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That Fagioli harpsichord is a gem
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What did Jesus say to the two robbers that were crucified next to Him?
– I've been double-crossed. Scratch my back
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5 minutes ago, Toast said:Nah, it just moved to France.
And became yellowor?
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On 16/09/2019 at 16:08, runebomme said:you have to ask bladen about that he is the master of voodoo I only suggested that he has options he was not aware of
Mind is the key in voodoo. Get some nails and a hair. Then concentrate
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Fandango,by the same great artist and Soler.
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How did Jesus travel to India?
He just rode his ass. (Ok this joke may be funnier in Finnish)
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Or was a conjunction in English grammar. How did it manage to get rich?
It put on a vest and became an investor.
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3 minutes ago, Kinnock said:Probably because they aren't a fucking metal band.
What are you drinking? Must be good
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Callas, del Monaco, Simionato. The A-team
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4 hours ago, TomTomTelekom said:We will never know who`s responsible for the 9/11 attacks
On the contrary, we already know it, dear Watson.
Nobel laureate Erwin Schrödinger knew it. He revealed who's responsible in the epilogue of his classic
http://www.whatislife.ie/downloads/What-is-Life.pdf
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23 hours ago, En Passant said:Ok, let's take what you say about yourself....
1. Female. - Nothing wrong with that as far as it goes.
2. Living in an accommodation for those with mental difficulties - yep no problem any decent society should care for that. Your choice of descriptor could be more sensitive though.
3. Lying about your gender - er, willing to accept this, just, due to 2 above.
4. Whilst wanking - tmi
5. Dressing in womens clothes - acceptable at 1 above, not so much at 3 above, but whatever
6. Cleaning my stolen... - stealing is wrong, you know this right?
7. ...Ak47 - Whoaaaa!
8. Eating Catfood - nutter.
If this is creme de la creme, round here.....
Actually. Nvm all that, just bollocks.
Though your posts still amuse me.
Ok
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23 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:Fucking hell, next you will be thinking that we actually give more than two fucks what you post.
We only ban the viscious and nasty, bell ends tend to remain because they are harmless.
You are a harmless bell end.
How dare you! I am absolute creme de la creme in this despicable forum.
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More pearls of wisdom (?) from Linkola's broadcasted interview for the Finnish national mainstream TV: "In what way could one sabotage this [Western way of life]... Any terrorist act that disrupts this so-called peaceful warfare against both life on Earth and future human generations is a positive thing because it buys some more time... I am talking about our own Western culture, about Europe, USA and Japan which have a hysteric and overblown view about terrorist attacks which have an insigificnant amount of victims compared to wars that those societies have legally carried out... "
Indeed, how many Americans were killed or injured in 9/11 vs. in Viet Nam? Not many. Almost none in fact.
We do have some freedom of speech here... Perhaps not for me in this forum any longer... I only told what a prominent European thinker, philosopher, ecologist, awarded writer and fisherman has said in the Finnish TV. But it's envitable that one post is going to be your last. Cheers! My last tip before my ban is that ginger beer with gin is easy! OK mod, get me.
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According to P. Linkola, the prominent European thinker, philosopher, ecologist, awarded writer and fisherman who has closely observed the rapid decline of this planet since 1950s, "To bring about a terrorist act like 9/11 demands enormous courage, skill and patience... I am way too much a coward and lacking skill to become a terrorist. The bomb would explode in my hands..." (From his interview for Finnish national mainstream TV)
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29 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:Yes - my favourite band, though usually don’t think of them a lot these days. This song, however, got stuck in my head today so I’m trying to release it here. But for it’s unfortunate title it could have been more widely accepted in 1970 or so. Great song. And look—they’re just babies! Song was the theme for one of our Yank sporting events for a few years early-mid 1970’s but it vexes me which one.
Yes was No. An awful band. I'm glad it's gone. Perhaps there is God after all
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38 minutes ago, gcreptile said:Fascinating...
here's the BILD report:
Apparently, he's being treated by a heart surgeon, a specialist for heart insufficiency.
It's not the first type of secret treatment there.
Maybe Schumacher is heading for multiple organ failure?
If I were a doctor I'd just throw in a lobotomy. My brother and I used to toss lobotomy jokes until he was killed
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1 minute ago, Dead Wait said:Michael Schumacher taken to hospital for secret treatment.....
Lobotomy? They must try something
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Once more Harold Ramis, Ghostbuster (with headphones)
and Mattia Binotto, Ferrari boss (with headphones)
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Mattia Binotto, Ferrari boss
Harold Ramis, Ghostbuster
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15 minutes ago, Swagmasta said:I'm pretty sure he's not dead
His monotonic lobotomic drumming proves he's been undead since 1962 or before. The Beatlshit yeah yeah yeah. Luck but no talent
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Classic rock joke...
What did Mother Mary say to her beloved infant son Jesus?
"OK sonny, you'd better get your arsehole well lubricated They're coming! "
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28 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:Your liver's not lasting that long you cunt
Thanks but my time-tested booze-tested Finnish liver is super. Do you know who was Simo Häyhä? My dad saw him once. That makes me Häyhä's successor. The only one. Häyhä killed only 500 men in a few weeks. I can do better. After 5 minutes of shooting, I got the gold medal in the Finnish Army. So I'm the deadliest man in history. All British livers are failing. A result of centuries of mother-fucking in that puny island. That's why you're undergoing on (YES! That's it? Thanks to my English teachers) this Brexshit. Have you seen Raiders of the Lost York? Whatever. The Lost York means the Lost New Yew York. The dork. The drinking contest. This night I'm the lady and you're the loser
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Final proof of my Ricard fueled madness. Jeanne Demessieux died 51 years ago. No one should listen to her records! Moderator, please act! At least pretend to be competent as you always do. Punish me! Invent a reason if you need to. I suggest a ban until March 2020
Death Anniversary Thread
in DeathList extra-curricular
Posted
No more camping to set up for Dr Himmler after this day 73 years ago, aged 49.