Fun-e-ral

Turns 89 next month and has led a stressful political life. No noted ill health but spinsters tend to go downhill quickly. Que me being told that she shouldn’t have her own thread ....

Putin, I reckon another year and some crazed Russian will go for immortality.

Tina Turner to hit her nutbush city limit.

A good prick that’s for sure

Alex Ferguson Michael Parkinson Michael Schumacher

Michael Parkinson. Awfully quiet recently……

https://fb.watch/dDg-Z68i-S/?fs=e&s=cl Don King recently looking every one of his 90 years.

Didn’t show up to my daughters year 6 school jubilee party. Surely the end is near.

Can’t dance either, apparently.

My pick for first death of 2022.

Bloody ambulance chaser

Pele, nailed on for 2022

I would keep more than 2 meters from camilla at all times regardless of covid 19 to be honest .....

Tina Turnout 100%, ok maybe not 100% but at least 90.

It seems these deathlist 50 are having their own version of “dry January”. I hope this post is the nudge in the arm that fate needs to prove me wrong. Here’s to fatal February.

He will die next week now and the 4 page telegraph obituary will make me look slightly silly but until that happens I stand by what I said.

Sorry but i live in Britain, Australian politics isn’t big news here. I would doubt this guys death would even be reported.

Who ?

I’m sure there’s an irony in there somewhere.

Should have got an Uber.

I just drew blood, shook my phone but nothing happend. Please advise.

Tina Turner.

Ok Soul Limbo ?

Was the first song that came to mind and now quite frankly, this is bugging me far more than it really should

Green onions ?