six feet blunder

If three members of the royal family left the plane on route it would be the most famous airplane decamp since DB Cooper

Prunella Scales

Joss Ackland

Thought it was Tottenham unveiling a new signing. A 98wheelchair bound player will probably be worth £100 million in todays inflated transfer market

If there is any justice after Judith Durham and Olivia Newton John then Rolf Harris should make make an aussie trifecta

Poor old Boris Infamy Infamy theyve all got it in for me

One of the five Clarke brothers to play league football the most famous being Alan Clarke of Leeds and England

Lester Piggott a good bet for many of us

Liverpool 4 Man utd 0 fulltime score could Rangnick be the first ever caretaker manager to be sacked

Pretty sure Sunaks wife will be able to find the money to pay his fine

The Ipcress File - 1965 Micheal Caine Stanley Meadows Tony Caunter

US Masters golf tournament starts tomorrow with the ceremonial drive off.Lee Elder who was nominated last year has already passed on so the three this year Jack Nicklaus Gary Player or Tom Watson worthy of consideration

Harry Belafonte

RIP Leonard Fenton

RIP Des as well as rugby league he was runner up in BBC Superstars

Mick Fleetwood already died once on live television presenting the 1989 BRIT awards

Grant McCann manager of Hull City next for the chop

Poor old Elton John must be tearing his hair out about his beloved Watford.

R.I.P Valentine little known fact his great uncle Charles Lightoller was the most senior crew member to survive the titanic sinking in 1912. Valentine wrote a book called Titanic and the strange case of uncle Bertie about his great uncles experience

Keep the lawyers rolling in money bring on a retrial.

So if China or Russia start WW3 Daily Mail happy as long as Boris Johnson stays in charge.Think Boris Karloff would make much better leader

New show could be called Only Fools Flogging Dead Horses

Rumour is that Mickey mouse been seen wearing a Boris Johnson wristwatch

Wonder if the Conservative 1922 committee are planning on holding a centennial celebration this year

Bojo heading off to the nearest nail extension salon as he is only clinging on to his job by his finger nails