Kenny

Norway's Dot Cotton?

One of the numpties on Pie & Bovril?

Or "they"? I don't know the genders which posters on here identify as? In Scotland, if wee Nippy had got her way, Toast could have been "she" tomorrow, "he" in March and "they" in June.

So he won't be posting here any more!

Or Jacques Est Mort!

As the appointed (i.e.unelected) President of the European Commission, Delors had a lot of power which he exploited to the full. The only elected position that he ever held was MEP - for less than two years before becoming Finance Minister of France. It will be fascinating to discover the size of his personal fortune.

I have other priorities atm and tbh can't be bothered any more.

Pilot got a suspended sentence so he's not heading off to jail!

It depends upon on whether you include holograms, AI etc - https://abbavoyage.com/. It's all about And

Does he know who Sir Keir is? But he could ask Frank Field...

Care home for old Chinese snooker players in Sheffield?

Wouldn't want a handjob from her!

It's called Whamageddon

Simon Napier Bell is 84. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

He looks like a Vulcan.

He’s fucked.

Everton's takeover may be in even bigger trouble with a rumoured 12 point deduction.

Nothing is the matter with me. It's you who has the problem. You are obviously having a total meltdown and need help!

The article says that £800k were royalties from his books, not money given to his charity. Even so, she should not have taken the money.

Wilko Johnsoned!

The Apollo had a conveniently ignominious end - https://www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/arts_ents/23777143.bulldozers-fire-last-days-glasgow-apollo/ "On October 25, 1988, the derelict Apollo theatre on Renfield Street was devastated by fire. The alarm had been raised at 4am and fire crews from all over the city converged on the site. At the height of the fire, eight pumps, four turntable appliances and 60 firefighters were involved. "Eleven months before the blaze, in September 1987, bulldozers had demolished the front and rear of the building, leaving only the huge central portion intact, after building control inspectors had deemed parts of the Apollo to be unsafe. "At that time in September 1987, the building's owners, Ainsley Developments, were in receivership, and it was the Receiver who called in Burnthills Demolition. A few weeks prior to the demolition, city councillors had given planning permission to a London-based film and cinema company, Maybox, which wanted to build an £8.5m, 14-screen cinema on the site. Maybox had reportedly bought the property for £600,000."

A ban for winding up sad, thick and humorless numpties like you?

Wee jum, wee brain.