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Posts posted by runebomme
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Trump is gaining in Nevada
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I think who ever wins in Michigan will win
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2 hours ago, drol said:Yeah, but someone might explain how it's possible that in a 30000 people town there are 300 murders per year.
it's Italy
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2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:Am I the only one who's never had a celebrity crush?
what about Dolly
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
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My wife said, “I’m leaving. I’m sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.”
I said, “Wait. I can change!” -
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter.
As he’s drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had a few too many drinks says, “Hey, what’s that little green thing down there?”
The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a
raspberry, “SPLBLBLBLT!,” right in the face and runs back to
the Irishman.
The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman,
“Hey, what is that thing, anyway?”
The Irishman replies, “Have some respect. He’s a leprechaun.”
“Oh, all right.” the Englishman says sullenly. They all go
back to drinking beer.
An hour or so later, the Englishman is really plastered.
“Boy, that leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!” he says.
The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a
raspberry again, “SPLBLBLBLBT!”
This time the Englishman is really mad!
“Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again I’ll Chop his
willie right off, I will!” he shouts.
“You can’t do that,” says the Irishman. “Leprechauns don’t
have willies.”
“How do they pee, then?” asks the Englishman.
“They don’t,” says the Irishman. “They go SPLBLBLBLBT.” -
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21 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:12 years ago today we went to London, lads!
that is surely not the Thames behind that lovely set of testicles
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my list of bonds from best to worst
Sean Connery
Daniel Craig
Timothy Dalton
George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Pierce Brosnan
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stared in more of my favorite films than any other actor and was the best bond
I thought he had another ten years in him
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The Chop got chopped
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7 minutes ago, Thatcher said:Stan Kesler, American musician who wrote some of Elvis’ early material, has died aged 92. He also played bass on Jerry Lee Lewis’ Great Balls of Fire.
"Great Balls of Fire"
there are things one should not do with Tabasco sauce
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watched Borat 2
and its a shadow of its former self
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Chris:
How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?Teddy:
Hey, I'm French, all right?Chris:
Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. -
does not lard work for this problem
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every one who posts here is a same person with a multiple personality disorder who thinks they are a different person each time they post
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On 17/10/2020 at 20:00, drol said:Isolating after having direct contact with COVID positive person last week. Currently this person is in hospital. I'm not displaying any symptom and always followed any safety procedure required at work.
the dwarfs will turn on you one day
Who will win the 2020 US Presidential Election?
in DeathList extra-curricular
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these elections have greatly improved my geography of the us