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  1. 22 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

    Well, Russian deadpooling superstar Anastasia Zavorotnyuk is "rapidly" losing fans on Instagram because of her cancer, how dare she?

    https://thetimeshub.in/anastasia-zavorotnyuk-is-losing-interest-fans-fans-unsubscribe-from-the-star/1969/

    I'm Russian, she's the star of our adaptation of "The Nanny", my mom would watch it on TV, when I was a little kid. We've already lost Valeri Zolotukhin (actor), Zhanna Friske (pop star), Mikhail Zadornov (a comedian, Russia's answer to Bernard Manning) and Dmitry Hvorostovsky (operatic baritone) to brain cancer. I really hope that the news about her cancer is a tabloid hoax. There has been no confirmation of her illness by her family and agent/publicist. In 2006, Lyubov Polishchuk (the actress who played the nanny's mother) herself died of spinal cancer. We've lost Alexandra Nazarova (the actress who played her grandmother) last year as well. If the rumours are true, she'll score me 10 points in DDP, in case she's obitable

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  2. Anyway, Brain cancer is as serious as pancreatic and much more serious than prostate cancer. I'm surprised that two my DDP picks, Frankie Banali and Lee Kerslake, who are also drummers, have outlived him.


  3. https://www.ghanacelebrities.com/2019/01/30/photo-i-removed-5-ribs-and-my-small-intestines-to-have-a-tapoli-body-princess-shygnle-reveals/. Princess Shyngle is probably the daftest person I know, apart from Katya Sambuka (only Russians know who she is). She's like a new dimension of daftness. This African actress had 5 of her ribs and her small intestine removed in order to have a "tapoli" body. In 2016, she has been hospitalised with a kidney ailment due to her relentless use of waist trimmers, and it's been reported by Daily Mail.


  4. My team. 1) Alagiah, George
    2) Allen, Jay (cancer-stricken 59-year-old Detroit Tigers announcer) (Rejected. Replaced with Dominic Matteo)
    3) Andretti, John
    4) Banali, Frankie
    5) Brokaw, Tom
    6) Brown, Cullan  (rejected. Replaced with Stevie Wonder)

    7) Carter, Jimmy

    8) Clooney, George  (worst pick ever)
    9) Depp, Johnny
    10) Douglas, Kirk
    11) Dzhigarkhanian, Armen (84-year-old Russian actor with heart disease)
    12)Gaft, Valentin 
    13)Gastineau, Mark
    14)Gibson, Bob
    15) Ginsberg, Ruth Bader
    16)Greaves, Jimmy
    17) Gulpilil, David
    18) Hastings, Alcee
    19) Jones, Terry
    20) Kerslake, Lee 
    21) Kulkov, Vasili 
    22) Kumar, Dilip
    23) Lynn, Vera
    24) Moi, Daniel Arap
    25) P-Orridge, Genesis
    26) Scruton, Roger
    27) Smith, Tom (the Scottish rugby player)
    28) Sorensen, Brandon (rejected. Replaced with Joanne Woodward)
    29) Stiles, Nobby
    30) Tapie, Bernard
    31) Terekhova, Margarita (77-year-old Russian actress with end-stage Alzheimer's disease)
    32) Trebek, Alex
    33) Trintignant, Jean Louis
    34) Turnbull, Bill
    35) Vazquez, Tabare
    36) Vialli, Gianluca
    37) Weir, Doddie
    38) York, Michael
    39) Yudashkin, Valentin (56-year-old Russian fashion designer with kidney cancer)
    40) Zavorotniuk, Anastasia.
     
     

  5. Here are my sweepstakes.

    My DDP picks:

    Kirk Douglas - 21.04.2020

    Alex Trebek - 17.05.2020

    George Alagiah - 24.06.2020

    Frankie Banali - 10.01.2020

    John Andretti - 03.07.2020

    Gianluca Vialli - 12.08.2020

    Roger Scruton - 03.04.2020

    Bob Gibson - 12.11.2020

    Alcee Hastings - 01.02.2021

    Tabare Vazquez - 29.06.2020

    Ruth Bader Ginsberg - 22.01.2021

    Mark Gastineau - 17.12.2020

    Tom Smith - 27.01.2020

    Doddie Weir - 07.12.2020

    Vasily Kulkov - 29.10.2020

    Anastasia Zavorotniuk - 04.05.2020

    Genesis P-Orridge - 09.02.2020

    David Gulpilil - 29.02.2020

    Pat Smullen - 04.03.2020

     

    Weren't picked:

    Bernard Tapie - 13.05.2020

    Chris Doleman - 02.06.2020

     

    Actors:

    Kirk Douglas - see DDP picks

    Jean Louis Trintignant - 21.05.2020

    Michael York - 29.05.2020

    Leslie Phillips - 19.06.2020

    Dean Stockwell - 21.08.2020

    Prunella Scales - 18.09.2020

    Sir Ian Holm - 24.10.2020

    Joanne Woodward - 20.11.2020

    Sir Sean Connery - 18.12.2020

    Jill Gascoigne - 14.01.2021

    Jean Paul Belmondo - 13.02.2021

    Philip Baker Hall - 07.05.2021

    Armin Mueller-Stahl - 17.07.2021

    Ned Beatty - 13.09.2021

    Alain Delon - 25.01.2022

    Gene Hackman - 18.02.2022

    Joe Pesci - 15.03.2022

    Eva Marie Saint - 31.08.2022

    Hal Holbrook - 27.10.2022

    Vanessa Redgrave - 24.11.2022

    Betty White - 04.02.2023

    Robert Duvall - 17.05.2023

    Martin Sheen - 07.10.2023

    Donald Sutherland - 15.11.2023

    Dick Van Dyke - 21.12.2023

    Christopher Plummer  - 27.12.2023

    Dame Maggie Smith - 12.02.2024

    Alan Alda - 11.03.2024

    Sir Michael Caine - 29.05.2024

    Johnny Depp - 30.08.2024

    Clint Eastwood - 18.09.2024

    Jack Nicholson - 08.10.2024

    Sir Michael Gambon - 06.11.2024

    Sir Ben Kingsley - 01.02.2025

    James Caan - 17.04.2025

    Ed Asner - 06.07.2025

    Ian McDiarmid - 16.08.2025

    Cicely Tyson - 28.12.2025

    M. Emmet Walsh - 11.05.2026

    Jon Voight - 09.06.2026

    Dame Angela Lansbury - 01.11.2026

    Kris Kristofferson - 15.12.2026

    Tom Skerritt - 04.05.2027

    Max Von Sydow - 30.07.2027

    Dame Olivia De Havilland - 04.08.2027

    Dustin Hoffman - 29.11.2027

    Dame Judi Dench - 12.01.2028

    Robert Redford - 12.03.2028

    Morgan Freeman - 15.07.2028

    Al Pacino - 14.08.2028

    Christopher Lloyd - 04.11.2028

    Gena Rowlands - 18.11.2028

    Ellen Burstyn - 23.01.2029

    Warren Beatty - 04.09.2029

    Danny Glover - 30.01.2030

    Alan Arkin - 13.05.2030

    Harvey Keitel - 18.06.2030

    John Cleese - 28.02.2031

    Harrison Ford - 05.10.2031

    Sir Anthony Hopkins - 17.08.2032 

    Robert De Niro - 14.10.2032

    Jeremy Irons - 20.12.2032

    James Cromwell - 30.03.2034

    Malcolm McDowell - 13.07.2034

    Jane Fonda - 28.01.2036

    Arnold Schwarzenegger - 03.11.2036

    Eric Idle -  25.05.2037

    James Woods - 29.08.2038

    Samuel L. Jackson - 29.12.2040

    Kevin Kline - 15.01.2041

    Michael Douglas - 22.11.2042

    Christopher Walken - 23.04.2044

    Sylvester Stallone - 20.11.2044

     

    Filmmakers, guitarists and composers:

    Little Richard - 05.06.2020

    Norman Jewison - 15.07.2020

    Jean Luc Godard - 28.09.2020

    Burt Bacharach - 17.06.2021

    Richard Donner - 25.06.2021 (The Omen's US Premiere 45th anniversary)

    Peter Brook - 16.12.2021

    Roger Corman - 20.10.2021

    Lalo Schifrin - 06.04.2022

    Carl Reiner - 04.12.2022

    Mel Brooks - 22.04.2023

    Roman Polanski - 23.09.2023

    Peter Bogdanovich - 25.04.2024

    Robert Fripp - 11.12.2024

    Ennio Morricone - 17.12.2024

    John Williams - 10.03.2025

    Alan Parker - 14.06.2025

    Michael Mann - 21.12.2025

    Terry Gilliam - 27.01.2026

    Michael Apted - 17.03.2026

    Michael Haneke - 04.07.2026

    Giorgio Moroder - 27.11.2026

    Adrian Lyne - 29.04.2027

    Francis Ford Coppola - 19.08.2027

    Peter Weir - 19.10.2028

    Trevor Horn - 05.11.2028

    Martin Scorsese - 02.12.2028

    Ridley Scott - 14.01.2030

    Barry Levinson - 21.04.2030

    Adrian Belew - 30.12.2030

    Oliver Stone - 06.03.2031

    Angelo Badalamenti - 01.05.2031

    David Cronenberg - 18.04.2032

    David Gilmour -  08.05.2032

    Lasse Hallstrom - 17.09.2034

    Woody Allen - 14.03.2036 

    David Lynch - 14.02.2037

    Terence Malick - 14.05.2041

    Brian De Palma - 19.11.2041

     

    And Regarding Politicans and Royalty:

    Daniel Arap Moi - 13.01.2020

    Prince Philip - 14.09.2020

    Jimmy Carter - 16.11.2020

    Mikhail Gorbachev: 22.05.2022

    The Queen Elizabeth II - 01.09.2027

    Vladimir Putin: 09.11.2044

    Donald Trump: 02.08.2047

    What are your thoughts?

     


  6. On 01/01/2020 at 22:59, Etushispushingupdaisies said:

    My team.

    1. Kirk Douglas
    2. Alex Trebek (JOKER)
    3. George Alagiah
    4. Frankie Banali
    5. John Andretti
    6. Lee Kerslake
    7. Gianluca Vialli
    8. Roger Scruton
    9. Bob Gibson
    10. Alcee Hastings
    11. Tabare Vazquez
    12. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
    13. Mark Gastineau
    14. Tom Smith 
    15. Doddie Weir
    16. Vasily Kulkov 
    17. Anastasia Zavorotniuk 
    18. Genesis P-Orridge
    19. David Gullpilil
    20. Pat Smullen.
     

    My assessment. 

    Kirk - Super-old, so I think 80% chance of him dying.

    Trebek - Has stage 4 pancan, which means he's effed. 75%

    Alagiah - Has been battling colon cancer since 2014, he's trying to outlast my grandpa who had prostate cancer removed along with a chunk of his bowel in 2004-2005 (he was 73 then) and died only 11 years later, 65%

    Banali - Has pancreatic cancer and Looks frail, totally effed, 98%

    Andretti - Still battling colon cancer, 60%.

    Vialli -  another pancan sufferer, 80%

    Scruton - has cancer and looks frail, 75 %

    Gibson - No info on his stage, but he's 84, 70%.

    Hastings - Has Pancan, but is running for re-election, might die shortly after re-election, my only team has been sent weeks before Lewis' diagnosis has been reported, 45%

    Vazquez - Has stage 4 lung cancer,but his condition is improving, 50%

    Ginsberg - Ruthie has survived 3 battles with 3 different types of cancer, but she's turning 87, so it might be her year, should've picked Bernard Tapie, 55%.

    Gastineau - Demented football player with early-onset Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and colon cancer, but the tumor has been removed, 60%

    Smith - The cancer has spread to his brain, and it's up to no good, so 95%

    Weir - Has MND, but Judging by Hawking's longevity, he may make it to 76,I should've picked Jason Becker (neoclassical metal guitarist), so 40%

    Kulkov - Has stage 3 esophageal cancer, but the tumor has been removed and he's been discharged 3 weeks ago, if he survives this year, he's certainly a goner in 2021-early 2022, 45%

    Zavorotniuk - If the rumors that she has brain cancer are true, it's 85%, if the tabloids are lying and she's just tired,  then it's 0,001%.

    Porridge - They can't fight leukemia for too long, 65%.

    Gulpilil - Terminal lung cancer, certainly effed, 90%

    Smullen - Pancreatic cancer has returned, 85% I think . 

    I think my score won't be less than 105

    What are your assessments of your teams?


  7. 1. Alex Trebek

    2. Bob Barker

    3. Bob Dole

    4. Daniel Arap Moi

    5. Genesis P-Orridge

    6. Honor Blackman

    7. Javier Perez De Cuellar

    8.  Jerry Stiller

    9. Jimmy Carter

    10. Joanne Woodward

    11. Kirk Douglas

    12. Leslie Philips

    13. Pierre Cardin

    14. Prince Philip

    15. Prunella Scales

    16. Terry Jones

    17. Tom Smith

    18. Tony Bennett

    19. Vera Lynn


  8. My team.

    EtushIsPushingUpDaisies (terrible name)

    1. Kirk Douglas
    2. Alex Trebek (JOKER)
    3. George Alagiah
    4. Frankie Banali
    5. John Andretti
    6. Lee Kerslake
    7. Gianluca Vialli
    8. Roger Scruton
    9. Bob Gibson
    10. Alcee Hastings
    11. Tabare Vazquez
    12. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
    13. Mark Gastineau
    14. Tom Smith 
    15. Doddie Weir
    16. Vasily Kulkov 
    17. Anastasia Zavorotniuk 
    18. Genesis P-Orridge
    19. David Gullpilil
    20. Pat Smullen.
    How much do you think I'll score? I'm so insecure, because it's my first team.

  9. On 28/12/2019 at 23:59, DeathClock said:

    It feels like every leap year the grim reaper is most active. 2016 and 2012 was big year for celebrity deaths.

    Damn right, 2004 and 2008 count too.

    As far as I can remember, 2004 took out Brando, Reagan, Jerry Goldsmith, Christopher Reeve, Rodney Dangerfield, Peter Ustinov, Janet Leigh, Elmer Bernstein, Ol Dirty Bastard, Rick James, Fay Wray, Estee Lauder, Johnny Ramone, Dimebag Darrell, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, Julia Child, Ray Charles, Jerry Orbach, Artie Shaw, Yasser Arafat, Spalding Gray, Francoise Sagan and Stieg Larsson;

    We lost Heath Ledger, Edmund Hillary, Rick Wright, Charlton Heston, Paul Newman, Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Yves Saint Laurent, Tim Russert Tony Snow, Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, George Carlin, Eartha Kitt, Bobby Fisher, Roy Scheider, Bo Diddley, Stan Winston, Suzanne Pleshette, Michael Crichton, Sydney Pollack, Jesse Helms, Anthony Minghella, Paul Scofield, Richard Widmark and Arthur C. Clarke in 2008;

    2012 took Donna Summer, Neil Armstrong, Davy Jones, Earl Scruggs, Whitney Houston, Nora Ephron, Tony Scott, Harry Harrison, Etta James, Robin Gibb, Dick Clark, Marvin Hamlisch, Scott McKenzie, Edd Gould,  Ray Bradbury, Andy Griffith, Vidal Sassoon, Maurice Sendak, Adam Yauch, Phyllis Diller, Ralph McQuarrie, Ernest Borgnine, Dave Brubeck, Hal David, Charles Durning, Jack Klugman, Sally Ride, Michael Clarke Duncan, Andy Williams, Carroll Shelby, Gore Vidal, George McGovern, Russell Means and Mike Wallace away from us;

    And 2016 took out  Bowie, Rickman, Terry Wogan, Prince, Ali, Anton Yelchin, Edward Albee,  George Kennedy, Antonin Scalia, Shimon Peres, Maurice White, Nancy Reagan, Patty Duke, George Michael, Greg Lake, King Bhumibol, Marni Nixon, Pete Burns,  Merle Haggard, Gene Wilder, Kenny Baker, John Glenn, Alan Thicke, Leonard Cohen, Fidel Castro, Zsa Zsa, Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds

     

     


  10. Trebek, Phil The Greek, Arap Moi, Genesis P-Orridge, Tom Smith, Kirk, Pierre Cardin, Bob Dole, Vera Lynn, Nobby, Stirling Moss, Bob Barker, Terry Jones, Leon Spinks, Javier Perez De Cuellar are dead cert. 15-16, at least. Leap years are always a massacre.

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