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She gets him back. Drugged up. Pillow over the face. No witnesses. She is good. Life is sweet. Doctors say it was inevitable. Job done. Announcement within 48hrs.

What Christmas is really like. According to Tom Lehrer. Enjoy the season y'all. https://youtu.be/DtZR3lJobjw

Goodbye Mr Asner.

No one dead at the moment but time will tell. "13 shot at Chicago memorial for shooting victim" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/13-shot-at-chicago-memorial-for-shooting-victim/ar-BBYf8DF?ocid=spartanntp

Sorry, but fish eat bait. It is the fucking 4,170,571th cunting time. Have a nice day.

Nowadays every one you meet is a fucking comedian. Where do you start? Or end?

Now is Ozzy actually seriously ill or has he just dreamt up an excuse to get some time away from his harridan of a wife. "Sharon Osbourne reveals she and Ozzy are set to spend first Christmas apart for the first time in 40 years" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/sharon-osbourne-reveals-she-and-ozzy-are-set-to-spend-first-christmas-apart-for-the-first-time-in-40-years/ar-BBY9dcP?ocid=spartanntp

How about his touring partner for the last few years, Des O'Connor? Might get two for the price of one.

"Vera Lynn stops name being used to market gin in trademark ruling" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/vera-lynn-stops-name-being-used-to-market-gin-in-trademark-ruling/ar-BBY5OrQ?ocid=spartandhp

You just cannot keep Father Todd Unctious down. "Father Ted star Gerard McSorley charged with threatening and abusive behaviour" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsireland/father-ted-star-gerard-mcsorley-charged-with-threatening-and-abusive-behaviour/ar-AAK7K3z?ocid=spartanntp

Dennis Skinner. Raison d'etre is in the toilet. Various health problems in the past and present. Will pine for the House of C bar and the banter. Become Billy no mates. A divorce he really did not want. Dead within the year.

Who was the cocker spaniel voting for?

Brazilian man arrested for impersonating mum in driving test https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-50755418

Carlos Menem maybe. 89 years of age now. Cannot find much about his health so going by age only.

One way of reducing the waiting time in A&E. Soon to be adopted by the NHS the way things are going. Czech shooting: Gunman kills six at hospital in Ostrava https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50725840

Talksport now stating it was a "long illness" so his run up now fits in nicely.

Breaking News on Talksport Radio. Cricketer Bob Willis has passed away after a short illness aged 70.

Are you calling the Queen fat? That is treason.

Booby traps: Man in Maine killed by own device https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50619952

My five Xmas presents are: Richard Wilson Annette Crosbie Doreen Mantle John Shrapnel Angela Thorne

Akihito methinks.

Does not give any details of the reason for why he has left. Health reason perhaps?! "Diego Maradona: Argentina legend quits as Gimnasia boss" https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50479167

Stuart Fitzsimmons: British Olympic skier dies at the age of 62 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-sports/50417795?intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment_and_arts&link_location=live-reporting-story

Scots tourist's hand and wedding ring found inside shark https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-50331677

RIP Mr Byrne. Loved the Late Late Toy Show when I was a kid. Never got any of the toys as Xmas presents but there you go.