Torva Messor

The US reports its first coronavirus casualty, in Washington State. Unlike the US mini-reports, who just post "someone in Washington state died," the Daily Fail describes each of the known infected: an older Northern California woman with chronic health conditions, a high school student in Everett, Washington and an employee at a Portland, Oregon-area school. My bet is the older Northern California woman with chronic health conditions was the first US death.

Lester Piggott.

35 April Fool!

Roster for March submitted

Y, Dmitry Y? https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2020/02/25/world/europe/25reuters-russia-military-yazov.html

Diana Serra Cary a hit for some (24 Feb 2020)

If anyone has former Prime Minister John Napier Wyndham Turner on DSCDP's Canadian Bacon Funeral Home, I recommend trading him away tomorrow as he doesn't meet the requirement of "Canadian born" (birthplace is Richmond, Surrey, England). A third of entrants were given "a boot to the head" for violating that requirement.

I went with Jacques Demonkey... err, Delors.

Kirk is also my fifth Shadow List hit.

Book had two teams?

A 'thank you' interruption from me. I used a name from this list and received a 50-point "unique" bonus in a death pool elsewhere.

we should get a bonus for working our way consecutively down the list.

Daniel arap Moi is my second hit.

They're onto us.

The New York Times has a qualifying obituary for Bernard Ebbers, certifying my fifth hit in a frenetic culling of notables.

Ça plot pour Moi

I like Johns Hopkins CSSE's webpage for tracking the spread and impact of the coronavirus

Me to my spouse: "Hey my dream was answered eight minutes ago!" [Tells spouse about Canadian Bacon game] Me to family: "I began a list seven minutes ago. Guess how many I have now." Family in unison; "Twenty." They were correct. Looks like I have to wait until October to load up on the Coffin Crisps.

Precisely my thinking. A shuffle of the Tarot cards and Death placed fourth.

Please pardon my tardiness. I did not notice my name on the list until just now. Entry eta is 4-16 hrs

Paul Gascoigne Doddie Weir Linda Nolan Queen Elizabeth II June Brown Dick Van Dyke Barbara Windsor Prunella Scales Angela Lansbury Billy Connolly Mikhail Gorbachev Michael Robinson Jimmy Greaves Ruth Bader Ginsburg Olivia Newton-John Jill Gascoine Pope Benedict XVI Rolf Harris Stirling Moss Bob Barker Little Richard Betty White Nobby Stiles Henry Kissinger Bill Turnbull sub Terry Jones

George Alagiah John Andretti Daniel arap Moi Yuri Averbakh Frankie Banali Bob Barker Tony Bennett Honor Blackman Peter Brook Earl Cameron Jimmy Carter Noel Conway David Crosby Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Kirk Douglas Hugh Downs Rhonda Fleming William Frankland Jill Gascoine Jimmy Greaves David Gulpilil Rolf Harris John Hume Glynis Johns Lee Kerslake Henry Kissinger John Lewis Sydney Lotterby (WILDCARD) Loretta Lynn Vera Lynn Willie Nelson Boris Pahor (WILDCARD) Javiér Pérez de Cuéllar Prince Philip (WILDCARD) Leslie Phillips Genesis P-Orridge Henri Richard Eva Marie Saint Yoo Sang-chul Tom Smith (WILDCARD) Pat Smullen Nobby Stiles Larry Storch Kane Tanaka Alex Trebek (WILDCARD) Jean-Louis Trintignant Murray Walker Lina Wertmüller 6ix9ine subs Mikhail Gorbachev Katherine Johnson Mel Lastman Donald Trump Terry Jones - 21 Jan 2020

I was one of those who lucked into the First Blood bonus. So excited I ate the candy bar I'd been saving since Christmas.

Kisses blown to you for letting me keep some centenarian solos.

It's going to be invitation-only. DMs of the 'me! me!' variety, DSCDP handle provision included, are accepted. DSCDP: Beat a Dead Hearse is renewing the public hate-picks Funeral Home 'Die Motherfucker Die' for 2020, and will, I understand, be as thorough culling as s/he was in 2019. Because that's a public option my 'Spite: Every Drop a Delicious Ray of Sunshine' Funeral Home (well, ours, I have a partner) is invite-only. Accommodating FH directors, DSCDP folk who are mutual Twitter followers, and most anyone here choosing a high-on-glee-and-karma, low-on-points alternative expressing interest will receive an invite at least 48 hours before the pool starts.