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https://t.me/meduzalive/101134 Nikolai Ryzhkov dead

Following the shocking news that Alexey Navalny got poisoned and is on ventilator, I've decided to create a thread dedicated to this brave man and my fellow Russian. In late 2017-early 2018 I've been a Putinist and I've been spreading lies about Navalny being a corrupt racist. However I've been a bit liberal in 2014, than became a tankie just jn order to appease my commie friend in 2015, but than I've become a full-on Putinist in mid 2017, because of... James Woods and Ben Garrison. But a few things have changed my views, and they include retirement age reform and Putin's cr***py handling of COVID-19 situation. I hope this thoroughly good guy whom I've been trying to smear in the past (But I've never worked for Prigozhin/Olgino Troll Farm, I swear to god. I've only turned 20 this July.) recovers, takes over as our President and make our country finally free, democratic and economically prosperous, despite me disagreeing with him on foreign policy andd immigration views (He wants to end visa-free travel agreeements between Russia and post-Soviet Central Asian and Transcaucasian (Armenia, Azerbaijan) countries and he's not opposed to neocons). From what I've heard someone slipped some barbiturates into his tea , while he was in an airport cafe. He started feeling ill while on plane, started screaming and then collapsed. Thank god, the pilots have landed in Omsk, where he was hospitalised and put on a ventilator. He's in ICU and in a coma right now. Thankfully, the Germans have sent in the plane to fly him to a Berlin clinic and rescue him, but the head doctor of the hospital won't allow Lyokha out. https://twitter.com/Kira_Yarmysh?s=09. Please follow his press secretary (this is her account) for updates. She's staying in his room. God help us. Cheers.

https://t.me/teamnavalny/23064 Confirmed dead

https://t.me/sotaproject/74153 - Then the Press Secretary denies it

https://t.me/sotaproject/74149 - Father confirms his death

RIP, Alexei Anatolyevich. I'll find a way to ressurect you

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/14/russian-poet-and-kremlin-critic-lev-rubinstein-dies-aged-76 - Proper obituary

https://t.me/meduzalive/98267 - Lev Rubinstein dead, according to his daughter

And Yuri Solomin dead https://www.fontanka.ru/2024/01/11/73108163/

My team is 1. Shannen Doherty (joker) 2. Tim Bilton 3. Kat Bjelland 4. Theo Burrell 5. Rob Burrow 6. Simon Cowell (SOS Wildlife) 7. Christoph Daum 8. Derek Draper 9. Rhod Gilbert 10. Janey Godley 11. Stuart Gray 12. Dai Henwood 13. Jonnie Irwin 14. Erik Jensen 15. Kate Keltie 16. Steve 'Mongo' McMichael 17. Linda Nolan 18. Esther Rantzen 19. James Whale 20. Bruce Willis With: Frank Field, Nigel Starmer-Smith and Gavin Robertson as subs.

1 Atkins, Ronnie 2 Becker, Jason 3. Bilton, Tim (rejected and replaced with Christoph Daum) 4 Bjelland, Kat 5 .Brokaw, Tim 6 Burrell, Theo (replaced with Shannen Doherty 7 Buzzi, Ruth 8 Cathcart, James Carter (replaced with Eric Lamaze) 9 Cowell, SImon 10 Farnham, John 11 Field, Frank 12 Flack, Roberta 13 Gastineau, Mark 14 Gilbert, Rhod 15 Godley, Janey 16 Goodyear, Julie 17 Gray, Stuart 18 Hanna, Jack 19 Hardy, Francoise 20 Henwood, Dai 21 Irwin, Johnny 22 Jackson, Randy 23 Jensen, Erik 24 Keith, Toby 25 Keltie, Kate 26 Kooymans, George 27 Lee Jeanette 28 McClurg, Edie 29 Mccourt, Malachy 30 McMichael, Steve 31 Nolan, Linda 32 Perrine, Valerie 33 Rantzen, Esther 34 Robertson, Gavin 35 Starmer-Smith, Nigel 36 Taylor, Andy 37 Tilson, Michael Thomas  38 Whale, James 39. Willis, Bruce 40. Zavorotnyuk, Anastasia (Russian actress)

Here's mine, with Glynis Johns already dead 1. Jimmy Carter 2. Dick Van Dyke 3. Alan Greenspan 4. Nigel Starmer-Smith 5. Glynis Johns 6. Eva Marie Saint 7. Mel Brooks 8. William Russell (Ian Chesterton) 9. Joanne Woodward 10. Bruce Willis 11. Pete Murray (announcer) 12. David Graham (Daleks and Thunderbirds voice actor) 13. Norman Jewison 14. Roger Corman 15. David Attenborough 16. Esther Rantzen 17. Vic Seixas 18. Stanley Baxter 19. Linda Nolan 20. Cleo Laine 21. Sandy Gall 22. William Daniels 23. John Kander 24. Desmond Morris 25. James Ivory 26. Jean Marie Le Pen 27. Richard Sherman 28. Imelda Marcos 29. Norman Tebbit 30. Douglas Hurd 31. Bob Newhart 32. Prunella Scales 33. Roy Hattersley 34. Sonny Rollins 35. Gene Hackman 36. Robert Wagner 37 Dominic Chianese 38 Robert Duvall 39. Ethel Kennedy 40. Dennis Skinner 41. Hans Blix 42. Gena Rowlands 43. Ruth Buzzi 44. Vera Miles 45. Paul Dooley 46. Hal Linden 47. Edie McClurg 48. Angie Dickinson 49. Willie Nelson  50. Tom Baker

I'm in the process of searching for potential picks.

Has been found https://twitter.com/Kira_Yarmysh/status/1739263754938863747?s=19

https://twitter.com/teamnavalny/status/1734206099975184703?s=19 Possibly moved to other prison.

As a Russian, I'm so worried about him and I'm unable to save him. If he dies, I promise, I'd do anything to ressurect him, even if it means ripping half of the universe apart.

I've sent it in time, just like with the DDP, but I'm posting it just today, bc I was too lazy. 1. Alagiah, George (journalist) 2 Michael York 3 Becker, Jason (guitarist) 4 Bjelland, Kat (Babes in Toyland) 5 .Brokaw, Tim (broadcaster) 6 Burrow, Rob (rugby player) 7 Buzzi, Ruth (actress) 8 Caldwell, Bobby (singer) 9 Ronnie Atkins 10 Charlton, Bobby (footballer) 11 Cowell, SImon (b.1952, WIldlife SOS presenter) 12 Farnham, John (aussie singer) 13 Field, Frank (British MP) 14Flack, Roberta (singer) 15 Gastineau, Mark (American football player) 16 Gilbert, Rhod (comedian) 17 Godley, Janey (comedian) 18 Green, Jeremiah (Modest Mouse drummer) - died before the start, so Chaim Topol 19 Hardy, Francoise (French singer) 20 Harris, Rolf (entertainer) 21 Irwin, Johnny (British presenter) 22 Jackson, Randy (singer) 23 Keith, Toby (country singer) 24 Keltie, Kate (actress) 25 Kooymans, George (Golden Earring) 26 Lamaze, Eric (equestrian) 27 McGarvey, Frank (footballer) 28 McMichael, Steve ('Mongo') 29 Nolan, Linda (singer) 30 Pele (footballer) - died before the start, so Edie McClurg 31 Perrine, Valerie (actress) 32 Ruffo, Johnny (Australian actor) 33 Sakamoto, Ryuichi (Yellow Light ORchestra) 34 Douglas Hurd 35 Starmer-Smith, Nigel (rugby player with FTD) 36 Taylor, Andy (Duran Duran guitarist) 37 Taylor, Teresa (Butthole Surfers drummer) 38 Tilson, Michael Thomas (composer) 39 Vialli, Gianluca (italian footballer) 40 Whale, James (presenter) Rejections: Ady Barkan, Chris Snow, Joe Doering, John Cannan

Here's my team, The Skate Dumpers. (I've submitted it to DDP website in time, but I'm publishing this list today, bc I'm rather lazy) 1. Johnny Irwin (joker) 2. Pele (died before the start) 3. George Alagiah 4. Rob Burrow 5. Simon Cowell 6. Frank Field MP 7. Rhod Gilbert 8. Jeremiah Green (died before the start, like Pele) 9. Janey Godley 10. Rolf Harris 11. Toby Keith 12. Kate Keltie 13. Frank McGarvey (a success) 14. Steve 'Mongo' McMichael 15. Linda Nolan 16. Johnny Ruffo 17. Ryuichi Sakamoto 18. Andy Taylor 19. Gianluca Vialli (a success) 20. James Whale Subs: Teresa Taylor (promoted to the main team), Kat Bjelland (ditto), Michael Tilson Thomas. Is this team OK?

1. Dick Van Dyke 2. Henry Kissinger. 3. Bob Barker 5. Nigel Starmer-Smith 6. Jimmy Carter 7. Tony Bennett (joker) 11. Jacques Delors. 12. Sir Bobby CHarlton 17. Joanne Woodward 21. Joss Ackland 23. Milan Kundera 28. Norman Lear. 38. Rolf Harris 39. Riyuichi Sakamoto 44. Sonny Rollins 47. Linda Nolan 49. Andy Taylor

I've actually DM'd you a day ago.

Johnny Irwin*. Am I too late?

OK. I'm IN 1) Pele - replaced with Pope Benedict XVI - argh, never mind, Ruth Buzzi 2) Bob Barker 3) Jimmy Carter 4) Henry Kissinger 5) TOny Bennett 6) Rolf Harris 7) Johnny Irwin 8) Nigel Starmer-Smith 9) Bobby Charlton 10) Linda Ronstadt 11) Dick Van Dyke 12) HArry Belafonte 13) David Crosby 14) James Whale 15) Sandy Gall 16) Burt Bacharach 17) Milan Kundera 18) Norman Lear 19) Mel Brooks 20) Desmond Morris 21) David Attenborough 22) Cleo Laine 23) William Russell 24) James Ivory 25) Stanley BAxter 26) Joss Ackland 27) Jean MArie Le Pen 28) Douglas Hurd 29) Norman Tebbit 30) Eve Marie Saint 31) James Earl Jones 32) Carole Cook 33) Denis Law 34) Roger COrman 35) John Kander 36) William Daniels 37) Rosemary Harris 38) David Graham 39) Bob Newhart 40)Barbara Walters 41) Sonny Rollins 42) Valerie Perrine 43) Hans Blix 44) Paul Dooley 45) Gene Hackman 46) Dominic CHianese 47) Rhod Gilbert 48) Michael Caine 49) Petula Clark 50) Toby Keith

My Shadow list for 2023 is here. Pele (replaced with Pope Benedict XVI) -- It was 24 minutes before 0:00 GMT so I'm still allowed to change my number one, so Ruth Buzzi Bob Barker Jimmy Carter Henry Kissinger TOny Bennett Rolf Harris Johnny Irwin Nigel Starmer-Smith Bobby Charlton Linda Ronstadt Dick Van Dyke HArry Belafonte David Crosby James Whale Sandy Gall Burt Bacharach Milan Kundera Norman Lear Mel Brooks Desmond Morris David Attenborough Cleo Laine William Russell James Ivory Stanley BAxter Joss Ackland Jean MArie Le Pen Douglas Hurd Norman Tebbit Eve Marie Saint James Earl Jones Carole Cook Denis Law Roger COrman John Kander William Daniels Rosemary Harris David Graham Bob Newhart Barbara Walters Sonny Rollins Valerie Perrine Hans Blix Paul Dooley Gene Hackman Dominic CHianese Rhod Gilbert Michael Caine Petula Clark Toby Keith James Watson

I'm fine. I'm just doomscrolling the news about the war via Telegram all the time. Putin would kill thousands to stay in power. The second reason is my family. Because of my constant doomscrolling, I can't find a job (I'm 22), and my younger sister has taken my phone away from me to pressure me into finding one. My parents have welcomed this decision. And the two ways I can access this forum are 4G on my phone and VPN on my laptop. I have multiple VPN clients on my laptop. Psiphon makes this forum accessible, but is working too slow. Censortracker (Chrome add-on) is quicker, but doesn't allow me to access the forum. This is one of the rare occasions when I can get my hands on my phone. Hopefully, Putin will be deposed soon, and I'll no longer have a reason to be such a pathetic 'basement dweller' and a slacker.

Hello, guys. May I make a comeback? (Sorry, been doomscrolling the news about the war this entire year, couldn't visit the forum)