SovietJohnny

Hmmmmm......I wonder if an Egyptian, former owner of a large department store was in Norfolk

Johnnie Walker...BBC disc jock & erstwhile cancer sufferer now missing his 3rd show in a row - even though the Beeb said that he’d be off for “one week only”

Will get a less sympathetic reaction than the death of Ian Brady

Mel Brooks this time

Why, oh why no Helmut Kohl?? Would and should have been celebrating today.....equalling the record with a double day.

Outlived his Cockney brother, Sam, by all accounts

Helmet Kohl really was DL's biggest miss in years....if not ever. BIG miss.

I can't see any evidence in that article at all that she is "still ill". The DM has nothing new at all, except that they have tried to get the Palace to say whether HM is going to turn up for church tomorrow. And the Palace has basically told them that the Queen is not the DM's bitch, so they will have to wait and see. Telegraph saying she won't attend this morning. That's quite a "cold" she's got.

I see you've misspelt your Username.....spelling it T-r-o-s-t insead of T-r-o-l-l

Gazza.... back in rehab. Again!

Is he dead yet? I saw him on the bus a few weeks ago....I would say "only just"

Gerald "Curly" Kaufman.....MP for Auschwitz North, anyone?

Peters was still fit enough to attend the Celebration Dinner, whereas our Nobby - my nap of 2017 - was nowhere to be seen. I thought Peters was pulled out of all the 50th anniversairy events as were Stiles Wilson Greaves and Bonetti? Oops...I stand corrected. Peters attended the gala final WHU match at Upton Park a few weeks earlier. Bonetti is a surprise...much younger than the others and never headed the ball.

Frank Windsor! Got to be a gimme, surely

What people forget when then say about Queen Liz and their "look at her mother....she lived until she was 102, you know" ...well yeah, but her Dad kicked the bucket when only 56!!