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    Titanic Survivors

    Don't worry about that. All their parents will have been helping them with their schoolwork for the last few months and will have been using their collections of historical fiction novels as factual historical documents to explain the world we live in.
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    Titanic Survivors

    What?? Kate Winslet is not dead. She was on TV the other week.
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    The BBC do not like to shock their elderly readers with overly descriptive headlines. But the stench and the flies did get a mention in the article.
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    Animal Antics

    Even a nuclear strike could not liven up Corry. Maybe amalgamate it with EastEnders and Emmerdale and then nuke them all. Now that I would watch.
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    Animal Antics

    "Police officer raiding illegal cockfight gets killed by rooster". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-54715327
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    "Rapper Brian Trotter found dead in car after Florida highway crash" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54714242
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    Olivia Newton-John

    One way of looking at it I suppose. Though I can think of better things to get as a pressie. "Olivia Newton-John sees cancer as a 'gift' " https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/olivia-newton-john-sees-cancer-as-a-gift/ar-BB1apTXS?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds
  8. "Covid-19: US pulls plan to give early vaccine to Santa Claus" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54686844
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    Frank Bough

    Footie results, line of , blowjob, footie results, line of, blowjob. They don't make them like they used to. RIP.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Covid-19: Poland President Duda tests positive for virus. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54672736
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    French speaking deathlist

    La voix d'Olivia de Havilland
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    French speaking deathlist

    joyeux anniversaire tardif à Catherine Deneuve.
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    Edson Arantes Do Nascimento (Pele)

    Happy 80th Birthday to Eddy.
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    Barbara Windsor

    For me she is best known for the not really showing her not really that great tits in a couple of Carry On films. But she has lived off that ever since. I never figured out why.
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    Barbara Windsor

    How to tell you might as well give in. "Barbara Windsor recognised Ross Kemp" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/topnews/barbara-windsor-recognised-ross-kemp/ar-BB1ailzz?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds
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    6. Dick Van Dyke

    What was Frankel doing there? Surely he was put out to stud years ago after a successful racing career.
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    Animal Antics

    Look for the bare necessities the simple...…….. "Shanghai zoo fatal bear attack: Visitors see worker being killed" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-54596717
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Love him or loathe him but : "Sir Geoffrey Boycott's 14-year spell on the BBC's Test Match Special is over, with the commentator saying the coronavirus pandemic had essentially made the decision for him following his quadruple heart bypass". 80 years on 21 October.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    What a wonderfully easy headline for when he does pass on. "George Wendt Today".
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    Spy corner

    My mate Dave says he was a spy. Not seen him for a bit.
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    Prince Charles

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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Interesting place to go in the middle of a pandemic. But they probably have lots of masks and disinfectant to hand. They need them because of all the leaking vials of small pox and bubonic plague in their biological warfare department.
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    Professional Cyclists

    A couple of days old but...…. "Giro d'Italia: Simon Yates out of race with Covid-19" https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/54490539
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Michael Rosen anyone. Survived his first bout of covid19 but he says in this interview he still needs weekly hospital visits as he copes with "long Covid" and continuing sight and hearing problems. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-54508302

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