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  1. bladan

    Why no Indians ever in DeathList?

    Perhaps the tennis star actor in Bond film Octopussy? Or musician Sharma whose splendid records I have about 30 in my collection? By the way, I have visited Mumbai, Maharashtra. Mr. Sharma lives there (but he's from Kashmir). I have traveled Maharashtra on bus
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    Kobe Bryant

    Ko be or not ko be... not! Did Trump push a wrong button? Toast is right, I should fuck off. I will
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    has anyone tried recipes like this? Take some white arsenic and mix it with flour. Feed it to a young cock which will become very sick. When the cock is about to die, kill it. Take a piece from its breast and bury the rest of its flesh. Dry the piece that you have, grind it and cook with mutton and plenty of butter.
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    45. Terry Jones

    I take that as a compliment in a forum like this. Now I shall return to silence
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    45. Terry Jones

    Fuck off. After 7983 boring posts that's still all what you've got to say. Your song remains the same. Sad. Where's your spiritual development?
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    45. Terry Jones

    He was Terry Jones, he isn't a Messiah, he's a very funny man. R.I.P. means rest as a collection of pieces. All these incredibly boring RIP's I read are nothing but left brain hemispheristic bullshit. My academic work and my bullshit degree that was supposed to deal with dynamic computer simulation. Terry, you won't rest in R.I.P. There's no such thing.
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    Lookie Likey

    Brian May, astronomer of the Queen Isaac Newton, astronomer of the Queen
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    Christopher Tolkien

    Sauron will soon make beetlejuice
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    The Chequered Flag

    Yeah, in the best car. His hottest qualifying lap that year was 11 seconds slower than his team mate's. Of course nothing beats Damon Hill
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    Did you know that bladan has a blog
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    It could take 100 000 years
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    My beloved comrade, that's bullshit that was invented by Logos, the incompetent magician. You can't observe reality. Quantum mechanics and John 1:1-5. Darkness didn't comprehend it but it does now. That's because his bullshit time dimension has failed. All of his stupid 1/11/2020 plans will fail tomorrow, on Saturday 11 Jan 2020. Venus moving to Aquarius tomorrow... Indeed. That's bullshit! Venus is going to be free!
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    So Trump starts 2020 by murdering people. He simply wants to steal their oil
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    Violinist Jaap Schröder dead at 94 years on 1/1/2020.. I happen to have his fine recording of Bach sonatas and partitas. To Bladey Spears (the resident superhero) this is the first interesting death in 2020.
  15. That's sad news indeed! Good news is that Bladan isn't driving and he's back to the bottle!
  16. Boring. Everyone outside the UK couldn't care less. The only important question about Brexit is: Is exported Scotch going to be more expensive?

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