DeathersPhoenix

Inspired by Derek Fowlds death being completely wrongly thrust in the bloody Basil Brush thread... Everyones favourite 90s and 00s nostalgia show, call the midwife with coppers for those of you who are too young - yes that really did used to pulll in 18.0m+ viewers. I haven't bothered with the reccurring characters who weren't made regulars as there's enough for a theme team in this lot. Enough for a theme team anyhow Regular Actors Actor Character Series Birthed Deaded Nick Berry PC / Sgt Nick Rowan 1 - 7 16 April 1963 Jason Durr PC / DC Mike Bradley 7 - 12 2 December 1967 James Carlton PC Steve Crane 12 - 13 16 November 1977 Jonathan Kerrigan PC / Sgt Rob Walker 14 - 16 14 October 1972 Joe McFadden PC Joe Mason 17 - 18 9 October 1975 Derek Fowlds Sgt Oscar Blaketon 1 - 18 2 September 1937 17 January 2020 Philip Franks Sgt Raymond Craddock 7 - 11 2 February 1956 Georgie Glenn Sgt Jennifer Noakes Holiday Cover 20 April 1956 Duncan Bell Sgt Dennis Merton 11 - 14 16 January 1955 John Duttine Sgt George Miller 14 - 18 15 March 1949 William Simons PC Alf Ventress 1 - 18 17 November 1940 21 June 2019 Mark Jordon PC Phil Bellamy 1 - 17 25 January 1965 Ryan Early PC Tom Nicholson 11 - 11 2 May 1979 Steven Blakely PC Geoff Younger 14 - 18 26 Feb 1982 Clare Wille Dt Sgt Rachel Dawson 16 - 18 1973 Rupert Ward Lewis PC Don Wetherby 17 - 18 1977 Frank Middlemass Dr Alex Ferrenby 1 - 3 29 May 1919 8 September 2006 Niamh Cusak Dr Kate Rowan 1 - 5 20 October 1959 David Michaels Dr Neil Bolton 7 - 8 1964 Clare Calbraigth Dr Tricia Summberby 10 - 12 1974 Francis Matthews Dr James Alway 12 - 12 2 September 1927 14 June 2014 Aislin McGuckin Dr Liz Merrick 12 - 14 1974 Sophie Ward Dr Helen Walker 14 - 15 30 December 1964 Peter Firth Dr James Radcliffe 4 - 4 27 October 1953 Kazia Pelka Nurse Maggie Bolton 5 - 10 1962 Sarah Tansey Jenny Merton 11 - 14 1971 Lisa Kay Nurse Carol Cassidy 16 - 18 11 February 1971 Leon Ockenden Chris Oakley 17 - 17 1978 Stuart Golland George Ward 1 - 6 3 August 1945 Tricia Penrose Gina Ward 2 - 18 9 April 1970 Christine Bottomley Susie Ward 12 - 12 27 April 1979 Arbel Jones Mary Ward 8 - 9 ??? Nikki Sanderson Dawn Bellamy 17 - 18 28 March 1984 Billy Maynard Claude Jeremiah Greengrass 1 - 10 8 October 1928 30 March 2018 Geoffrey Hughes Vernon Scripps 10 - 14; 16 2 February 1944 27 July 2012 Gwen Taylor Peggy Armstrong 14 - 18 19 February 1939 Peter Benson Bernard Scripps 5 - 18 3 April 1943 6 September 2018 David Lonsdale David Stockwell 3,4,5,7 8 - 18 21 May 1963 Vannessa Hehir Rosie Cartwright 14 - 17 1981 Rupert Vansittart Lord Ashfordly 1,2, 5-18 10 February 1958 Alice Jones Katie Rowan Jr 5 - 7 4 March 1993 Anne Staylbrass Eileen Reynolds 3 - 7 December 1938 Juliette Gruber Jo Rowan 5 - 7 1965 Fiona Dolman Jackie Bradley 8 - 10 30 Jan 1970 Martin Ledweth Andy Ryan 9 - 9 ?? Richard Linton Ben Norton 13 - 14 8 October 1962 Murray Head Jack Hollins 15 - 16 5 March 1946 Josefine Gabrielle Debbie Bellamy 15 - 15 October 1963

I quite literally can't (I'll PM you...)

Oh yes I'm sure we could wrap up a rape court case between conception and the termination deadline? This argument always astounds me from anti-abortionists.... you're essentially asking woman to keep their kids just in case they can't prove rape... Given how high the burden of proof is for a rape conviction is - you'd be sanctioning tens of thousands of mothers to keeping babies that are the product of rape they couldn't prove in court.

Go on. Name us... (Oh, I'm back on pre-mod Hello vetting committee, hope I ain't upset you too much)...

Speaking in an 'official capacity' or just bored? Calling eachother the c word (I daren't use it in case..... ) is a deathlist tradition....

Oh, come off it. Catholics who voted for the Tories in 2019 were never going to vote for RLB anyway. Catholics don't fucking join momentum (unless they're having some kind of faith crisis and don't understand momentums place in the political landscape). I bid you a good day sir.

Today I learned not only have I had sex change but I appeared to have had a child who has also bequeathed a daughter....

Quite Literally and Further Back The Silent Generation: Born 1928-1945 - Make Mine A Million Baby Boomers: Born 1946-1964 Right Said Fred / Jackanory Generation X: Born 1965-1980 Jackanory The Wombles Millennials: Born 1981-1996 Dennis and Gnasher / Doctor Who Post-Millennials: Born 1997- Doctor Who / Dennis and Gnasher / Old Jacks Boat Meanwhile the rest of us who aren't gearing up to draw our pensions he's Sgt Oscar Blaketon. A show which began 28 years ago (before I was born I might add) and went off the air 10 years ago btw, so this is hardly about me being a whippersnapper with a superiority complex....

You cannot seriously be lumping Bernard from Yes Minister and a long term Heartbeat actor in the fucking Basil Brush thread. Have some fucking decorum you cuntsticks.

Have you listened to their fucking music? If they are involved in that shit it'd be about as suprising as the royal family having close links to peados...

oppsadaise I did say half-arsed.... Accidentally scored everyone with a Christopher. Won't let me edit Actual Leaderboard.... markb4 14 points (1 hit) (Christopher Tolkein) Radguy 3 points (1 hit) (Tom Long) Wormfarmer 0 points (1 hit) (David Stern) Everyone else 0 points

markb4, pedro67, youngwillz (1 hit) - 14 points (Christopher Tolkein) Radguy 3 points (1 hit) (Tom Long) gcreptile 3 points (1 hit) (Karen Simpson) Wormfarmer 0 points (1 hit) (David Stern) Everyone else 0 points 

Seen as this site is full of celebrity junkies and TV potatoes with nothing better to do than watch endless old Doctor Who or vegetate in front of soap operas or The One Show (christ forbid).... http://uktvchat.boards.net/ (No I don't want my old account back, I've literally come to very cheekily plug my own forum and then bugger off again as I'm taking a break from deadpooling; hope dispensation will be given for the obvious cheek given my longstanding tenure as a regular here. Oh and feel free to troll the fuck out of the board, anybodies welcome) Oh and I'll kindly half-arsed update the HDP while I'm here....