Clorox Bleachman

Hellohellohello. I last updated this in February 2020. To make a long fuckin' story short, I shouldn't have been trusted with running a bath at that time, never mind several deadpools. Thank you for your patience. To my surprise, they haven't all died. We lost 14 names in the first 18 months of this poll, but Joyce Randolph's Da'Vine ascension recently ended a year-long drought. Here are the six fallers: Zizi Jeanmaire 17th July 2020 (aged 96) Voted for by: Handrejka, ImissMontpellier Cicely Tyson 28th January 2021 (aged 96) The Mad Hatter, DI, Sean, RadGuy, ThereWillBeDeaths7, The Old Crem, En Passant, Spade, ladyfiona and me Kenneth Kaunda 17th June 2021 (aged 97) drol, arghton Amalia Aguilar 8th November 2021 (aged 97) no votes Leslie Phillips 7th November 2022 (aged 98) Perhaps, The Great Cornholio Carole Cook 11th January 2023 (aged 98) Philip, TQR, Steve, Annami, Gisooo Joyce Randolph 13th January 2024 (aged 99) diego Johnny Gilbert is still alive but, as stated by others, he is in fact 6 days younger than sliced bread. Here are your three 99-year-olds who may or may not see 100: EVA MARIE SAINT 15 voters (Book, Predictor, arrowsmith, theoldlady, Biblio, Lafaucheuse, Etushispushingupdaisies, Newjack, Ulitzer, Joey Russ, Prowler0000, The Dead Cow, WEP, Captain Hemlock and Jeremy Corbyn) JIMMY CARTER 14 voters (Putin, The Unknown Man, Drewsky, MrZAP, Death Duke, paddyfool, Hanzem, Hell, LizLemon, Cleverfox03*, OoO*, Dying Probably*, Zsa Zsa's leg* and Trome*) *votes submitted more than 10 months after hospice announcement - youse are brave JANE MORGAN 3 voters (machotrouts, Torva Messor and now me) Voters are reminded that they can change votes at any time

13/03/2024  28 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 27 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 26 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 26 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 24 Kelis — Trick Me 23 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 23 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 23 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 23 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 23 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 22 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 22 Girls Aloud — The Show +1 21 Robbie Williams — Tripping 21 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 21 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 21 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 21 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 21 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 21 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath +1 21 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ +1 21 Ashanti — Only U +1 20 Jamelia — Thank You 20 Ice Cube ft. Mack10 & Ms. Toi — You Can Do It 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 20 Oasis — Let There Be Love 19 D12 — My Band 18 Mariah Carey — We Belong Together 17 Snoop Dogg, Charlie Wilson & Justin Timberlake — Signs 17 Ronan Keating — She Believes In Me 17 Ronan Keating — I Hope You Dance 17 Kelis — Milkshake  12 Ronan Keating & Yusuf Islam — Father And Son  08 Mario — Let Me Love You 08 Duncan James & Keedie — I Believe My Heart -6 Really enjoyed listening to this round. Perhaps because I listened to it on high volume, I appreciated the production on a lot of the songs I'd never heard. Then you have stuff like a duet between the gay one from Blue and some soprano.

I don't understand the frenzy around his appearance. If you go to the burger van outside my old school at 1pm in January, you'll find a dozen 14-year-olds who look just like Littler, and have crippling Elf Bar addictions.

12/03/2024 26 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 26 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 22 D12 — My Band 22 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 22 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon  22 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 22 Kelis — Trick Me +2 21 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 21 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 21 Snoop Dogg, Charlie Wilson & Justin Timberlake — Signs 21 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 21 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 21 Girls Aloud — The Show 21 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 21 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 21 Mariah Carey — We Belong Together +1 20 Kelis — Milkshake 20 Ronan Keating — She Believes In Me 20 Jamelia — Thank You 20 Ronan Keating — I Hope You Dance 20 Duncan James & Keedie — I Believe My Heart  20 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 20 Ice Cube ft. Mack10 & Ms. Toi — You Can Do It 20 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 20 Ashanti — Only U 20 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 20 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 20 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 20 Robbie Williams — Tripping 20 Oasis — Let There Be Love 20 Westlife ft. Diana Ross — When You Tell Me That You Love Me 18 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger +1 14 Mario — Let Me Love You 14 Ronan Keating & Yusuf Islam — Father And Son -6 07 Busted — Air Hostess

12th March 45 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 40 Busted — Year 3000 39 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 38 Coldplay — In My Place 34 Pink — Get The Party Started 32 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 14 Dido — White Flag +4 12 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex -6

Wikipedia is showing The Waterboys as having 5 current and 82 past members. Of those, 22 living blue-link names. A future DDP team if ever there was one.

11/03/2024 45 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 40 Pink — Get The Party Started 39 Busted — Year 3000 39 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 38 Coldplay — In My Place 32 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 16 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex -6 15 Dido — White Flag +4 As for my reasoning for fighting to the bitter end, Dido said it best...

What a weird website. I read an article about Beyoncé, to get a sense of what they're about. The article appears to have been written by a human and is not totally built on misinformation, but is full of incorrect 'facts' that can easily be disproved.

I would be happy to do a 2010s game. I would want to remove all the Syco ballads and charity singles from the runnings, but I'm not sure how fair that would be. It would give the voters a hell of a lot less to complain about, though.

10/03/2024 44 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 44 Pink — Get The Party Started 41 Coldplay - In My Place 38 Dido — White Flag 35 Busted — Year 3000 -6 34 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 34 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 33 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne - Lazy 29 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight +4 Starting to regret sending through a B-tier Kylie single, now that her greatest song is at the bottom.

"Scandalous" was infamously used in the Razzie-winning Catwoman:

Sat 9 Mar 45 Busted — Year 3000 44 Pink — Get The Party Started 42 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 41 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 40 Dido — White Flag 40 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight +4 39 Coldplay — In My Place 38 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 28 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 17 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 00 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body -6

Marjorie Grande is still alive at 98, and has a feature (okay, she's just talking) on Ariana's new album. I haven't listened to the album, but "Nonna" being the only featured artist caught my attention.

08/03/2024 46 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 46 Coldplay — In My Place 44 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 44 Busted — Year 3000 43 Pink — Get The Party Started 39 Dido — White Flag 35 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 35 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight +4 32 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 30 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 18 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body -5 06 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love -1

Can confirm, I've now obtained immortal status.

Just use the damn thing. Do what Clorox Sr did. Eat nothing but moist air-fried chicken and chips for 7 days to develop your skills. You won't die, and by the second week it should taste slightly better.

07/03/2024 49 Coldplay — In My Place 47 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 46 Busted — Year 3000 44 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 40 Pink — Get The Party Started 36 Dido — White Flag +2 34 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 34 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 34 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 33 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy +2 23 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 19 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love -6 14 Girls Aloud — Jump 05 Scooter — The Logical Song

06/03/2024 47 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 46 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 45 Coldplay — In My Place 45 Busted — Year 3000 44 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 44 Dido - White Flag 40 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 38 Pink — Get The Party Started 34 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 31 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne - Lazy +4 23 Girls Aloud — Jump 23 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 23 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love -6 19 Scooter — The Logical Song

YouTube video essayist James Somerton has posted an apparent suicide note on Twitter. A few months ago, he was proven to have plagiarised most of his videos, and has faced a mass pile-on since then.

05/03/2024 47 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 47 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 46 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 45 Busted — Year 3000 41 Coldplay — In My Place 40 Dido — White Flag 40 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out +4 38 Pink — Get The Party Started 36 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 32 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 30 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love -3 25 Scooter — The Logical Song 24 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 23 Girls Aloud — Jump  6 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love -3 Well this is going slightly better now.

On my maternal side, I have a great-aunt who turns 98 this month. She never married and lives on the Isle of Skye. On my paternal side, I have 2 great-aunts in Donegal, aged 89 and 93. I was told they were sisters. At my gran's funeral I found out that the eldest was actually the child of my great-gran's sister, who gave birth as a teenager and died from TB shortly after. Her daughter was then raised by my great-gran.

04/03/2024 49 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 46 Coldplay — In My Place 44 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight +4 42 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 41 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 40 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 40 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River  38 Dido — White Flag 38 Pink — Get The Party Started 38 Busted — Year 3000 34 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 31 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love 25 Scooter — The Logical Song 24 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love -6 23 Girls Aloud — Jump 11 The Darkness — I Believe In A Thing Called Love 06 Ultrabeat — Pretty Green Eyes  06 Electric Six — Danger! High Voltage

03/03/2024 54 Coldplay — In My Place 46 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 44 Busted — Year 3000 44 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 40 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 39 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 39 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 36 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 34 Pink — Get The Party Started 33 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 29 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love 28 Dido — White Flag +1 25 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love 25 Scooter — The Logical Song 23 Girls Aloud — Jump 22 Electric Six — Danger! High Voltage +3 16 Ultrabeat — Pretty Green Eyes 16 Lumidee — Never Leave You 14 The Darkness — I Believe In A Thing Called Love 07 S Club — Say Goodbye / Love Ain’t Gonna Wait For You -6 06 Appleton — Fantasy

If you heard my normal speaking voice then you'd be calling 999 immediately. Even Midjourney-generated slop is easier to understand.

Created by our old friend Deathray in 2018. He fucked off somewhere and I took on his admin powers. I'm tempted to delete the whole thing because it's been inactive for 5 years and I'm not sure the other users in the server are real humans.