bladan

No more camping to set up for Dr Himmler after this day 73 years ago, aged 49.

That Fagioli harpsichord is a gem

What did Jesus say to the two robbers that were crucified next to Him? – I've been double-crossed. Scratch my back

And became yellowor?

Mind is the key in voodoo. Get some nails and a hair. Then concentrate

Fandango,by the same great artist and Soler.

Le Vezinet

How did Jesus travel to India? He just rode his ass. (Ok this joke may be funnier in Finnish)

Or was a conjunction in English grammar. How did it manage to get rich? It put on a vest and became an investor.

What are you drinking? Must be good

Callas, del Monaco, Simionato. The A-team

On the contrary, we already know it, dear Watson. Nobel laureate Erwin Schrödinger knew it. He revealed who's responsible in the epilogue of his classic http://www.whatislife.ie/downloads/What-is-Life.pdf

Ok

How dare you! I am absolute creme de la creme in this despicable forum.

More pearls of wisdom (?) from Linkola's broadcasted interview for the Finnish national mainstream TV: "In what way could one sabotage this [Western way of life]... Any terrorist act that disrupts this so-called peaceful warfare against both life on Earth and future human generations is a positive thing because it buys some more time... I am talking about our own Western culture, about Europe, USA and Japan which have a hysteric and overblown view about terrorist attacks which have an insigificnant amount of victims compared to wars that those societies have legally carried out... " Indeed, how many Americans were killed or injured in 9/11 vs. in Viet Nam? Not many. Almost none in fact. We do have some freedom of speech here... Perhaps not for me in this forum any longer... I only told what a prominent European thinker, philosopher, ecologist, awarded writer and fisherman has said in the Finnish TV. But it's envitable that one post is going to be your last. Cheers! My last tip before my ban is that ginger beer with gin is easy! OK mod, get me.

According to P. Linkola, the prominent European thinker, philosopher, ecologist, awarded writer and fisherman who has closely observed the rapid decline of this planet since 1950s, "To bring about a terrorist act like 9/11 demands enormous courage, skill and patience... I am way too much a coward and lacking skill to become a terrorist. The bomb would explode in my hands..." (From his interview for Finnish national mainstream TV) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentti_Linkola

Yes was No. An awful band. I'm glad it's gone. Perhaps there is God after all

If I were a doctor I'd just throw in a lobotomy. My brother and I used to toss lobotomy jokes until he was killed

Lobotomy? They must try something

Once more Harold Ramis, Ghostbuster (with headphones) and Mattia Binotto, Ferrari boss (with headphones)

Mattia Binotto, Ferrari boss Harold Ramis, Ghostbuster

His monotonic lobotomic drumming proves he's been undead since 1962 or before. The Beatlshit yeah yeah yeah. Luck but no talent

Classic rock joke... What did Mother Mary say to her beloved infant son Jesus? "OK sonny, you'd better get your arsehole well lubricated They're coming! "

Thanks but my time-tested booze-tested Finnish liver is super. Do you know who was Simo Häyhä? My dad saw him once. That makes me Häyhä's successor. The only one. Häyhä killed only 500 men in a few weeks. I can do better. After 5 minutes of shooting, I got the gold medal in the Finnish Army. So I'm the deadliest man in history. All British livers are failing. A result of centuries of mother-fucking in that puny island. That's why you're undergoing on (YES! That's it? Thanks to my English teachers) this Brexshit. Have you seen Raiders of the Lost York? Whatever. The Lost York means the Lost New Yew York. The dork. The drinking contest. This night I'm the lady and you're the loser

Final proof of my Ricard fueled madness. Jeanne Demessieux died 51 years ago. No one should listen to her records! Moderator, please act! At least pretend to be competent as you always do. Punish me! Invent a reason if you need to. I suggest a ban until March 2020