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  1. Katyusha

    15. Jimmy Carter

    Carter's a tricky one to predict, he looks very frail and has been getting more evidently worse for wear in recent years, but I wouldn't rush to say he's definitely at death's door. He could have another year or two in him if he stays in decent health, but if it comes out that he's battling a serious illness at any point I'd give him a month or two after that news drops.
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    Wow, this is proving to be quite the deadly day. RIP, wonder who ol' grim has in mind next...
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Fucking cradle snatcher.
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    This is one of the most surprising and hard-hitting potential deaths of the year so far for me - I was never a superfan or anything but I've always enjoyed blasting some of his songs during rough periods. I generally don't listen to a lot of hip hop but I do find something cathartic about it at times. I think at this state we're looking at a "dead or an invalid" situation. Even if he miraculously survives he's not going to be the same man he was prior to this by any stretch of the imagination.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I imagine him arriving back home at the palace only to be greeted by a surprise party celebrating his wellness, and drop dead from the shock.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I'm sure he'd be royally miffed if he died just a bit too early to get a card and a telegram from his missus, probably the most action the bloke's had in decades.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    If I had to bet on one, I'd guess he probably won't make it to 100, but I wouldn't put much money on it. There's probably going to be some close calls involved between now and then.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    A hospital specialising in cancers and cardiac issues seems an odd place for a patient who just has a vague "infection". Is this to do with his heart surgery a few years back, or perhaps might something worse be on the cards for old Phil?
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Can guarantee at least one of the tabloids would blame her for his death if she refused in this scenario
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    The next few days are likely what is going to determine the outcome of this specific incident. If treatment continues to be a success and he doesn't develop any further health problems in hospital, he'll likely survive (for now). But at his age any form of negative reaction to treatment, worsening of the infection or even catching a bad cold could mean the end of him.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    The addition of the wink seems unnecessarily ominous. Not sure if that's something to be read into or just royals failing to interact like normal humans.
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    8. Rush Limbaugh

    The way conservatives see the term "unbiased" seems to mean treating both sides as equivalent even when they aren't, rather than stating only facts about a topic even when those facts are less than savoury. Rush has been described by DL fairly and accurately - it isn't biased or slander, he was just actually a piece of shit.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I'd be interested to hear some of this guy's "several sources". So far the only one I can dig up is from the National Institute of Things Pulled Out of People's Arses.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Could well be another false alarm, but I think I can sense another hit coming soon. I doubt he would be getting visitors if his condition wasn't worsening - though I'm not an expert on how the rules apply to royals compared to everyone else.

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