bladan
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Niki Lauda isn't dead. He just got tired of all this pointless materialistic sexistic show. Then, after carefully consulting his fast-money-making doctors, he carefully faked his death and is right now counting his money and sipping another well chilled Piña Colada and viewing his stunning harem of pretty chicks on a remote untouched South Pacific island. Every hot girl in Niki's harem is giggling, talking BS, wearing plastic miniskirts and heavy make-up while playing softball on an untouched paradise beach. No chick of his has a figure less than 38-24-36.
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That position could cure my back - not. Do you think it's a good idea to mix light or even non-alcoholic beer with vodka? My goal is to somehow get cheap strong beer, you know.
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It's only 980 pages long. Get a dictionary. I think it's a masterpiece. Arguably the best historical novel in history
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'Mummy, how long will I have to hop on one leg?' 'Well sweetheart, until the chainsaw is fixed'
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Never visit a doctor. And never drink any blanc until it's well chilled
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What Are You Listening To Right Now?
bladan replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Jesus help the Quim reaper and his taste in music. Here's two gods walking on Earth. Try 32:30 and so on. To me this is a desert island disc -
What is the worst enemy of the Matterhorn? Antimatterhorn
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The Egyptian. A classic death related novel by Finnish writer Mika Waltari. It's set in the Egypt of the 14th century BC. Please read it in Finnish - the English translation isn't good
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Ladies football World Cup (Predict the score)
bladan replied to Paul Bearer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
England 0 Norway 11 -
I am psychic (a clairvoyant) and have just heard from God that Maradona will live until he's 88.
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A masterpiece. Children are introduced to adult life; drinking, smoking, selfishness and Chinese water torture
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Bacchus the god of wine & Bach the god of music... Aahh... No need for anything else - Don't think, just drink
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Avoid paracetamol it's bad for the liver. Just trust Bacchus
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Dogs didn't eat her. Her name was Marie Prevost (1898–1937) and she died from a combination of acute alcoholism and extreme malnutrition. She had virtually stopped eating and had replaced food with alcohol (that's my great idea too). She had some scratches on her hand where her dog had been pulling at her, probably to try to get her attention.
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"So, Mr Schwarzenegger, let's play make believe. I'll be Mozart. Who'll you be?" "'I'll be Bach."
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It's just a flesh wound
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What is the best worm to eat your brain after you die?
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Political Discussions And Ranting Thread
bladan replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
bladan replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Back in 1986 I worked in a beer factory. A short guy working there introduced me to drinking beer. His record was ten 405 ml cans of beer while at work. He showed me how to cool the beer
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Here's my killing joke. "Who's the best mathematician ever? "It's the Sun you silly. It sets every evening."
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I've been diagnosed with brain cancer and I don't seek treatment. I made the diagnosis. I know all about medicine because I once read a book about medicine or something like that. I fear another lobotomy may be imminent.
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Bladan has once again died. Without any money left, he drank a fatal mixture of vodka, shoe polish and oven cleaner. He left a wife and three kids A great guy RIP
