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    Burt Bacharach

    Raindrops keep falling on my head / Just like the guy the birds on telly claimed was dead / ...
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    Hooroo, Mate.

    Yeah, and the BBC website is... oh.
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    Leah Bracknell

    It's covered in scaffolding at the moment. There's not much to photograph.
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    Nobel Prize In Death

    Commemorating the sad news by having a coffee and a naan.
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    Aretha Franklin

    A wreath fa' Franklin.
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    Hospitalised!

    They distinguish him from CR7 using "Brazilian Ronaldo" rather than the correct term, "Fat Ronaldo".
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    (C)Rappers

    Glad to hear DJ Casper's health isn't on the slide.
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    Ed Sheeran

    Pretty sure pissing on them would have been less respectful.
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    American Pastoral is a good book in the costume of a much longer, much less interesting book. Anyway RIP
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    Israel's winning entrant 20 years ago was a trans woman. Parts of the country (especially Tel Aviv) are a lot more LGBT-friendly than you might think.
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    Political Frailty

    Thatcher's ghost on a killing spree?
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    The Dead of 2018

    Wiped out. (Yeah, I know, originally by The Surfaris, but they covered it so give a guy a break.)
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    Ken Dodd

    Did 'e?
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    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    Took me a moment to realise they weren't mixing her up with Toni Morrison...
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    Kevin Smith

    The director of Clerks, Chasing Amy and Dogma is not going to die without appearing on the BBC News front page.
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    Dead Architects

    'the area' presumably being 'Sheffield'.
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    Alberto Fujimori

    Life-threatening splinter. No way can a man stand trial with a spelk like that.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    I'm on the street where you're dead.
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    End Times - The Rapture

    Ah, so that's what Stevie Wonder was talking about.
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    Randy Newman

    I had tickets for the Palladium. Arse.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    He has no plans to die.
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