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If this speedy pattern continues, the whole list will be gone by the spring.

This could be the more jolly results of Death List.

If anything, it's the escape we all want. She didn't have it for that long at all. Compared to say Sybling Faulty having for a s long as I've been alive.

Compared to my past shite heaps, anything's fantastic.

This is the Grandma Droniak thread. When she does slay in peace, I imagine a lot of people will hear about it. As she's one of the more active 90+, giving her social media status.

In 2016 this would've been a double record. Strange name he had btw.

First whole lifer lady to act without a boyfriend/husband, one of the most prolific and covert ones too. I heard child abusers/killers are treated even worse in woman's prison. When the jail mums taste their bloody justice, you're invited to my party.

Giving she'd had a kidney transplant at 78 and was already a cancer survivor, I think that's enough to qualify.

Tie me Rolf in the Ground, SPORT! Tie me Rolf in the Ground.

Just heard the news, not that I matter. I have to say, 7 and a half years with liver cancer at his age. He's done fantastically. He survived the horror of Ronald Reagan beating him and now this.

That doesn't sound like someone who's gonna be alive in 3 months. Maybe the Reaper's just keeping him alive to punish him for the shite he got up to. I mean his £15 million wealth might be helping him linger.

They predicted the future with that flag.

President Jimmy Carted.

Only the second death to be unnatural. John Nashs was far more tragic. Next unnatural death, Henry Kissinger will be assassinated days of turning 100? David Attenborough suffers fatal Tiger attack while revisiting some Life of Mammals locations? Marianne Faithful ODs on her painkillers? Hopefully this post isn't as dumb as my threads.

If anyone deserves a thread, it's the ex front-man of that 80s band, FGTH. One of the last pre-2000 Death listers alive, Holly Johnson ended up on mid-nineties death lists from his HIV diagnosis. Unfortunately, three decades years ago it was the doctor telling you, "you're gonna drop dead before your gran". Due to the homophobes blocking medical research and world leaders calling it, "God's cleansing" or some mong phrase like that. Happily, we beat prejudice, folks with the infection could become centenarians and Holly's now an otherwise healthy 61 year-old. Who probably won't be appearing on any list for twenty years. Sorry this was so long, x.

In October, these dudes on TikTok predicted she was going to die from Covid-19 in March. For the virus to kill you, it would have to give her pneumonia and that would kill her soon after my birthday. Sounds rare these days after all those Corona shots.

Is this an actual rumour going around or did you and Toast pick a random, highly deadly disease that people as old as long-lifer Liz tend to get?

And I wholeheartedly predict he will be the next hit of this year.

Nigel Starmer-Smith will be next this year. I can feel it 100%

Another Dick, with head added to it had a heart transplant a decade ago in November. Van Dyke's just old. If you guys really want a 90 or 100 something on the top, pick Kissenger. He's wheelchair bound now.

No, not really. He has appeared in the Carry On collection, so that boosts his familiarity by a bit.

With all due respects, not a lot of people under 40 know who he is. I didn't even know what gender he was till I googled him

He ended up managing 35! Rest in Peace Frank.

He'll be playing more footy with Gordon after he's buried with them.

Plus I've just heard the 9th death happened the following day! I denounce my statement.