Katyusha

Can guarantee at least one of the tabloids would blame her for his death if she refused in this scenario

The next few days are likely what is going to determine the outcome of this specific incident. If treatment continues to be a success and he doesn't develop any further health problems in hospital, he'll likely survive (for now). But at his age any form of negative reaction to treatment, worsening of the infection or even catching a bad cold could mean the end of him.

The addition of the wink seems unnecessarily ominous. Not sure if that's something to be read into or just royals failing to interact like normal humans.

The way conservatives see the term "unbiased" seems to mean treating both sides as equivalent even when they aren't, rather than stating only facts about a topic even when those facts are less than savoury. Rush has been described by DL fairly and accurately - it isn't biased or slander, he was just actually a piece of shit.

I'd be interested to hear some of this guy's "several sources". So far the only one I can dig up is from the National Institute of Things Pulled Out of People's Arses.

Could well be another false alarm, but I think I can sense another hit coming soon. I doubt he would be getting visitors if his condition wasn't worsening - though I'm not an expert on how the rules apply to royals compared to everyone else.

The only more fitting cause of death for this cigar aficionado would have been HIV/AIDS, considering the way he talked about its "homo" victims in the 80s. The only limits to this man's vitriol were what he could get away with at any given era of his career.

Rush must've detected that all eyes were on Philip, and figured this was his best shot to go under the radar

There's much greater evidence of Charles being a mortal being than Lizzie. At this point I'd be shocked if she died before 100.

I imagine Jimmy Carter's demise hitting me pretty hard, given the extent of his humanitarian work and him being the last pre-Reagan prez. Other than that, none that haven't already been mentioned come to mind.

Food deliveries, eh? Even old Queenie can't resist a munchy box now and again

I have my doubts he's in critical condition, but given his age and frailty we can't rule out him catching even a simple cold or flu in hospital and carking it as a result. If he doesn't die during this particular incidence of "unwellness", it seems very unlikely he'll live to see the end of the year - though if there's one thing we can learn from old Phil's adventures in deathlist, "seeming unlikely to survive" something means very little in his case.