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    Your DDP Salvage Lot 2024

    Not carried over from last year: Frank Field - just sick of this drama queen Janey Godley - same thing as Field Rhod Gilbert - clear scans Katie Keltie - fraud
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    Attempted to make a Hamas theme team, at the 11th hour, but fell about 5 names short of a full team.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    He's the joker on my secondary team
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    Bill Clinton

    To be identified named as "Doe 36" when a list of Epstein associates is made public next week. My guess is this won't effect his health much and will be received like most atrocities politicians commit, at least here in the states, with supporters turning a blind eye while everyone else calls for his head until they get bored/something else comes out to distract them. Either way, if this leads to any legal action I expect he'll receive a blanket pardon from Biden on his way out of office in early 2025.
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    Internet Celebrities

    Not quite 40, and only been doing this for a handful of years, but it seems the game is already passing me by. There's clearly a new level of internet "celebrity" I've no understanding of.
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    The 1st Death of 2024

    Voted for Dick Cheney due to a technicality... can a man without a pulse really be considered alive?
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    Golf: The 19th Hole

    Figured this would be the appropriate place to go over this year's golf theme team submitted to the DDP. The DOA Tour: Bob Toski - JOKER (97) - played professionally but gained real fame (within golf circles) as an instructor Carl Jackson (76) - one of the most famous caddies in the game's history. The image of him embracing Ben Crenshaw, after his emotional 1995 Masters victory, is iconic. Doc Giffin (93) - Arnold Palmer's personal assistant for more than 50 years. Obit risk but tributes from notables within golf should be plentiful when he passes. Jill Thornhill (81) - Distinguished amateur player. Won the 1983 British Ladies Amateur. More recently elected president of Walton Heath Golf Club. Jack Nicklaus (83) - The actual GOAT (though I'll still partial to Hogan) continues to look rougher and rougher with each passing year. Al Barkow (92) - Prolific golf writer whose words have appeared in basically every publication to cover the game. Has also written many golf books. Tony Jacklin (79) - Been fighting lymphoma since 2014. Jack Burke Jr (100) - Oldest living major champion. Tiger Woods (48) - Every time he makes a comeback another meltdown is right around the corner. Upper body has unnatural swelled up recently and was sweating profusely, like a man who is once again heavily abusing, at his own tournament a few weeks back. Bobby Nichols (87) - 196 PGA champion Chi-Chi Rodríguez (88) - The man had style, swagger, and one of the most exceptional shoe-polished hairpieces you'll ever see. Neil Coles (89) - 55 professional wins and 8 Ryder Cup appearances Brian Huggett (87) - 16 time winner on the European circuit between 1962-1978, 1998 British Senior Open winner, 6 Ryder Cup appearances Tommy Aaron (86) - 1973 Masters champion Peter Oosterhuis (75) - English professional golfer and golf broadcaster who announced he has Alzheimer's in 2015 Verne Lundquist (83) - Voice still sounds strong every April when he mans the 16th tower at the Masters for CBS but he's carrying a lot of extra weight for a man in his 80s Frank Beard (84) - 11 time PGA Tour winner with a number of high finishes in majors David Joy (74) - Historian, author, and Old Tom Morris cosplayer. Suffered a severe stroke in 2017. Bob Charles (87) - 1963 Open champion Barney Adams (84) - Founder of Adams Golf, inventor of the Tight Lies fairway wood
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    Managed to pump out three full submissions and boy am I spent. Main Team: "Salmon Mousse" Rob Burrow - JOKER Steve McMichael Jeanette Lee Steve DiMeglio James Whale Frank Caprio Linda Nolan Dave Myers (Hairy Biker) Tathiana Garbin Theo Burrell Esther Rantzen Princess Bajrakitiyabha Simon Cowell (the conservationist) Richard Scolyer Jonnie Irwin Andrey Lugovoy Erik Jensen Shannen Doherty Eddie Annand Rip Micheals (comedian in need of a heart transplant) Second Team: "Salmon Roe" (a mass of unfertilized picks that wouldn't fit in the main lineup) Yahya Sinwar - JOKER Dario G Sandy Campbell Michael Tilson Thomas Dikembe Mutombo Toby Keith Michael Turner (Australian rules footballer) Ron Jeremy Daniel Barenboim Derek Draper Avalon Young Franz Beckenbauer Lem Barney (former NFL cornerback) Mika Immonen Joe Doering Corey ‘Homicide’ Williams Charlie Bird David J. Linden Matt James (Australian DJ) Max Mirnyi Theme Team: The DOA Tour (dug slightly deeper on the golf theme because I couldn't find enough names for a Hamas theme team) Bob Toski - JOKER Carl Jackson Doc Giffin Jill Thornhill Jack Nicklaus Al Barkow Tony Jacklin Jack Burke Jr Tiger Woods Bobby Nichols Chi-Chi Rodríguez Neil Coles Brian Huggett Tommy Aaron Peter Oosterhuis Verne Lundquist Frank Beard David Joy Bob Charles Barney Adams
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    Death By Numbers 2024

    Andrey Lugovoy Allan Peiper Avalon Young Bruce Willis Charlie Bird Corey ‘Homicide’ Williams Daniel Barenboim Dario G Dave Myers (Hairy Bikers) Derek Draper Dikembe Mutombo Eddie Annand Erik Jensen Esther Rantzen Frank Caprio Frank Field Franz Beckenbauer James Whale Jeanette Lee Jesse Montana ('Vanderpump Rules') Jimmy Carter Joe Doering Jonnie Irwin Larry Pressler Lem Barney Linda Nolan Malachy McCourt Matt James (DJ) Max Mirnyi Michael Flatley Michael Tilson Thomas Michael Turner (Geelong) Mika Immonen Mike Sertich Princess Bajrakitiyabha Richard Scolyer Rip Micheals Rob Bolland Rob Burrow - JOKER Ron Jeremy Roy Battersby Sandy Campbell Shannen Doherty Simon Cowell (Wildlife Aid) Steve DiMeglio Steve McMichael Sudarshan Maharaj Tathiana Garbin Ted Turner Theo Burrell
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    Shadow Lists

    In what I believe to be the spirit of this particular game, I tried to avoid the more obscure names again: Alan Alda Alan Greenspan Alf Clausen Bernadette Chirac Bob Newhart Jeannette Lee Cecile Dionne Daniel Barenboim David Graham Dolph Lundgren Ella Jenkins Esther Rantzen Francoise Hardy Frank Field Franz Beckenbauer Hans Blix James Earl Jones James Watson James Whale Jimmy Carter Jonnie Irwin Jose Maria Marin Khamtai Siphandon Larry Pressler Malachy McCourt Margarita Terekhova Michael Flatley Michael Tilson Thomas Naina Yeltsina Nguyễn Thị Bình Noam Chomsky Parnelli Jones Princess Bajrakitiyabha Queen Ratna of Nepal Alan Bennett Roberta Flack Ron Jeremy Sepp Blatter Shannen Doherty Sidney Cooke Sonny Rollins Sophia Loren Steve McMichael Ted Turner Toby Keith Victor Orena Violeta Chamorro Yoko Ono William Russell Zhu Rongji
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    50. Joe Bugner

    Is this guy somehow related to Bill Gates?
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    HARE'S DEATH POOL 2024

    Slapped a team together and sent it over via PM
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    HARE'S DEATH POOL 2024

    Don't know that I'll be in on this pool this year but, if you do get one from me, it'll be very last minute.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    Just submitted three teams using the excel spreadsheet provided for the first time.
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    Death By Numbers 2024

    Team just submitted via PM
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    My team will be in sometime this evening. Thank you
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    Am I right in presuming "people I really don't want to die" isn't a legitimate theme team?
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    The Stars Of B-cinema

    Was an excellent episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, though
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    Death By Numbers 2024

    Will have some sort of a team submitted by midnight (EST) tomorrow
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    Ghislaine Maxwell

    The identities of more than 170 of Jeffrey Epstein’s associates are due to be revealed in the coming weeks after a New York judge ordered a trove of secret documents be unsealed. Sadly, the order doesn't take effect until January 1st so there goes a great theme team. Mysterious suicide could be a popular cause of death in 2024.
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    So, How's Your 2024 Shortlist Looking?

    After this year abysmal performance and with having a year-round gig now (and therefore being able to devout little time to research) I've been contemplating retirement. At this point I do plan on slapping a couple teams together but expect very little from them.
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    The Simpsons

    Yep, show should've ended in 1999
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    Yank Science Fiction Series

    Mark Sheppard, best known for playing the demon "Crowley" on Supernatural, announced that he died 4 times after collapsing on his way to an appointment yesterday. Currently recovering, says he'll be home tomorrow.
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    The 17th Death of 2023

    Voted for Willie Nelson despite neither wanting it to be or actually expecting it to be but I do think it'd be funny if there's yet another funeral Jimmy Carter could be reasonably expected to attend before he himself dies
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    Henry Kissinger

    Come on, history's greatest monster must attend the funeral of the man who dropped his glasses in the toilet... oh, and also drafted the Paris Peace Accords
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