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LizzieJones

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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Blanket. Looks like the one slung on the back of the couch on the old TV show Roseanne
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    If anyone cares I'm crocheting an afghan.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    They always record the Christmas message. I'm not sure when but it is sometime before Christmas. This is the first time I can recall her being this sick but I'm sure she has earned a good rest for many years of service to her country. Personally I hope to see her get better (sorry).
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Its bullshit. She is 90 and has a cold. As its winter she has remained indoors. Better she remains indoors than allow the paps a chance to snap a photograph of her looking slightly under the weather... Also, she looked fine in the Christmas Message the other day and that was filmed quite recently. I have to disagree with you. She looked pretty tired in this year's Christmas message if you compare it to her other ones and she looked like she was having some pain when she swallowed.
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    Charles Manson

    More likely in hospital but I don't think he'll be missed.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Updated for you. Must be a software thing. I cant put a space between your names. Hyphen or underscore doesn't seem to work either. Wouldn't it be funny if you were that excruciatingly vile woman who 'writes' for the Daily Fucking Mail! It would be considering I'm in Canada. Welcome O Canadian person. A Random Canadian? Are Canadians that rare around here?
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Updated for you. Must be a software thing. I cant put a space between your names. Hyphen or underscore doesn't seem to work either.Wouldn't it be funny if you were that excruciatingly vile woman who 'writes' for the Daily Fucking Mail! It would be considering I'm in Canada.I'm very glad you're not. If you are unfamiliar with her work, look her up and prepare to be astounded. I've seen her work ...if you could call it that. Most of the time if I am 'reading' the DM I skip right by her crap. For a long time, when she had a column in the Mail on Sunday magazine, I genuinely thought it was a spoof. Was shocked when I realised she was a real person. I'm afraid she belongs to my Female Cunt Club, the only other two members (so far) being Katie Hopkins and Kay Burley. Who is the woman who writes for the DM and continually has a blanket over one shoulder. Can't stand that one.
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    No overtime. Free accommodation. Works once a year.
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    Shane MacGowan

    He did look quite bad. Mind you no one looks their best at their mother's funeral.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I prefer to think of her sitting up in bed, corgis around her, hot tea, tissues and chocolate digestives on the night table beside her and her binge watching Keeping Up Appearances and laughing and coughing her ass off.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    and yet there is still no sign of her. This is how they used to deal with the death of Soviet leaders, but maybe I'm getting a tiny bit ahead of myself...Her health is now one of the lead items on the nightly news down here, so it is becoming a major issue.No it isn't. Davey's views are coloured by the seemingly slightly more hysterical Australian media. Royal things which cause barely a yawn here are seemingly the sign of abdication, death, or republicanism down there. It's a bit mad. Here is another bit of hysterical news for you all. I think this is from a Yank news site, though: http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/after-queen-misses-virtually-unprecedented-third-outing-questions-linger-about-her-health Canadian news website. Did you not see the maple leaf between the words National and post?Nope. It is 4:30 am and I don't have my glasses on... That's no excuse.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Makes her sound Chinese. How would you pronounce that?
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    and yet there is still no sign of her. This is how they used to deal with the death of Soviet leaders, but maybe I'm getting a tiny bit ahead of myself...Her health is now one of the lead items on the nightly news down here, so it is becoming a major issue.No it isn't. Davey's views are coloured by the seemingly slightly more hysterical Australian media. Royal things which cause barely a yawn here are seemingly the sign of abdication, death, or republicanism down there. It's a bit mad. Here is another bit of hysterical news for you all. I think this is from a Yank news site, though: http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/celebrity/after-queen-misses-virtually-unprecedented-third-outing-questions-linger-about-her-health Canadian news website. Did you not see the maple leaf between the words National and post?
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    Shove Off, Eh?

    I figure Justin Bieber is a shoe-in for the 27 club. Not this year but eventually.
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    Animal Antics

    One of our unwritten rules are we are only allowed to predict the deaths of humans, not animals. Never heard of granny til now and see still could only be missing. She s probably just lying low .. away from the paps. (annoying scientists)
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    Kirk Douglas

    I think his wife might go before he does from the looks of her.
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    Valerie Harper

    Any recent photos of her?
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    People I Was Surprised To Find Are Still Alive

    Don Rickles. I thought he expired years ago.
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    Animal Antics

    >>>Well, if you believe David Icke and his shape shifting lizard theories we have nominated animals in the drop 50 Phil the Greek for one.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Updated for you. Must be a software thing. I cant put a space between your names. Hyphen or underscore doesn't seem to work either.Wouldn't it be funny if you were that excruciatingly vile woman who 'writes' for the Daily Fucking Mail! It would be considering I'm in Canada. I'm very glad you're not. If you are unfamiliar with her work, look her up and prepare to be astounded. I've seen her work ...if you could call it that. Most of the time if I am 'reading' the DM I skip right by her crap.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Updated for you. Must be a software thing. I cant put a space between your names. Hyphen or underscore doesn't seem to work either.Wouldn't it be funny if you were that excruciatingly vile woman who 'writes' for the Daily Fucking Mail! It would be considering I'm in Canada. I'm very glad you're not. If you are unfamiliar with her work, look her up and prepare to be astounded. I've seen her work.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Updated for you. Must be a software thing. I cant put a space between your names. Hyphen or underscore doesn't seem to work either. Wouldn't it be funny if you were that excruciatingly vile woman who 'writes' for the Daily Fucking Mail! It would be considering I'm in Canada.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Updated for you. Must be a software thing. I cant put a space between your names. Hyphen or underscore doesn't seem to work either. it's fine the way it is. Thank you.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    I have to admit I've been lurking for several weeks since coming across this forum. Seems fine to me so far.
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