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  1. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    May 3rd 2024 8:30 AM 2 for 1 odds
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    A very long explanation of a man who knows trigger words. This is a large word salad that concludes with the ridiculous. I am very sure this indivedual is at best being funny. The actual thought of turning ones thoughts into plant life, although interesting, not something a man like Jimmy Carter would do. I am sure that President Carter is awaiting his reunion with his wife and just hoping it comes soon. Jimmy Carter may have come up short as a U.S. President, but he was a great humanitarian and actually quite inteligent. Lets give him a little more respect than this.
  3. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Poor guy. Im sure he would slit his own throat right now if he had the strength.
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    6. Ethel Kennedy

    Oh, Im sorry, I was trying to let everyone elsebesides you know. You shouldn't have been told.
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    6. Ethel Kennedy

    See, we were both wrong!
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    6. Ethel Kennedy

    I thought she was already dead.
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    My first movie in a theater was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I annoyed my whole family for weeks later still singing the songs from the movie. Still one of my favorites as well as Dick Van Dyke being one of my favorite actors. I hope he lives forever!
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    At this point i am wondering if he really wants to be alive. At his wifes funeral, it looked like he could drop at a slight breeze.
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    11. Mel Brooks

    When Mel Brooks dies, it will be the funniest funeral ever. It will last for a week and have liberals fainting in the streets.
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    37. Dick Cheney

    Cheney cocks his gun, and says "whose next"?
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Biden has been dead for 3 years already!
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    I am sure he is not in a building other then his home. Hospice care is not just hospitalizatioin. Hospice care are nurses coming to your home to keep tabs on you and make sure your meds are right and to make sure you are comfortable. A lot of time, Hospice Care is for the Family. As in my case with my sister, I was awaiting the Hospice crew every day so I knew that I was doing the job correctly. I am sure no one is waiting for a bed.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    KInd of funny, Its a story about Jimmy and Rosalynn, but 2 pargraphs on Trump?
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    Boy Trump must live in your brain 24/7. How do you make the transaction from Dick Van Dyke going to the gym, to Trump, in one sentance??
  15. Elvis is alive!

    Tony Bennett

    Thank You Tony for the great music and songs. Life well lived. Good Job!
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Its kind of funny. This is a string about Jimmy Carter, who is currently in hospice, but the last 3 pages have been all about Trump.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Havn't you noticed whats going on in the U.S.? There is already a curse on Biden.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    When Jimmy goes, Biden will be the oldest living president or ex-President.
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    Angela Lansbury

    Everyone says how sad it is that she died. She lived to almost 97, in her sleep, surrounded by family. She had a great life and was admired by so many on this earth. Now she knows the seceret. I say it is a happy day that she finally has shed this mortal coil and is living the life we all dream of. I say, Congratulations Dame Lansdbury, job well done!
  20. Elvis is alive!

    Jerry Lee Lewis

    Jerry Lee is that type of celebrity that you can't believe is still alive.
  21. Elvis is alive!

    Queen Elizabeth II

    I love this picture of her. I always thought of her as stuffy and Holier-Then-Thou, but here she looks like the freindly lady on the corner.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    It actually got me a bit weepish. I am not one to raise up the Royals or one to get sappy. However the speech was so very good. May God Save the King!
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I was a much bigger fan of hers in her later years, then earlier. say 1980's and 1990's. Either way she deffinetly was a strong woman who gave her life for her country. Althoguh she was fully compensated.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Speaking of people with no intelligence.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    No one listens to Intelligence anymore. If you are not shouting and flying flags and rabbel-rousing, your not heard. Someone with intelligence is considered a nutter.
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