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  1. Paradise Won

    Elon Musk

    Well, now that Connery's gone...
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    Elon Musk

    Imagine simping for the man as hard as this kombucha quaffing tart.
  3. Paradise Won

    Elon Musk

    better yet ---
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    The 10th Death of 2020

    Has to be Kissinger. Coronavirus will wipe out the remaining 2% lung function he's clung to for the past half-century
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    Alex Trebek

    Nothing compares to this title
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    37. Dick Cheney

    Thought the gluttonous bastard was dead already
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    Memes

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    how long till' the next hit ?

    Reckonn a week or two before Ol' Faithful kicks the bucket
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    The 10th Death of 2020

    Willie Nelson will live forever propelled by the spirits of Marihuana
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    Elon Musk

    Calling the end of the line for him for mid-2020 to early 2021 The poor fellow (ahem) has been in awful health the past decade, obese, heavy stimulant drug use (adderall cocaine etc), just had another brat (makes six), running five companies, spends all his time on a private aeroplane getting radiated (recently had a throat tumour surgically removed, must be constantly breathing fuel vapour) && has an inexcusable sleep pattern for someone so wealthy. Mister Musk is doubtless on track for a heart attack or stroke if he doesn't get the Corona virus from one of his cadre. Would hate to see it so young (is he 50 yet) but I reckon it'll go that way if he doesn't shape up soon
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