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  1. sewermaintenance

    37. Dick Cheney

    Why are you talking about this shit instead of kicking my ass by saying "given" a lot, ya big autistic grapefruit?
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    37. Dick Cheney

    I thought it was Milkon Beynes?
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    37. Dick Cheney

    This is what you get for actually talking to the dorky kid and trying to interrupt his autistic parlour game about which politician was "fibbing".
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    37. Dick Cheney

    Well no, you didn't *give*.. any indication.... of that part of it... so where would the word given fit into this? I guess, the boldened part says it all, you were expecting other people to do the thinking for you...
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    37. Dick Cheney

    What about all the damage and loss of lives it caused? Why didn't you say a hugely costly and unnecessary war? The "where are the WMDs!!!" part is all that matters to you this many years after? Maybe they have a spot in the Invictus games for people who have artificial feelings (or need some)
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    Songs that would never be made today?

    It wouldn't be made today cause no-one makes a Christmas song in the middle of May.
  7. 1000% correct son, especially the bolded part. Democrats all like to think of themselves as "sophisticated" (from the amount of time they spend calling Republicans hicks anyway), so how did they end up with this beat-up second hand car of a candidate? Also, after spending the last 4 years saying everyone who disagrees with them is a "boomer" etc., then they come up with someone who's a few years too old to be even classed as a boomer... priceless.
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    Elon Musk

    Why don't we all stop giving him attention. Even his name is annoying, is that a tech billionaire or a cheap aftershave. So sick of him
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    Jerry Stiller

    Seinfeld was just the same thing every episode. My favourite one was "The Pen" in season 3. It was boring after that.
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    Journalists

    *runs to toilet with hand over mouth* What is it with British people? Why do you wanna talk about old man's private area.
  11. When someone asks you to "take a role" but you can't think of one.

     

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6wc8n4

  12. Mike Tyson (53) wants a rematch with Evander Holyshit-I'm-even-older (57) (As a charity exhibition)
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    Tony Blair

    Erm, I dunno you tell us? If that is so, how come you can find out but the 1990s newspapers couldn't? Maybe they used a carpet at your gran's house...
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    A Joke

    Someone asked if they could borrow my clone. I told them, I like to keep myself to myself.
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    Sobriety thread

    powinni to nazwać podeszły wiek wątek Przełącz na Guinness.
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