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Clorox Bleachman

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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Some people here don't wish to reveal details of their life outwith the forum. We all start off with blank profiles, and if you choose to waive your anonymity, that's on you. I'm not such an enigma; a few members would hear about my tragic bidet accident on social media and update you all.
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    24/04/2024 90 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 47 Adele — Chasing Pavements +4 25 Taylor Swift — Love Story 4 Rihanna — Russian Roulette -6 4 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings lol
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    Deadpool Detective Work

    From the comments of the first video:
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    6. Ethel Kennedy

    Not surprised that Kirsty used to work for Reach PLC. Looking forward to seeing her in her next role at KOMI Group, as a Facebook clickbait narrator, who pops up at the end of cat videos and goes "I said oh my, what a marvellous cat".
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I went on a school trip to see Luke in 2015. He had the Karen haircut at the time. The crowd of tweens was utterly dead and he looked like he wanted to cry. I stood up and asked him three questions, because the only other questions he got were "how old are you?" and "is it true that Essex is full of chavs?"
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    The 100 Club

    Bold coming from the creator of: I'll confess, I have a few lists like that lying around. I'm left-handed though.
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    Political Frailty

    I would also suggest that a worrying percentage of people panic and start counting on their fingers when you ask them their age. It could be that someone did the maths of 2024-1930. Nevertheless, we have 2 precise dates.
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    19/04/2024 71 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 36 Adele — Chasing Pavements 34 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 34 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 34 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 33 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 31 La Roux — In For The Kill 30 Taylor Swift — Love Story 24 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold +4 22 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 13 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved -6
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    Good to see that more than 2/4 of the songs making the final will be from the 2000s.
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    18/04/2024 67 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 37 La Roux — In For The Kill 35 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 34 Adele — Chasing Pavements 33 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 33 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 32 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 28 Taylor Swift — Love Story 27 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold 21 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 16 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 16 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite +4 12 Michael Jackson — Man In The Mirror -6 07 The Saturdays — Just Can’t Get Enough  06 Leona Lewis — Happy
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    17/04/2024 67 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 39 Adele — Chasing Pavements 35 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 33 La Roux — In For The Kill 33 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold 33 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 31 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 28 Taylor Swift — Love Story 28 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 21 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 21 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite +4 17 Michael Jackson — Man In The Mirror -6 16 The Saturdays — Just Can’t Get Enough 11 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 09 Leona Lewis — Happy
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    16/04/2024  57 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 31 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 31 Adele — Chasing Pavements 30 Michael Jackson — Man In The Mirror -6 30 La Roux — In For The Kill 29 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold +4 28 Taylor Swift — Love Story 28 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 27 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite 27 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 26 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 23 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 21 Leona Lewis — Happy 20 The Saturdays — Just Can’t Get Enough 16 T.I. ft. Rihanna — Live Your Life 13 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 11 The Saturdays — Forever Is Over  10 Mr Hudson ft. Kanye West — Supernova 10 The Noisettes — Don’t Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go) 06 Leona Lewis — Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    15/04/2024 57 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 44 Michael Jackson — Man In The Mirror 30 La Roux — In For The Kill 29 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 29 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 28 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 28 Taylor Swift — Love Story 28 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 27 Adele — Chasing Pavements 25 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold 25 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite +2 23 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 21 Leona Lewis — Happy 20 The Saturdays — Just Can’t Get Enough 16 T.I. ft. Rihanna — Live Your Life 14 Basshunter — All I Ever Wanted 11 The Saturdays — Forever Is Over  10 Mr Hudson ft. Kanye West — Supernova 09 The Noisettes — Don’t Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go) 09 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me +2 07 Leona Lewis — Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand -6
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    Hey, I've got Now 72 as well! And... and... and I'm a saddo. (I used to volunteer in a charity shop)
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    14/04/2024 50 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 42 Michael Jackson — Man In The Mirror 31 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 27 La Roux — In For The Kill 27 Adele — Chasing Pavements 27 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 27 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 24 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold 24 Taylor Swift — Love Story 24 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 23 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 22 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite +2 21 Leona Lewis — Happy 21 T.I. ft. Rihanna — Live Your Life 20 The Saturdays — Just Can’t Get Enough 19 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 18 The Saturdays — Forever Is Over 17 Basshunter — All I Ever Wanted 15 Mr Hudson ft. Kanye West — Supernova 15 Leona Lewis — Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand -6 14 Flo Rida ft. T-Pain — Low +2 11 The Noisettes - Don't Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go)  05 H Two O ft. Platnum — What’s It Gonna Be
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    19. Clint Eastwood

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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    13/04/2024 39 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 36 Michael Jackson — Man In The Mirror 27 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 26 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 25 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite 25 La Roux — In For The Kill 24 Adele — Chasing Pavements 23 James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado — Broken Strings 22 Taylor Swift — Love Story 22 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 22 Leona Lewis — Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand 21 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold 21 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 21 Leona Lewis — Happy 21 Flo Rida ft. T-Pain — Low +4 20 T.I. ft. Rihanna — Live Your Life 20 The Saturdays — Just Can’t Get Enough 20 The Saturdays — Forever Is Over 18 Mr Hudson ft. Kanye West — Supernova 17 The Noisettes — Don’t Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go) 17 Soulja Boy Tell'em — Crank That  17 H Two O ft. Platnum — What’s It Gonna Be 17 Basshunter — All I Ever Wanted 15 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 14 Wiley — Wearing My Rolex 14 Eric Prydz — Pjanoo 12 Robbie Williams — Bodies 06 Sugababes — Get Sexy -6
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    What Are We Killing & Saving Next?

    From a skim, this list is accurate for 2010s #2s https://www.ndfletcher.org.uk/uk-music-charts-trivia/uk-chart-2-singles/ That would give us: 2010-11: 28 songs, 5 finalists 2012-13: 37 songs, 7 finalists 2014-15: 34 songs, 6 finalists 2016-17: 25 songs, 4 finalists 2018-19: 16 songs, 3 finalists (lol) I've listened to all the 50s songs and agree with there being fewer rounds.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    I downloaded Cowboy Carter before my recent trip and listened to it on every long train journey. Even if it's not all to my taste, I love a good sprawling album with hundreds of ideas that are all pulled together somehow. Sheeran's new music doesn't make me think in the same way.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    @En Passant okay, challenge accepted. You can take it or leave it. I won't be offended if you think 90% of them are pish (okay, I will slightly). I felt the need to put forth the case for my generation. It's not better or worse, just different.
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    World's Oldest

    Speaking of conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel were papped a few days ago after it was revealed one of them is married: https://people.com/conjoined-twins-abby-and-brittany-hensel-spotted-out-after-wedding-photo-8630068 I can see them living to the Schappells' age.
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    12/04/2024 22 Kings Of Leon — Use Somebody 22 Jeff Buckley — Hallelujah 21 Britney Spears — Piece Of Me 21 Sam Sparro — Black & Gold 21 The Noisettes — Don’t Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go) 21 La Roux — In For The Kill 21 James Morrison ft. Nelly — Broken Strings +1 21 Kid Cudi vs. Crookers — Day ’n’ Nite +1 21 Taylor Swift — Love Story +1 21 Adele — Chasing Pavements +1 20 Soulja Boy Tellem — Crank That 20 H Two O ft. Platnum — What’s It Gonna Be 20 Leona Lewis — Better In Time / Footprints In The Sand 20 Flo Rida ft. T-Pain — Low 20 Wiley — Wearing My Rolex 20 Basshunter — All I Ever Wanted 20 McFly — One For The Radio 20 The Script — The Man Who Can’t Be Moved 20 Eric Prydz — Pjanoo 20 T.I. ft. Rihanna — Live Your Life 20 The Saturdays — Just Can’t Get Enough 20 Michael Jackson — Man In The Mirror 20 Mr Hudson ft. Kanye West — Supernova 20 Sugababes — Get Sexy 20 Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys — Empire State Of Mind 20 The Saturdays — Forever Is Over 20 Robbie Williams — Bodies 20 Leona Lewis — Happy 20 Rihanna — Russian Roulette 14 Nickelback — Rockstar  14 Westlife — What About Now 14 Geraldine McQueen — The Winners Song -6
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Welcome to the club! Diagnosed at 20 and relate to most of that. You appear to have done well up to this point. It's helpful to have explanations for why we are the way we are, though, beyond just "silly cunt". It's not a fucking superpower either, but hopefully you can use it to inform the way you move through the world from here on out.
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    Kill or Save: UK No.2 Hits of the 00s

    11/04/2024 63 Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone Is Not Enough 63 Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse — Valerie 62 Corinne Bailey Rae — Put Your Records On 38 Kate Nash — Foundations +4 24 Gwen Stefani ft. Akon — The Sweet Escape 23 Plain White T’s — Hey There Delilah -6 23 The Killers — When You Were Young
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