The Great Cornholio

According to Deathclock, my predicted death results are: Normal mode: 23rd March 2073 Sadistic: 22nd March 2036 Pessimistic: 13th February 2053 Optimistic: 17th May 2090 (when I am nearing 91 years old)

For me its gotta be cleaning up dead rats from beneath a warehouse loading bay. That was 5 years ago. Hated working there and was eventually fired for telling the boss' father that he wasnt my boss (after he was ordering me around despite being the same level as me). I was doing online courses outside of work, basically spending every moment either working or learning, and by the time I was fired I went straight into another job - one that actually had a good career path. I got the last laugh as I now make more than my managers, despite being half their median age

Agreed, he'll defo live longer than Trump. Trump's unhealthy lifestyle will catch up to him one day.

Jimmy

There weren't any signs of any significant health decline until February, and he died from complications from hip surgery after a fall. Someone shouldn't make the list for just being old (unless they're around/over the 100 mark)

1st of May

Thanks @Paul Bearer :^)

How about 'The Great Cornholio'? Replace 'Paint Sniffer' with 'Got any TP?'

I thought you were leaving? xD

Cool, now tally up the reacts you've been giving...

This all started by me getting shat on for no reason. I have no reason to be embarrassed other than for your parents, who would have to be related to create such societal failures.

Here's the thing. You make it sound like I say shit to you. In reality, you (and the toxic people like yourself) throw insults at people while having such little self awareness of your actions that you've actually considered yourself the victim. Go watch another marvel film and stfu

Are you trying to make fun of me for going outside? Wtf even is this argument xD

I'm not exactly insecure, I more or less explained my nature to the best of my ability only to have a psychopath like you respond to me.

God he's written an essay... Ok lets unpack here: - I supported Trump over Biden, true, but this was nearly 3 years ago. For the record, I now believe that both are just as bad as each other and wont be supporting either in 2024. I take it when you say 'political trolling' you just mean opinions you disagree with. This kinda says a lot more about you than me, since you cant tolerate people who disagree with you politically and you get so wrapped up in stuff that is completely out of your control that it dominates your entire life. I find it very strange you kept such a close record of me. - Wtf is a background character? Is that just you trying to marginalise people who go outside and dont spend every waking moment here? xDDD - This isnt exactly criticism, this is more like seething in anger because I once dared to challenge your politics 3 years ago and you're still holding a grudge.

Well you wanted an explanation and begrudgingly I gave you one, not because I have some kind of narcissistic obsession with myself, nor do I think you are unworthy or anything like that, but more to do with having to make excuses for why I am a certain way - when actually I shouldn't have to justify myself to anyone (nor should anyone else justify themselves). I only did this as a peace offering in a hope that this could open up a dialogue and possibly closure for the grudge you and a few others hold against me. Your response speaks way more about yourself than the things you've accused me of being.

Since so many of you are just dying for an explanation, here it is... EP made an observation that I dont post often, thats because I have to do real things. It's never been a very important to me in the past but staying away from the computer screen honestly does help show you the world outside of what is shown to you by others. Be it going on walks, spending time with friends - whatever keeps me away from the computer screen has honestly given me new perspective on how I view life. It sounds small but its made a big difference to me. Dont get me wrong, I find deathlist intriguing, even if we all are just speculating on who's going to die next. I find the forum topics entertaining and I like contributing to it - although I am no longer interested in spending as much time here as I used to. To show a little humility and self awareness, I will level to you on this: I dont fit in with many of the other people here, kinda been the story of my life, be it aspergers or a few other reasons I needn't go into. But honestly this is just who I am. If you dont like it then just dont speak to me, simple as. Also please do not be surprised if I lash out at you after you insult me, its a basic human instinct - and one that everyone should have IMO. Yes I am open to criticism, but insults will be met with insults. Speaking for going outside, I'm off...

On second thought, I dont think he can, Quim Reaper's ego is so out of wack that he can only answer with smug one liners. Despite that, not 2 braincells...

Explain again how you think En Passant lashing out at people makes me the bad guy? You missed that bit while you were telling me how funny I am...

You can literally go back and have a look at the argument yourself. This started with me asking about naming conventions then all of a sudden I'm being @ed for not being entertaining enough. xDD

And here's the Quim Reaper on the wrong side of the argument yet again... @En Passant is a massive hypocrite. If someone wants to have a go at me because my content isnt good enough then thats fine, they just shouldn't act so surprised when I throw insults back at them - especially if the content they post is no better than mine. He calls me a prophet yet he's the one telling people how to act...

Wanna kiss this drunkard's arse any harder MortalCaso? xDD

He's getting rowdy guys, better just ignore him until he shuts up and goes to bed

You clearly do, otherwise you wouldn't just start randomly insulting me for doing absolutely nothing...

If I call En Passant a cunt-oo, does that mean I win? xDDD