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  1. bladan

    Lookie Likey

    Brian May, astronomer of the Queen Isaac Newton, astronomer of the Queen
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    Christopher Tolkien

    Sauron will soon make beetlejuice
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    The Chequered Flag

    Yeah, in the best car. His hottest qualifying lap that year was 11 seconds slower than his team mate's. Of course nothing beats Damon Hill
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    Did you know that bladan has a blog
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    It could take 100 000 years
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    My beloved comrade, that's bullshit that was invented by Logos, the incompetent magician. You can't observe reality. Quantum mechanics and John 1:1-5. Darkness didn't comprehend it but it does now. That's because his bullshit time dimension has failed. All of his stupid 1/11/2020 plans will fail tomorrow, on Saturday 11 Jan 2020. Venus moving to Aquarius tomorrow... Indeed. That's bullshit! Venus is going to be free!
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    So Trump starts 2020 by murdering people. He simply wants to steal their oil
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    Violinist Jaap Schröder dead at 94 years on 1/1/2020.. I happen to have his fine recording of Bach sonatas and partitas. To Bladey Spears (the resident superhero) this is the first interesting death in 2020.
  9. That's sad news indeed! Good news is that Bladan isn't driving and he's back to the bottle!
  10. Boring. Everyone outside the UK couldn't care less. The only important question about Brexit is: Is exported Scotch going to be more expensive?
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    In Blade Runner the dying replicant (played by Rutger Hauer) says "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." So is Betelgeuse going to explode in 2020? In 2019 the giant red star Betelgeuse, which marks Orion's right shoulder, is the dimmest it’s been in almost a century. Normally, Betelgeuse is among the 10 brightest stars in the sky. However, it began dimming in October, and now it has faded so much it isn’t even in the top 20. Sudden dimming could mean that it is about to explode in a supernova. Maybe tomorrow.
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    Lookie Likey

    Jesus Christ is dragged to the cross Climate activist Roger Hallam is dragged to the cross
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    It goes like this: There are three kind of pianists: jewish pianists, gay pianists and bad pianists
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    Heads Of State/government

    I want more porno
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    There's no Bobby Fulton. It's a hoax

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