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Are you the only one...…………………………………………...

With a y instead of the normal lower class I. Well done

When you learn the English language and are able to articulate your thoughts in that manner, then we may be on a wavelength of understanding. Otherwise fuck off.

I would bet on the latter.

Oh do fuck off dear.

3 fucking days to go. Then finally I can read about the important things in life. The price of pistachios has rocketed recently.

Yes. She would do that to me after sex. Wonderful. A way to go. You read my mind.

Priti Patel. Just for an hour or two.

Within the year. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiv5uLg9t7sAhXSiFwKHXCRAosQyCkwAHoECAUQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dj-5yn3v3N8A&usg=AOvVaw3M8yDBJnK3PwnfSUUjnoX3

RIP. Bond and the marvellous The Man Who Would Be King.

Quite right. There has been a hung jury on that.

Mish Moneypenny aaagggggghhhhhhh

Either the wallpaper goes or I do

Today 31 October.

Valery

Happy 60th Birthday to Peter Shilton's BFF.

Don't worry about that. All their parents will have been helping them with their schoolwork for the last few months and will have been using their collections of historical fiction novels as factual historical documents to explain the world we live in.

What?? Kate Winslet is not dead. She was on TV the other week.

The BBC do not like to shock their elderly readers with overly descriptive headlines. But the stench and the flies did get a mention in the article.

Even a nuclear strike could not liven up Corry. Maybe amalgamate it with EastEnders and Emmerdale and then nuke them all. Now that I would watch.

"Police officer raiding illegal cockfight gets killed by rooster". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-54715327

"Rapper Brian Trotter found dead in car after Florida highway crash" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54714242

One way of looking at it I suppose. Though I can think of better things to get as a pressie. "Olivia Newton-John sees cancer as a 'gift' " https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/olivia-newton-john-sees-cancer-as-a-gift/ar-BB1apTXS?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds

"Covid-19: US pulls plan to give early vaccine to Santa Claus" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54686844

Footie results, line of , blowjob, footie results, line of, blowjob. They don't make them like they used to. RIP.