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    Ideas and possibilities for 2024

    Hello, Probably already commented.... Life expectancy of a 90 year old man is 4 years 2 months. So if the whole Death List were 90, on average there will be 12 deaths. If all the Death List were 94, life expectancy is 3 years, on average 17 deaths. Statistically, choose age over fame. A man who is 90 has 25% of reaching 97, therefore some names keep on appearing but one day the committee will win.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2023

    Most of the year we're waiting for the toll to increase then the last few weeks hoping they'll make it to the following year.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2023

    Just announced on French news Pope Francis asks for prays for Pope Benedict/Benoit. He might not make it to 2023, don't hold your breath or I hope he doesn't !
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    Barbara Windsor

    You're right, it's December
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    Valery Giscard d'Estaing

    Don't know much either however he was friends with Bokassa of the Central African Republic. Bokassa spent the country's yearly budget on a French style coronation ceremony. It was a fiasco due to the heat. VGE lost the 1981 in part due to revelations he received diamonds from Bokassa. As a former president VGE wad funded by taxe payers including, 10000€/month on newspapers...
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    Peter Sutcliffe

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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Not if they drag out like the election. Biden will have the medical staff at Walter Reed looking after him. And Trump will have those at Rikers
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    The other day she said she felt good and has a good medical team around her. Bernard Tapie for the list, advance stages of cancer. Former...owner of Adidas, French minister, president of OM, and crook.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    France had over 15% death rate, now it's under 1%. Washing hands, wearing a mask and locking granny in a cupboard doesn't explain the difference. Probably in March it was underestimated by 10 fold meaning at it's height, 50 000 daily infection rate. Current rate (second wave) is 8 000, took 3 weeks to double.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    There was a TED talk about how air doesn't circulate in planes, how one SARS case infected 20-30 others. The presenter had a solution to filter air and was trying to sell his invention to the airlines. I wonder if there is a technical reason why people don't smell farts, like due to air pressure either effecting the fart or your senses. Or everyone holding it in for 3 hours !
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Bernard Tapie, French business man, former minister, owner of Olympic Marseille and Adidas, and crook. He's a dead certainty if he makes it to 2020. Will his death appear in the British media ?
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    George Bush Senior

    No. Liz & Phil, Saint & Greavsie.
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    Budget Household

    Strange thread. I use to look for promotions until I realised the savings were minimal. I looked at the cost of a meal, packet soup or burgers were £2+, whereas omelette or rice and veg less than 50p. Then I started wondering if I was eating an omelette because it was cheap or because I liked it, put me off. Junk food is subsidised so it's cheaper per calorie List spending in order to get an idea where money is going. can you renegotiate you mortgage ? Have 2 accounts, one for wages and standing orders, other for credit card. Transfer a fixed amount to credit card, doesnt matter if debit dates are correct. Easier to see your situation.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    Scrub Johnny Hallyday, the excitement of being nominated got to him.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    Jacques Chirac turned 85 last month, very fragile. Johnny Hallyday, the most popular French singer who was born in Beligum, lives in the US, hides his money in Switzerland. 74, has lung cancer
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