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  1. Madame Defarge

    Fidel Castro

    ' From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. ' He has the ability to kick the bucket; Deathlist needs him to do it. As a good Marxist, he should comply.
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    Name Shame?

    Nah. Just change it to 'Windsor the Friendly Troll' and update the avi.
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    Ebola and Other Viruses

    Does this mean you saw my post in the Hollywood thread? My heads on fire I feel so tired My pulse is faint and slow. I'm a doctor hero so E-bowling I will go. I look so pale I feel so strange Fresh air might do some good Hi Ho the Derry O I'm in your neighborhood! I gotta rash It's small enough To cover with a scarf Hi Ho the Derry....Oh Hell I'm gonna barf
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    Birth List

    I think a boy, named Cheech Windsor, or maybe Chong. Or possibly Kong.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    ^ Well, my team is carking it from the bottom up too, but at a much more relaxed pace. Still, if I were Fidel Castro, I wouldn't be investing in a jumbo size box of cigars right now... The Bigger They Are, The Longer They Stall 50-45 Ian Paisley 45-40 George H.W. Bush 40-35 Nelson Mandela 35-30 Hosni Mubarek 30-25 Robert Mugabe 25-20 Prince Philip 20-15 Dick Cheney 15-10 Fidel Castro 10- Ed Koch - DEAD 05-10 Margaret Thatcher - DEAD
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    Derby Dead Pool 2013

    Deadfellas (Pick 1):Ian Paisley Pick 2:Omar Abdel Rahman Pick 3:Lindsay Lohan Pick 4:Bob Barker Pick 5:Ronnie Biggs Pick 6:George H.W. Bush Senior Pick 7:Fidel Castro Pick 8:Dick Cheney Pick 9:Rev Billy Graham Pick 10:Zsa Zsa Gabor Pick 11:Stephen Hawking Pick 12:Ed Koch(former NY mayor) Pick 13:Hosni Mubarek Pick 14:Robert Mugabe Pick 15:Prince Philip Pick 16:Ariel Sharon Pick 17:Nelson Mandela Pick 18:Courtney Love Pick 19:Demi Moore Pick 20:Pete Doherty
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Sent it.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2013

    I sent mine in, using my own mail service, not Outlook. The team is Deadfellas.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Somewhat. And with that in mind I think this thread deserves its very own decorations. I have selected these for your review: A wallpaper: And these borders:
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    Awwww! You don't like 'Glory Days', Lardy? That's such a great song. At least you won't have to worry about any urine-soaked hysteria unless the Boss plays 'Born in the USA'( the Obama campaign's theme song ) and Karl Rove is in attendance.
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    The Dead Of 2012

    Viral video singer Eduard Khill dead at 77. http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1089481
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    Room 101

    ^ Monsieur, do you 'ave a license for that minkey?
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    Animal Antics

    Strange. One would expect things to go the other way around. regards, Hein An anxious nation awaits word on the health of the brave penguin.
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    Animal Antics

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/17/penguin-bites-newt-gingrich Newt Gingrich bitten by penguin in St.Louis.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    So this is no garden variety troll then, but a cunning linguist? Intriguing.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Somebody convince me that this isnt that American fuckwitt. Okay. Twat - rarely used in this context in the U.S. Cunt - rarely if ever used to describe males or a group of mixed males and females. Whinging - never used in the States. We bitch and moan but we don't whinge. Humourless- of course not, we spel funnie over hear. humourless is humorless in the US.
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    60 Minutes

    First hit of my one and only team this year.
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    Adverts - you either love 'em or hate 'em

    What is this I don't even..... Warning: Turn volume down.
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    Stephen Hawking

    Stop speaking out your black hole. Unfortunately the only space I'm watching is the one that's missing between the end stop and your next sentence.
  20. Madame Defarge

    The Deathlist Howto

    The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain. Blimey, it works. Thanks Magere Hein.
  21. Madame Defarge

    Room 101

    Is it possible to un-invent something? If so could someone please un-invent coconut shrimp? Thanks.
  22. Madame Defarge

    Knitting For Hamsters

    Eighty is enough. http://jezebel.com/too-many-hamsters/
  23. Madame Defarge

    DL's Video Vault

    An exhilarating tale of revenge although somewhat smelly I guess:
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    Knitting For Hamsters

    I only got eight of them. When time was running out I got desperate and typed in camel.
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    Knitting For Hamsters

    Ah, now that we have the expert on the line, I have a question: such a hamster is very nice, but do they grow if you feed them? You know how it is: they're cute when they're small. regards, Hein Well of course they'll grow, and when they do you'll need to buy a larger monitor, that's all. Josco is probably already shopping for a 25 " screen due to irresponsibly stuffing his hamster with food. So if I stop feeding him he'll fit on to my iPhone? If I were you I'd reserve the iPhone for the litter of baby Hamsters which may be forthcoming.
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