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  1. Posted

    17 hours ago, Tango854 said:

    Out of everyone who ever posted in this thread, you are the dumbest fucking one, and there is very stiff competition for that little position.

    NO, the only one who would be dumber would be a guy who took this post seriously. Get a sence of humor, and stop insulting everyone who is smarter then you.

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    On 13/04/2024 at 18:02, livingbygrace said:

    I am very amused by this today..It will be fascinating who is going to be the Golden Person to be the big announcer when his death actually happens

    "When this happens"?? Jimmys been dead for 2 months already. Don't let people fool you. They will report it when the time is right for certain people to benifit.

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  3. Posted

    22 minutes ago, mymango said:

    He expects Biden to deliver his eulogy.

    It would go something like this!

    Mbla tatagnshelof, couldabondas be thr shom. Hahaha, jimmn ya shaid to me thes when thjk. Believe me whna shhmmmba lesss nesman.

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  5. Posted

    5 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:


    4 months is a huge window for a frail wheelchair bound terminally ill 99 year old man in hospice, but I suppose you'll want us to give you a biscuit should your prediction come true? 

    Any more inane comments or pointless predictions you'd care to make?

    May 3rd 2024 8:30 AM 2 for 1 odds

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    On 14/01/2024 at 18:09, Doc said:

    Big Update guys, the Carter Family has decided for Carter to undergo experimental treatment in secret. They know he has only weeks if not days left, but they got word a Turkish Doctor who has a highly experimental highly risky treatment method, but the upside is that this could prolong  his life for up to several years. While it is true that he is in hospice meaning he would no longer be seeking treatment, this decision to enter hospice was made before this experimental treatment option was known to the family. The possibility of prolonging his life for up to a few years is too good of an opportunity for them to pass up. There is further motivation for him to want to continue life if he feels he has a chance to make it to the 2024 election, as he would feel much more at peach in accepting death if he knew Trump would never be president again. I do not have a medical degree but do have a masters in molecular biology and have somewhat of an understanding of how this treatment works based off of the details I have been given, though much of it is far too advanced for me to understand. In the intricate realm of neurobiological transference, a revolutionary procedure unfolds at the cellular level. Within the confines of our understanding of cellular structures, we delve into the intricacies of synaptic connections and neural networks. Imagine a meticulous process where the very essence of cognition is delicately encoded into the synaptic patterns of individual neurons. Through an advanced form of quantum neuro-cognitive mapping, we embark on a journey at the subatomic scale, manipulating the quantum states of electrons within the synapses. These minute particles dance in orchestrated patterns, forming a tapestry of cognitive information. Concurrently, the cellular membrane acts as a gatekeeper, facilitating the transfer of quantum-encoded consciousness across the neural pathways. As the quantum states harmonize, a symphony of neurological data resonates, transcending the conventional boundaries of cellular communication. This orchestration of quantum cognition reaches a crescendo, breaching the limitations of traditional neuroscience. The neural pathways, now imprinted with the quintessence of consciousness, bear the signature of an individual's thoughts, memories, and self-awareness. Unbeknownst to the observer, the grand finale of this scientific odyssey unveils itself as the culmination of all efforts materializes within the unsuspecting vessel—a humble peanut. In a twist that defies conventional understanding, the quantum-mapped consciousness seamlessly integrates with the peanut's cellular matrix. The peanut, once a mundane legume, now houses the complex tapestry of a sentient mind, forever altering the paradigm of neuroscientific possibilities. This groundbreaking revelation challenges the very fabric of our comprehension, inviting us to reconsider the boundaries between the tangible and the abstract. The peanut, now an unlikely host to the essence of cognition, stands as a testament to the enigmatic possibilities that lie at the intersection of science and imagination. To explain this in more simple terms, they are going to attempt Jimmy's consciousness into a peanut plant. As we have all seen recently his mind is still in great shape for someone his age and it is merely his body which is failing him. If they can plant Jimmy's conciseness into a healthy host body then he can continue to live on with the lifespan of the new host body. One might ask why they can not transfer his conciseness into something with more physical capabilities such as a human body, robot, or even animal, instead of something so limiting as a peanut plant. The problem is that the cellular makeup of these larger beings are far too complex to be able to even dream about a successful conscious swap into. A peanut starts out as a single seed with an extremely simple cellular structure and thus makes for one of the best chances for a successful consciousness transfer. A further benefit to selecting a peanut is that Jimmy can then be planted back at his old peanut farm which he loves so dearly and isn where he wishes he could spend his remaining days. There is already some talk within the family of then turning the Carter Peanut farm into a massive Graceland/Dollywood like theme park attraction where people can take photos with Jimmy in his peanut form. Furthermore they believe that they will be able use electrode placement to read the electrical signals from his Peanut Plant host and be able to understand whatever thoughts he is trying to communicate by interpretation of the electrical readings. With a potential from him to be able to communicate in his new host body Jimmy is considering joining CNN as a 2024 election analyst. They figure it would be a huge ratings draw to have a plant as an on air talent especially considering the plant would be the beloved former president. It would also be seen as a boon for CNN as they would have a leg up in the diversity equity and inclusion arms race with the other news networks by being the first network to hire the underrepresented legume community. Hopefully for Jimmy and for the rest of humanity this procedure is successful since this technology if functional could be used to extend the lives of millions. 

    A very long explanation of a man who knows trigger words. This is a large word salad that concludes with the ridiculous. I am very sure this indivedual is at best being funny. The actual thought of turning ones thoughts into plant life, although interesting, not something a man like Jimmy Carter would do. I am sure that President Carter is awaiting his reunion with his wife and just hoping it comes soon. Jimmy Carter may have come up short as a U.S. President, but he was a great humanitarian and actually quite inteligent. Lets give him a little more respect than this.

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  8. Posted

    2 hours ago, Perhaps said:

     

    Okay. Thanks for letting us know. 

    Oh, Im sorry, I was trying to let everyone elsebesides you know. You shouldn't have been told.

  11. Posted

    My first movie in a theater was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I annoyed my whole family for weeks later still singing the songs from the movie. Still one of my favorites as well as Dick Van Dyke being one of my favorite actors. I hope he lives forever!

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  16. Posted

    14 hours ago, Youth in Asia said:

    Does a hospice stop being a hospice if people are surviving too long, and just become a nursing home? I wonder if they have targets for length of stay. Is there some guy sleeping on the sofa because Carter is still in his bed?

    I am sure he is not in a building other then his home. Hospice care is not just hospitalizatioin. Hospice care are nurses coming to your home to keep tabs on you and make sure your meds are right and to make sure you are comfortable. A lot of time, Hospice Care is for the Family. As in my case with my sister, I was awaiting the Hospice crew every day so I knew that I was doing the job correctly. I am sure no one is waiting for a bed.

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  17. Posted

    4 hours ago, Lafaucheuse said:

    « Family and friends who see them say that they enjoy some surprisingly good days and that this summer they even went for a ride with the Secret Service to watch Fourth of July fireworks in their hometown.»

     

    KInd of funny, Its a story about Jimmy and Rosalynn, but 2 pargraphs on Trump?

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  18. Posted

    On 02/08/2023 at 16:07, Charlotte's Controller said:

    It only takes a fall when tap dancing or an accident going down to the gym, things Trump has probably never done.

    Boy Trump must live in your brain 24/7. How do you make the transaction from Dick Van Dyke going to the gym, to Trump, in one sentance??

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  21. Posted

    On 21/03/2023 at 03:43, maryportfuncity said:

     

     

    Don't say that, you're putting a curse on Bidon!

    Havn't you noticed whats going on in the U.S.? There is already a curse on Biden.

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  23. Posted

    Everyone says how sad it is that she died. She lived to almost 97, in her sleep, surrounded by family. She had a great life and was admired by so many on this earth. Now she knows the seceret. I say it is a happy day that she finally has shed this mortal coil and is living the life we all dream of. I say, Congratulations Dame Lansdbury, job well done!

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