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Yes.

Seek professional help.

You or Jimmy? Either is welcome.

The future is here for the incontinent and the sexual perverts. Japan nappy maker shifts from babies to adults - BBC News

Some reporters out there really are fucking bored if they are writing this shite. Apparently Fritzl wants to spend his last days in the UK. Josef Fritzl could never come to UK under visa rules, says home secretary - BBC News

Have a Princess of Wales and a reigning monarch ever died in the same year?

Tarzan come back. All is forgiven.

Were any of them students with Katie and Willy? If not then they are of no interest even if a nation is falling into oblivion.

Surely you are 26 years late for that line.

Thus her silence. Difficult to talk about your condition if you have your oesophagus removed.

Seriously? Or are you yolking?

My mum has a friend.

Has recovered from his peptic ulcer disease and is back on stage. Bruce Springsteen returns to the stage in Phoenix after health issues postponed his 2023 world tour | AP News

Pope Francis puts rumours of retirement to rest in new memoir - BBC News

Ted Baker runs out of dough. Ted Baker fashion chain set to appoint administrators - BBC News

Joana Neves, Brazilian swimmer who won five medals over three Paralympic games, dies aged 37. Five time Paralympic medallist dies age 37 after being admitted to hospital due to fits (msn.com)

Katie Price declared bankrupt for second time - BBC News

The paintings are not Turner's and the porcelain is not even Clarice Cliff. We really are the poor people's royalty.

Live on Talksport a few minutes ago. He explained his non show as a heavy night. Nothing new.

I do love this site. When there are no deathlist deaths the chronic bullshit written by bored fuckers becomes hilarious. Kate Middleton in an iron lung while shagging Schumacher. Marvellous.

Is there a jug eared Ken to go with it?

Coronation Street star William Roache given three months to settle tax debt (msn.com)

Body Shop USA and Canada to follow UK stores down the toilet. Australia may follow. The Body Shop files for bankruptcy in the US and Canada (msn.com)

Rhod Gilbert: Doctor reveals how 'brutal' therapy tackled comedian's cancer - BBC News

If the bullets don't get you ..... On Friday reports said five people had been killed by airdropped aid whose parachutes did not deploy properly. The BBC's US partner CBS quote an eyewitness and the Hamas-run health ministry in Gaza as saying that the five people had been killed on Friday when at least one parachute failed to properly deploy and a parcel fell on them. AFP also quoted a Gaza doctor as saying five people had been killed by an air drop.