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    Boris Johnson

    To add to the woes of one Mr.Tubs de Pfeffel the rumour mill is saying that the third Mrs,J has drawn stumps and gorn orf with Mr. Zacharia Goldsmug. Apparently a super injunction is in place.
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    UK Singles Chart

    I was reading the thread and found it interesting and informative before I saw the interjection. Why would you want it banned?
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    39. Norman Tebbit

    It hurts deeply to say anything good about the old bastard but his administration looks to be a veritable pillar of truth and rectitude compared to the current one. I must admit to enjoying the breakfast news on the morning of the bombing more than any other I can recall. Me and Paddy McGee.
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    She will be nearer to Ponce Andrew
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    Or one of Trump's deluded acolytes did.
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    I doubt that anyone is rooting for the old biddy to hit the deck. I'm not especially looking forward to the griefest that will ensue. It will be interesting to see the fight for headlines between Vlad and Liz. I'm guessing that Ukraine will take a back seat unless Vlad goes nuclear and we all get invited to the cremation.
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    Nazi of SS

    That wasn't unusual towards the end of WW2. As their resources became more depleted they threw in everything they had so a 16 y/o working in a camp was probably quite common. In the defence of Berlin kids as young as 12 were thrown into the battle. One can only imagine their casualty rates facing the Red Army. Presumably the more savvy ones kept their heads down.
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    Private Eye seem to have some inside info.
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    12. Queen Elizabeth II

    The Old Crem's theory is gaining credence with me.
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    Foreign Personalities, From Stage, Screen, Politics And Life

    Serge gave her quite a few strokes.
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    When will Harry and meghan divorce if at all?

    Come on, we all know who she is. Chip off the old block.
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    Rush Limbaugh

    Rush in Limbo
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    Captain Tom Moore

    Par for the course given the long running little local difficulty between Perfidious Albion and The Emerald Isle.
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    Captain Tom Moore

    His classroom was in Chester le Street so may have popped off a couple of Mackems, or a stray Geordie.
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    Captain Tom Moore

    I doubt he shot anyone. He was a tank gunnery instructor.
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