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  1. Bentrovato

    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Interesting ways to top yourself may be a better thread but I don't think there is one. Buddhist monk chops off his own head to please Buddha (msn.com)
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    how long till' the next hit ?

    22nd April for hit no 8.
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    The 8th death of 2021

    Alan Greenspan.
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    Meghan Markle

    But she is still earning. Get the pseudo' royal' baby wear market in the US of A and a few interviews on how life is married to a member of the 'Royal British Family' and his hefty wedge is peanuts. Fergie did it three decades ago. (and by that I do not mean the Man Utd manager or the tractor)
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    Meghan Markle

    Apologies Ms/Mrs/LGBTQI Toast.
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    Meghan Markle

    Now now Mr Toast. She is a woman of own means. In fact probably more that her ginga add on.
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    Meghan Markle

    But it is also the only interesting thing about him. Take away that rumour and he just becomes a ginger married to an American bird. Cut him some slack. Outside of that he is nowt. Which is slightly above his brother who is really uninteresting.
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    Meghan Markle

    She hates it in the same way that Harry hates being referred to as Not Charles' Son. NCS for short.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Are any of the birds he was shagging on the side attending the funeral? Or are they listed under the 'cousins' invite list?
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    You do not get this at Royal Mail when sending a package. Indianapolis mass shooting: Eight dead at FedEx facility - BBC News
  11. Next time I get caught kerb crawling my line of defense is 'my doctor recommended it' officer. Marvellous. How sex surrogates are helping injured Israeli soldiers - BBC News
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    25. Queen Elizabeth II

    (warning: schoolboy humour). She is a bit of a goer is Liz. "During a private event held at Windsor Castle, the Queen accepted her former royal aide's wand". The Queen carries out first duty since Prince Philip's death - BBC News
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    Paul Gascoigne

    No tears until bedtime. Paul Gascoigne will stay in Italian I'm A Celeb despite dislocating shoulder during trial (thesun.co.uk)
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Which one. A bit of carriage driving with Lady Ramsey or a penny to mount batten.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Family Gathers Around For Extravagant Lizard Funeral | RTM - RightThisMinute
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Fuck right off. Sabine Schmitz and Albert Roux beat the hell out of any of the other vague knowns so far.
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    Murder/assassination of Greek journalist Giorgos Karaivaz. The last killing of a journalist in the EU to have caused such outrage was that of Jan Kuciak in Slovakia three years ago. Giorgos Karaivaz: Veteran crime journalist shot dead in Greece - BBC News
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    A day and a bit to go. In Greek culture, it is believed that the soul does not leave the body until three days after a person dies. Because of this, the family will visit the grave three days after the death for a small ceremony where a priest blesses a plate of koliva, scatters it to the wind, and then breaks the plate on the tombstone
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Rule Britannia. A wonderful book by Daphne Du Maurier.
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    15. Jimmy Carter

    Most good Hoovers outlast the lifetime of their owners.
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    how long till' the next hit ?

    These things always go in 3s or 7s. So 12 April.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Let the games begin. Disrespectful TV host slammed for claiming Prince Philip's death caused by Meghan and Harry (msn.com)
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    God's judgement? Surely the big guy downstairs. Just after Philip asks DMX what tribe he comes from.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Any word yet from Lord Andrew Battenberg?
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    Ideas and possibilities 2022

    Wait for the book launch over the summer about how she coped, and her mundane advice to others on how they can deal with, and overcome, the trauma she and her family have had. £9.99 and a free facemask. Amazon might offer a discount.

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