20 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound
18 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon
0 Manic Street Preachers — Empty -6
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That fucking boiled cabbage is why Britain (unfairly) has such a reputation for dull, insipid, badly-seasoned food.
Mind, if the blueberry and yuzu blondie was named after an area of London he'd be all over it like Gary Sambrook on a big dinner.
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Some elite Manics, better than the (still good) ones in the current KoS.
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Wed 27 Mar
63 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc.
40 Razorlight — Somewhere Else
26 Kelis — Trick Me +4
23 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You
23 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound
21 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls
18 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon -3
06 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now -3
06 Kelis — Milkshake
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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:Two more ministers gone - the sense of a car with a misfiring engine and barely functional steering is very strong - in the not too distant future the Tories will be obliged to look united and try and convince us they're the future!
Reading the mini-reshuffle details, I nearly choked on my drink.
Now 30p Leeanderthal has vacated the Tory party, they've now got as their Deputy Party Chair...Jonathan Gullis
Gullis [gull-iss] noun - The pungent mush consisting of mould and sawdust present below barrel scrapings.
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3 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:
You should be facepalming yourself @TQR.
I've known Eddie for 20 years. He used to openly admit that he wore women's clothes for entertainment purposes and because it gave him a thrill. Now he's on this "I'm a bloke but call me her" wagon, which in my opinion makes a complete mockery of people who are genuinely transgender. So yes, it's "he", and HE is a pervert in a frock. Nothing more.
It’s an opinion you are more than capable of keeping to yourself rather than being spiteful for the sake of it in a completely unconnected context, but I’m sorry the facepalm hurt you.Aaaaaand *ignore*.
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Tue 26 Mar
59 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc.
36 Razorlight — Somewhere Else
27 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls
27 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon
26 Kelis — Milkshake
25 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound
23 Kelis — Trick Me +4
18 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You -1
15 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now -5
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Prick.
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17 minutes ago, Brad252 said:Pincher stepped down for pinching, Peter Bone stepped down for, well you know, now Scott Benton has resigned for being bent.
I look forward to Greg Hands having to step down due to giving dodgy hand jobs.
I hope to high fuck that Peter Bottomley's eventual resignation-triggering shenanigans don't result in a picture leak.
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8 minutes ago, time said:Nah, you'll never convince me a poppadom with tikka masala heaped on top is a pizza. I reckon even Ainsley would balk at that.
He would, yes, primarily because a papadam is a lentil crisp.
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5 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:Before Covid we were in an Italian restaurant and for my desert I have an italian take on Rhubarb Crumble. It was a ravioli filled with rhubarb and a crumble topping served with custard. The expression my wife gave me was like I was committing every possible crime against food
That sounds so wrong, but also so right!
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I've costed myself a fair few quid in the past when doing shopping under the influence that you don't remember the next day. Highlights are a pre-lit artificial 8ft christmas tree, and an 88-key hammer action piano-keyboard I don't know how to play. But Elton John knocks it straight out of the park with this:
He took delivery of it, too!
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4 minutes ago, time said:If its not pizza crust spread with tomato sauce is it still pizza?
Pizza is just from the Greek pitta, so I guess it just means any round, flat bread regardless of topping.
But if you see any "pizzas" that are square or those ones that are just topped baguette halves, call the police.
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Mon 25 Mar
55 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc.
36 Razorlight — Somewhere Else
32 Kelis — Milkshake
29 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon
27 Kelis — Trick Me +4
27 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound
26 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls
24 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You -6
22 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now
18 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath
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37 minutes ago, mymango said:He's just such a significant figure. It's a bit like how, after Gorbachev died in 2022, after four months without a hit, the Queen died. We're in a similar situation now, I think.
Do you ever think maybe you are wildly overestimating the power and influence of the Deathlist, or are you sticking with Brenda losing the will to live because of our 5th Death of 2022* and Jimmy Carter about to be similarly responsible for the deaths of Dennis Skinner and Imelda Marcos?
*Which isn't true. We know that she lost the will to live because she'd recently met with Liz Truss.
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2 minutes ago, mymango said:I think you could probably connect Carter to many people, given the sheer length and breadth of his connections.
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2 minutes ago, Commtech Sio Bibble said:Didn't you know about the Jimmy Carter doomsday protocol, his heart beat controls the life force of everyone born before 1944 and so when he finally passes, all those aged 80 and over will die too. This is the real reason why he is in 'hospice care', but they don't want you to know this.
This is extraordinary insight that you can only possibly have gathered by being mymango's therapist. He's gonna be fucking tamping, breach of client confidentiality and all that.
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Nutella in general, tbh. Other chocolate spreads taste at least as good without turning your gob into a claggy monstrosity.
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5 minutes ago, mymango said:My strong feeling is it's because of Jimmy. When he goes, which could range from a few days to several weeks from now, the dam will burst.
Is it? What is it about Jimmy Carter dying that'll cause the deaths of so many unconnected people?
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Lazy old cunt.
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Outstanding stats there @machotrouts, great work!