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Prince Philip

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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    Sorry to hear that. And good for whoever wants to run it, go the fuck ahead when the mods wake up.
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    Van Halen

    It's posts from a stranger on an internet forum. How can that cause a burden to anyone else, read 'em if you find them interesting - ignore them if you don't. I've hardly been saddling you with the emotional baggage of grief or a life crisis. Get real here. This forum has far less of us around than the rest of the internet, so I wouldn't complain.
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    Van Halen

    You know people can just troll for the enjoyment of trolling and the pure escapism of winding others up without it being some kind of sadistic cry for help. It's just enjoyable and I have too much free time. That's all their fucking is to it. So stick your psychoanalysis where the sun don't shine.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Dignity? I fucked that off years ago, why would I bother with it now. I know nobody gives a fucking shit. Except you who gave enough of a shit to respond.
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    Overrated People

    If she wasn't a fucking kid she'd not get the platform she's got. She'd just be another wacky fucking hippy. It's a fucking marketing con, that's all there is too it and it's fucking cynical and a distraction from real climate activism like Extinction Rebellion. It's a way of make kids think there doing something wonderful and innovative when in reality there just skipping school for the fucking sake of it - which is what they really care about. The only reason she's doing school strikes is cos if this shit was on a Saturday afternoon half the people who care so much about the fucking planet on a Friday afternoon would be at the local football stadium contributing to it's demise. It's sickeningly simplistic marketing celebrity shite.
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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    And with regards to you two fuckers jumping my grave before I've been fucking cremated. A) Sir Creep your a cunt. B ) @YoungWillz you're also a cunt given you chucked the fucking deadpool back at me when I didn't want it and our now complaining it was ran better when you had it. But I can argue with the fact it was ran better when you had so you can fucking have it, if only to stop Creep taking it over.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I've literally only made a handful of fucking sock puppets on my entire time on the forum and would certainly never log into one when banned if I actually gave a fuck about sticking on the forum; because it has very fucking obvious consequences (extended ban, or in this case a fucking permaban presumably). So so long and goodbye motherfuckers. (When the mods actually bother to check the forums, which could be months in some of the lazy cunts cases).
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    Things you would love to ask.....

    The Queen: Why Did You Kill Diana? Blair: How does it feel to have blood on your hands and do you think of dead Iraqi children when you go to bed at night?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Just to clarify any other account than this one purporting to be a historic figure has not been created or registered by me - Deathray - solely this one. Sadly I'm not the only fucking troll on this forum, there's obviously others - I've been too busy to bother trolling in the past few days since I was banned, only bothered registering on this one because I saw your post and it frankly angered me that you'd automatically assume every lame sock-puppet account was mine.
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    Hares Death Pool 2019

    If you can't see the difference between the two situations you're a fucking idiot. Oh wait...
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I'm well and shall remain so for many years to come.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    Fucking the new terms and conditions are a drab read. GDPR bollocks presumably, they weren't so bad back in the day.
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    Robert Mugabe

    Fucking hell, old chap, if you think he was being racist you should be glad of your retirement - absolutely rules out any more state visits to the uk, where you'd have to endure meeting me at Buck's Pal. Let's just say old elephant washer and "freedom fighter" that any offence taking at the racism displayed in here would pale in comparison to my personal, proud track record of blunt speaking. I wish you all the best in your retirement, Mr Mugabe (note the lack of President; you sir have been demoted). About time; just imagine how much better life would have been for many Zimbabweans if you had not fought for your false freedom.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    A delightful anniversary, I might add, in addition to aforementioned rather annoying formal celebrations me and Liz took ourselves off to our palace bedroom and celebrated more traditionally, in the human nature historic sense. We might be old but the whips and chains still do the business, she's been a lot more willing in that department since I bought her 50 shades of grey for Christmas. Onwards and forwards, perhaps, if only she could also retire so we can enjoy some quality time together.
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    Horse Racing

    I may not have been out on the gallops with her, but I have been subjected to the ordeal of ascot, my dear subject, to which I refereed in my previous opine. No pleasure was had, regardless of the fake smiles I am dutifully obliged to deploy.
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    Horse Racing

    Far too many a freezing cold morning in all weather's sat watching these twats ride around in there soho light outfits thinking they're god's gift to the country while the wife fawns over them. Least with retirement I might not have to endure the whole sorry affair next year. William introduced me to the paddypower app as well so I can get the real reason I've bothered sorted out from the comfort of Balmoral. Shame about Ken Whelan though, never nicer to see someone ill.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    You can rest assured I intend on going absolutely nowhere. I might be growing tired in my elderly age, but any fucker would if they had to inject themselves with the blood of the youthful twenty somethings they knew to keep themselves alive three times a day. My doctor says another ten years, regardless of the earthling suit failing, the reptile body has years in it. I will just morph to a new all powerful being, when the time comes. I quite fancy the Australian High Commissioner, a much nicer climate, or perhaps US President.
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    Robert Mugabe

    See this is what happens when you give African's independence, total fucking disaster. If only those liberals had let us keep the empire. That there Harold Wilson and that there Clement Attlee have a lot to answer for on this.
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    King Michael Of Romania

    Poor buggers scrapping over the inheritance makes you sick, you wouldn't get any money chasing moves from the former Greek monarchy I tell you.
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