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When I was 11 I used my full name (I have 2 middle names) on YouTube until a WatchMojo commenter made a portmanteau of my name with the words "fuckface" and "douchebag". It made me sad and I changed it to just the initials. There's no way to view your old comments unless someone replies to them: I could have deleted my account but that's not as entertaining.

23/03/2024 47 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 40 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 36 Razorlight — Somewhere Else +2 35 Kelis — Trick Me +2 35 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 28 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 28 Kelis — Milkshake 28 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 27 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 23 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 22 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 17 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) -6

It's gone on holiday to Yoker.

It's not my favourite thing here, but it feels right for a song about The 5th Death of 1994 to be doing well.

22/03/2024  43 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 41 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 35 Kelis — Trick Me 34 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 33 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 33 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 33 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 28 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 25 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Kelis — Milkshake 23 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls +4 06 Christina Milian — Dip It Low -6

21/03/2024  41 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 40 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 36 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 35 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 33 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 33 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 33 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 30 Kelis — Trick Me 28 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 28 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls +4 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 23 Kelis — Milkshake 20 Girls Aloud — The Show 19 Christina Milian — Dip It Low -6 9 D12 — My Band

Every sentence. He does get the words out eventually but reads the autocue like he's seeing each line for the first time and has no idea what it means. I know he otherwise knows how to deliver a piece to camera; he's been doing it for 35 years.

James Mates has been unable to finish a sentence without tripping over his words, the last 3 times I've seen him speak live on ITV News. He's always made weird faces while talking but I wonder if some kind of cognitive decline is happening.

20/03/2024 41 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 40 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon  37 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 33 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 31 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 31 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 30 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 28 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 25 Kelis — Milkshake 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 23 Girls Aloud — The Show +4 22 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 22 Kelis — Trick Me 20 D12 — My Band 11 Daniel Powter — Bad Day -6 11 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 9 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’

19/03/2024 42 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 39 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 35 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 34 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 32 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 32 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 29 Jojo — Leave (Get Out)  28 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 27 Daniel Powter — Bad Day -6 25 Girls Aloud — The Show +4 24 D12 — My Band 24 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 22 Kelis — Milkshake 18 Kelis — Trick Me 16 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 13 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 06 Girls Aloud — Love Machine I'm so sorry to fans of that song. There's going to be a tug of war.

Singer-songwriter and model Sky Ferreira has postponed her UK tour, citing vocal issues. She hasn't released an album since 2013 and has released just 2 solo singles in the last 5 years, despite teasing her second album for almost a decade. Her label dropped her several months ago. She and her ex-boyfriend were arrested in 2013 for possession of her0in and ecstasy. There are clips of her gurning on stage, and commenters online claiming to have seen her shooting up. Some of her performances in the last few years have been very badly reviewed due to her arriving late and appearing unstable. I know all this because I bought a ticket the day before it was postponed. I hope I get to see her in good form, whenever it may be, but unfortunately her future seems less certain than 90% of the Lil rappers everyone's so focused on. Time will tell whether she's an Amy Winehouse or simply a Lauryn Hill in the realm of unproductive musicians.

18/03/2024 41 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 34 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 34 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon  31 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 31 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 31 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 31 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 30 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 30 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 26 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Kelis — Trick Me +2 23 Girls Aloud — The Show +2 23 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 23 D12 — My Band 22 Kelis — Milkshake  21 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 18 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 17 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 08 Rihanna — Pon De Replay -6 08 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick

17/03/2024 39 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 33 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 32 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 29 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 29 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon  29 Razorlight — Somewhere Else  29 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 28 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 28 Kelis — Trick Me 27 Girls Aloud — The Show +4 26 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 25 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 23 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 21 D12 — My Band 21 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 20 Kelis — Milkshake 18 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 17 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 16 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 12 Ashanti — Only U 8 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 6 Jamelia — Thank You -6

I can't see anything either. "Len" has to be one of the least searchable band names on Facebook.

16/03/2024 38 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 31 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 29 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 29 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 29 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 28 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 28 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 27 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 26 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 26 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 26 Kelis — Trick Me +2 25 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 25 Girls Aloud — The Show +2 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 23 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 23 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 21 D12 — My Band 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 19 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 18 Ashanti — Only U 17 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 16 Kelis — Milkshake 15 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 15 Mariah Carey — We Belong Together 14 Jamelia — Thank You -6

15/03/2024 35 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 31 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 28 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 28 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 27 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 27 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 27 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 27 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 26 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 25 Girls Aloud — The Show 24 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 22 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 22 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 21 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 21 Kelis — Trick Me +4 21 Daniel Powter — Bad Day -6 20 Jamelia — Thank You 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 20 D12 — My Band  20 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 19 Ashanti — Only U 17 Kelis — Milkshake 16 Mariah Carey — We Belong Together  13 Snoop Dogg, Charlie Wilson & Justin Timberlake — Signs 12 Oasis — Let There Be Love 9 Robbie Williams — Tripping

14/03/2024 31 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 28 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 27 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 25 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 25 Kelis — Trick Me 25 Girls Aloud — The Show +2 24 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 24 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 24 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 24 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 24 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 23 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 23 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 23 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls +2 23 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 22 Girls Aloud — Love Machine  22 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 21 Robbie Williams — Tripping 21 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 21 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 20 Jamelia — Thank You 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 19 Ashanti — Only U 18 Mariah Carey — We Belong Together 18 Oasis — Let There Be Love 18 Ice Cube ft. Mack10 & Ms. Toi — You Can Do It 18 D12 — My Band 18 Kelis — Milkshake  17 Snoop Dogg, Charlie Wilson & Justin Timberlake — Signs 10 Ronan Keating & Yusuf Islam — Father And Son  08 Mario — Let Me Love You 00 Ronan Keating — I Hope You Dance -6

THE SURVIVORS 01. Eva Marie Saint, American actress 02. Jane Morgan, American singer 03. Jimmy Carter, American former President IN MEMORIAM 1. M. Karunanidhi, Indian politician 2. Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Indian former Prime Minister 3. Charles Aznavour, French singer 4. Doug Ellis, English businessman 5. George H. W. Bush, American former President 6. Rosamunde Pilcher, British writer 7. Stanley Donen, American film director 8. Machiko Kyō, Japanese actress 9. Gloria Vanderbilt, American artist 10. Lee Iacocca, American executive 11. Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwean former 'President' 12. Robert Frank, Swiss-American photographer 13. Christopher Tolkien, English editor, son of J.R.R. Tolkien 14. Daniel arap Moi, Kenyan former President 15. Zizi Jeanmaire, French dancer 16. Cicely Tyson, American actress 17. Kenneth Kaunda, Zambian former President 18. Amalia Aguilar, Cuban-Mexican actress 19. Leslie Phillips, English actor 20. Carole Cook, American actress 21. Joyce Randolph, American actress

Well yes! It's a low-risk and low-reward game. I'll still shame-tag people who change their votes when someone dies.

Hellohellohello. I last updated this in February 2020. To make a long fuckin' story short, I shouldn't have been trusted with running a bath at that time, never mind several deadpools. Thank you for your patience. To my surprise, they haven't all died. We lost 14 names in the first 18 months of this poll, but Joyce Randolph's Da'Vine ascension recently ended a year-long drought. Here are the six fallers: Zizi Jeanmaire 17th July 2020 (aged 96) Voted for by: Handrejka, ImissMontpellier Cicely Tyson 28th January 2021 (aged 96) The Mad Hatter, DI, Sean, RadGuy, ThereWillBeDeaths7, The Old Crem, En Passant, Spade, ladyfiona and me Kenneth Kaunda 17th June 2021 (aged 97) drol, arghton Amalia Aguilar 8th November 2021 (aged 97) no votes Leslie Phillips 7th November 2022 (aged 98) Perhaps, The Great Cornholio Carole Cook 11th January 2023 (aged 98) Philip, TQR, Steve, Annami, Gisooo Joyce Randolph 13th January 2024 (aged 99) diego Johnny Gilbert is still alive but, as stated by others, he is in fact 6 days younger than sliced bread. Here are your three 99-year-olds who may or may not see 100: EVA MARIE SAINT 15 voters (Book, Predictor, arrowsmith, theoldlady, Biblio, Lafaucheuse, Etushispushingupdaisies, Newjack, Ulitzer, Joey Russ, Prowler0000, The Dead Cow, WEP, Captain Hemlock and Jeremy Corbyn) JIMMY CARTER 14 voters (Putin, The Unknown Man, Drewsky, MrZAP, Death Duke, paddyfool, Hanzem, Hell, LizLemon, Cleverfox03*, OoO*, Dying Probably*, Zsa Zsa's leg* and Trome*) *votes submitted more than 10 months after hospice announcement - youse are brave JANE MORGAN 3 voters (machotrouts, Torva Messor and now me) Voters are reminded that they can change votes at any time

13/03/2024  28 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 27 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 26 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 26 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 24 Kelis — Trick Me 23 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 23 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 23 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 23 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 23 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 22 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 22 Girls Aloud — The Show +1 21 Robbie Williams — Tripping 21 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 21 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 21 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 21 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 21 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 21 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath +1 21 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ +1 21 Ashanti — Only U +1 20 Jamelia — Thank You 20 Ice Cube ft. Mack10 & Ms. Toi — You Can Do It 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 20 Oasis — Let There Be Love 19 D12 — My Band 18 Mariah Carey — We Belong Together 17 Snoop Dogg, Charlie Wilson & Justin Timberlake — Signs 17 Ronan Keating — She Believes In Me 17 Ronan Keating — I Hope You Dance 17 Kelis — Milkshake  12 Ronan Keating & Yusuf Islam — Father And Son  08 Mario — Let Me Love You 08 Duncan James & Keedie — I Believe My Heart -6 Really enjoyed listening to this round. Perhaps because I listened to it on high volume, I appreciated the production on a lot of the songs I'd never heard. Then you have stuff like a duet between the gay one from Blue and some soprano.

I don't understand the frenzy around his appearance. If you go to the burger van outside my old school at 1pm in January, you'll find a dozen 14-year-olds who look just like Littler, and have crippling Elf Bar addictions.

12/03/2024 26 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 26 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 22 D12 — My Band 22 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 22 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon  22 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 22 Kelis — Trick Me +2 21 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 21 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 21 Snoop Dogg, Charlie Wilson & Justin Timberlake — Signs 21 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 21 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 21 Girls Aloud — The Show 21 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 21 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 21 Mariah Carey — We Belong Together +1 20 Kelis — Milkshake 20 Ronan Keating — She Believes In Me 20 Jamelia — Thank You 20 Ronan Keating — I Hope You Dance 20 Duncan James & Keedie — I Believe My Heart  20 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 20 Ice Cube ft. Mack10 & Ms. Toi — You Can Do It 20 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 20 Ashanti — Only U 20 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 20 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 20 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 20 Robbie Williams — Tripping 20 Oasis — Let There Be Love 20 Westlife ft. Diana Ross — When You Tell Me That You Love Me 18 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger +1 14 Mario — Let Me Love You 14 Ronan Keating & Yusuf Islam — Father And Son -6 07 Busted — Air Hostess

12th March 45 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 40 Busted — Year 3000 39 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 38 Coldplay — In My Place 34 Pink — Get The Party Started 32 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 14 Dido — White Flag +4 12 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex -6

Wikipedia is showing The Waterboys as having 5 current and 82 past members. Of those, 22 living blue-link names. A future DDP team if ever there was one.